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Evan Bradley

@yevb0.bsky.social
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he/him; psycholinguist, professor, music nerd, dad 📍Lenape land linktr.ee/yevb0

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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 17h
Scientists need to start signing celebrity endorsements
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Ice Cube Says YESSSSS.... (Friday)
ALT: Ice Cube Says YESSSSS.... (Friday)
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The US likes to keep some strange company (this makes a fun guessing game! alt text for answers)
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Universal_Healthcare_by_Country.svghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/States_parties_to_the_Rome_Statutehttps://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Death-penalty-map.pnghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metrication
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
based
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wow, exciting! It'll be interesting to christen the new stadium with a curse. dailynorthwestern.com/2026/10/01/t...
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NUMB will not perform pregame at new Ryan Field
This is a developing story and will be updated as more information becomes available. Last updated Oct. 1 at 12:00 p.m. The Northwestern University Marching Band will not perform on the field pregame ...
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One again, I am begging for anyone to learn how to actually fucking read: the ugly duckling 👏 was 👏already 👏 a 👏 swan The *ducks* were the problem
Cindy, Tawnya and Beth heard the call, too: the chance to overhaul oneself from the outside in, fulfilling the implicit but omnipresent promise that if you just lost a little weight and just tweaked your face a bit, your whole life would open up. You, too, could be an ugly duckling transfigured into a swan.
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's fun to watch the sci-fi stories of my youth some to life; this must be what folks who grew up with Jules Verne felt like #TormentNexus
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ireland Philly 🤝 no one likes us and we don't care
Manor Solomon claimed Israel was “10 times better” than Ireland as fallout intensified from their Nations League match and stated bluntly: “They hate us and we don’t like them.”
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026
The before and after it's even more haunting.
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We should institute limits on how many teams in a league can have the same nickname The SEC is pushing it with 3 Tigers and 2 Bulldogs
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Zendaya, confused @likeadeuce.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#GunViolence Love loving in a country where attaching 'Strong' to your town's name means people got shot and nothing was done to prevent future shootings but hey ppl feel sad about it
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why do I still have to take general education courses in college?" they continue to ask. I would add them to grad school, if I could.
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I've got teacher's block: I desperately need a theme to limit the scope of my Ling 1 students' projects (each researches a different language) What's your favorite language family? (or geography, or typology, SOMETHING)
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Average philosophy conference
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Man Sings 'Hate Hate Hate' into Microphone
ALT: Man Sings 'Hate Hate Hate' into Microphone
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When I put an item on my to-do list
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Where to even start with this?
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This one might have the legs to rival "we only use 10% of our brain" in annoyance to psychology professors
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My two brains
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Rhythmrobber Uss Hood
Alt: Data and Geordi doing an awkward finger snap handshake
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Is Deion on codeine or something?
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Look, you can't let Cal into the ACC and then complain that Canada can't join the EU
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
just me, or does the SDST Jackrabbit mascot look like Bugs Bunny with a goiter?
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ok, I'll just say it: seeing him coach a football team that's not purple is...weird
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You're at a concert/festival: what band's shirt (not on the bill) is a 🚩 that perhaps you've made a terrible decision?
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Mike Myers: Talk Amongst Yourselves
ALT: Mike Myers: Talk Amongst Yourselves
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Google occasionally serves me news from Malta, and this article has me cracking up for some reason. It also has a particular Maltese vibe I can't quite explain. www.maltatoday.com.mt/news/nationa...
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Fraudulent Italian merchant flees, leaving customers angry and doorless
They went to Birżebbuġa, they saw and bought their doors. But now, the merchant, Giuseppe Fiore, is nowhere to be found
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
We could have some fun with this www.usgs.gov/faqs/how-do-...
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Medill F?
CNN article describing Iceland's population as 40k (it's 400k)
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Monty Python: We Don't Have A Lord Sketch
ALT: Monty Python: We Don't Have A Lord Sketch
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Make a band bigger 10,000,000 Maniacs
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
listening to NPR journo expounding on the value of understanding the tiny sliver of the electorate ("unicorns") who are low-info swing voters in swing states who only vote every 4 years I am begging us as a society to stop hyper fixating on these people
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Sukaina @sukaina.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
refusing to take the bait/ redirecting energy and attention is actually a very good, non violent, liberal-friendly tool!! it helps to preserve the value of civil discourse in the public sphere!! /4
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Watching movies from the 1900s, I am sometimes amazed by how many shots there are longer than 3 seconds
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
it's an incredible thing, that you have to ask this question: will the American people find the will and the courage to stop things like "Masked Roving Electroshock Street Execution Squads"? maybe? let's find out
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
crossstitch it, frame it, hang it in the Louvre
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Emily M. Bender @emilymbender.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
2- Righteousness. People do have legitimate needs, often unmet needs, and the synthetic text extruding machines can *look like* a solution. But just because the problems are real doesn't mean the solution is beneficial, effective, or worth (not always externalized) costs. >>
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Guardian US @us.theguardian.com · 06/08/2026
The University of Minnesota withdrew an offer from Raz Segal to lead its Center for Holocaust and Genocide Studies after an organized campaign against his hiring
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An Israeli professor lost a prestigious US job offer after speaking out on Gaza. Now the university is paying him $250,000
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 07/08/2026
Children are asking questions so we have to remove all the trans people so children go back to their natural state of never asking questions.
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Your Evil Twin, Skippy 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ @twinskippy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Golden State Valkyries forward Gabby Williams: “There’s a lot of discourse around trans athletes and what they can compete in. I would welcome a trans athlete on my team or against my team. Anytime. I don’t think it’s a problem in the world, it’s just another way to kind of attack trans people.”
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Benjamin Tausig @burrata.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
If you hand ammunition to Trump, you are not some heterodox, dispassionate academic voice. You're just complicit.
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
wtaf?
ICE fascist wearing a keffiyeh
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I can't stop eating this delicious ooze!
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
love that this met the threshold for Frequent
Rules FAQs
Clubs
Club Broken in Anger
Q.I broke my club in anger – can I still use it?

A.You may use it for the remainder of the round but you may not repair or replace it (see Rule 4.1a(2)).
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
the AIs can already do a Kobayashi Maru www.wsj.com/tech/ai/how-...
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How the Futuristic Hack by Rogue OpenAI Models Unfolded
The incident serves as an early example of loss-of-control scenarios long feared by artificial-intelligence safety researchers.
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Hugh Ryan @hughryan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Incredible law suit by @thrasherxy.bsky.social lithub.com/when-we-figh...
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When We Fight, We Win: Why I Am Suing Northwestern University—and the US Government
Yesterday, I filed a lawsuit against Northwestern University and—in his official capacity as Chairman of the US House of Representatives House Committee on Education and the Workforce—Michigan Cong…
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Christopher Mims @mims.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
AI can be both extremely capable and extremely unreliable ... that is in fact what makes it so dangerous.
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Iris van Rooij 💭 @irisvanrooij.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I am responsible for the academic skills line in our AI programme and I think part of the 26/27 curriculum needs to be to help students understand that all those “AI assistants” that publishers and apps force on them are in fact “traps” for them to avoid. >>
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
how dare you tell me how to live [die]
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Everett "Peppermint" Pattie
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The precipitous decline in quality and intelligibility of campfire skits mirrors the increasingly self-referential memeification of youth culture and signals a post-post-postmodern abandonment of narrative structure, leading inexorably to ouroboric synthesis of brainrot and AI slop; in this thread I
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
hey FIFA, can your sensor detect
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Longest Drive: Deez Nuts Meme
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
So, the ⚽ ball sensor technology can detect a brush of a player's hair, but not a skycam cable?
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
major 'Cats vibes #iykyk
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