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Evan Bradley

@yevb0.bsky.social
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he/him; psycholinguist, professor, music nerd, dad 📍Lenape land linktr.ee/yevb0

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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 20h
Scientists need to start signing celebrity endorsements
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Ice Cube Says YESSSSS.... (Friday)
ALT: Ice Cube Says YESSSSS.... (Friday)
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Came here to post this, but in my heart I knew it had already been posted
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Most Chaotic CNN Debate Moment
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The chair is my personal property, not private property!
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The US likes to keep some strange company (this makes a fun guessing game! alt text for answers)
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Universal_Healthcare_by_Country.svghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/States_parties_to_the_Rome_Statutehttps://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Death-penalty-map.pnghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metrication
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
based
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Medill F
“Rise, Northwestern!” commonly known as the “Push On Song,”
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
::old man voice:: Y'know, back in my day, we played for the fans outside the stadium, and THEN we marched inside and played the pregame.
The Ryan Field Foundation confirmed the decision in a statement to The Daily on Wednesday — the band will instead be part of the festivities at the 200,000-square-foot Great Chicago Food Festival grounds instead of “playing to an empty bowl.”

“NU Marching Band performance is still a central as a part of the pregame festivities,” the statement read, “but with the Great Chicago Food Festival running from 5 pm – 7 pm they are playing to where the fans will be.”
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wow, exciting! It'll be interesting to christen the new stadium with a curse. dailynorthwestern.com/2026/10/01/t...
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NUMB will not perform pregame at new Ryan Field
This is a developing story and will be updated as more information becomes available. Last updated Oct. 1 at 12:00 p.m. The Northwestern University Marching Band will not perform on the field pregame ...
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One again, I am begging for anyone to learn how to actually fucking read: the ugly duckling 👏 was 👏already 👏 a 👏 swan The *ducks* were the problem
Cindy, Tawnya and Beth heard the call, too: the chance to overhaul oneself from the outside in, fulfilling the implicit but omnipresent promise that if you just lost a little weight and just tweaked your face a bit, your whole life would open up. You, too, could be an ugly duckling transfigured into a swan.
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have based all my balls. I have no more balls to base.
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's fun to watch the sci-fi stories of my youth some to life; this must be what folks who grew up with Jules Verne felt like #TormentNexus
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ireland doesn't have a lot to brag about in soccer, and it's like their 3rd most popular sport, so this is quite the trash talk when your team laid a big egg against them 0
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Captain America: I Understood That Reference
ALT: Captain America: I Understood That Reference
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ireland Philly 🤝 no one likes us and we don't care
Manor Solomon claimed Israel was “10 times better” than Ireland as fallout intensified from their Nations League match and stated bluntly: “They hate us and we don’t like them.”
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Like that would even be bad if true
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dang it - I've watched it twice, I must have memory-holed that episode
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026
The before and after it's even more haunting.
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I must know more about the origin of this board (I know about most of these, but what's the deal with ABBA?)
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You gotta get your steps in (for King and Country)
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bro, do you even parade?
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
TIL en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orange_...
African lodges share the Order's traditional emphasis on Protestant Christian faith, fraternity, and loyalty to the principles associated with William III of Orange. Over time, they have become primarily led by locals, which has integrated West African cultural and religious contexts while maintaining historic links with the Irish and British Orange jurisdictions. Orange processions and church services are held annually to commemorate Orange events such as The Twelfth of July.

In Africa, Orange activity centres on Christian evangelism, youth mentorship, and local philanthropy. Members interpret the legacy of William of Orange chiefly as a symbol of civil and religious liberty, rather than as a political or sectarian cause.In 2015, Dennis Tette Tay, acting Grand Master of the Orange Order in Ghana, stated that “Orangeism is in his soul.” When talking about sectarianism, Grand Master Tay stated that the lodge has “no problem with Catholics” and focuses on faith, fraternity, and community values rather than Northern Irish political divisions.
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Looks like a great spot for a bowl game
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We should institute limits on how many teams in a league can have the same nickname The SEC is pushing it with 3 Tigers and 2 Bulldogs
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Zendaya, confused @likeadeuce.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#GunViolence Love loving in a country where attaching 'Strong' to your town's name means people got shot and nothing was done to prevent future shootings but hey ppl feel sad about it
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why do I still have to take general education courses in college?" they continue to ask. I would add them to grad school, if I could.
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Squinting is superior (Same philosophy as football)
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
[pause for laughter]
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I've got teacher's block: I desperately need a theme to limit the scope of my Ling 1 students' projects (each researches a different language) What's your favorite language family? (or geography, or typology, SOMETHING)
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Average philosophy conference
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Man Sings 'Hate Hate Hate' into Microphone
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We should be on metric time by now, anyway
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the land? oh, rhetorical question, sorry
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Please, sir; I want another Joker movie (and an animated remake of the live-action remake of Moana)
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Please Sir Oliver Twist
ALT: Please Sir Oliver Twist
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Legit thought this must be @theonion.com
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When I put an item on my to-do list
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Where to even start with this?
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This one might have the legs to rival "we only use 10% of our brain" in annoyance to psychology professors
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My two brains
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Rhythmrobber Uss Hood
Alt: Data and Geordi doing an awkward finger snap handshake
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Is Deion on codeine or something?
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Time to move
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Doesn't Vishnu have like a dozen avatars already? But a Netflix adaptation of the Vedas would slap, actually
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Look, you can't let Cal into the ACC and then complain that Canada can't join the EU
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Good ol' One-Eyed Nixon
A cartoon president with one eye
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Help me, doc, I've got the treason
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Inherently erotic? wtaf? I must have missed the day in professor school that was covered
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
just me, or does the SDST Jackrabbit mascot look like Bugs Bunny with a goiter?
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Zoomed in really hoping it was VHS
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ok, I'll just say it: seeing him coach a football team that's not purple is...weird
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
(my terrible decision is wanting to make my children happy)
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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You're at a concert/festival: what band's shirt (not on the bill) is a 🚩 that perhaps you've made a terrible decision?
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Mike Myers: Talk Amongst Yourselves
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