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Evan Bradley

@yevb0.bsky.social

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he/him; psycholinguist, professor, music nerd, dad 📍Lenape land linktr.ee/yevb0

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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The US likes to keep some strange company (this makes a fun guessing game! alt text for answers)

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Universal_Healthcare_by_Country.svg

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/States_parties_to_the_Rome_Statute

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Death-penalty-map.png

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metrication

Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Medill F

“Rise, Northwestern!” commonly known as the “Push On Song,”

Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

::old man voice:: Y'know, back in my day, we played for the fans outside the stadium, and THEN we marched inside and played the pregame.

The Ryan Field Foundation confirmed the decision in a statement to The Daily on Wednesday — the band will instead be part of the festivities at the 200,000-square-foot Great Chicago Food Festival grounds instead of “playing to an empty bowl.”

“NU Marching Band performance is still a central as a part of the pregame festivities,” the statement read, “but with the Great Chicago Food Festival running from 5 pm – 7 pm they are playing to where the fans will be.”

Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

One again, I am begging for anyone to learn how to actually fucking read: the ugly duckling 👏 was 👏already 👏 a 👏 swan The *ducks* were the problem

Cindy, Tawnya and Beth heard the call, too: the chance to overhaul oneself from the outside in, fulfilling the implicit but omnipresent promise that if you just lost a little weight and just tweaked your face a bit, your whole life would open up. You, too, could be an ugly duckling transfigured into a swan.

Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Ireland Philly 🤝 no one likes us and we don't care

Manor Solomon claimed Israel was “10 times better” than Ireland as fallout intensified from their Nations League match and stated bluntly: “They hate us and we don’t like them.”

Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Bro, do you even parade?

Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

TIL en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orange_...

African lodges share the Order's traditional emphasis on Protestant Christian faith, fraternity, and loyalty to the principles associated with William III of Orange. Over time, they have become primarily led by locals, which has integrated West African cultural and religious contexts while maintaining historic links with the Irish and British Orange jurisdictions. Orange processions and church services are held annually to commemorate Orange events such as The Twelfth of July.

In Africa, Orange activity centres on Christian evangelism, youth mentorship, and local philanthropy. Members interpret the legacy of William of Orange chiefly as a symbol of civil and religious liberty, rather than as a political or sectarian cause.

In 2015, Dennis Tette Tay, acting Grand Master of the Orange Order in Ghana, stated that “Orangeism is in his soul.” When talking about sectarianism, Grand Master Tay stated that the lodge has “no problem with Catholics” and focuses on faith, fraternity, and community values rather than Northern Irish political divisions.

Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

When I put an item on my to-do list

Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Where to even start with this?

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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Good ol' One-Eyed Nixon

A cartoon president with one eye

Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Some say if you listen closely, you can still hear the sound of a creaking door on the wind, like Giuseppe is laughing at you. (I found the Maltese vibe: it's this shopkeeper)

A shop a few doors down, whose relationship with Fiore remains unclear, is also quite frazzled about the whole affair. "Why do you think I have anything to do with him? What are you supposed to do if you see him? Beat him up? Do you really think the police can help you? Forget about the money. The police can't get your money back. The best thing you can do is just forget about it. No one is getting their money back. He is gone" the owner said when contacted. And that was all they had to say about Giuseppe Fiore.

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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

You're thinking of this place all wrong, as if I had the doors back in a safe. The doors aren't here. Your doors are in Joe's house, right next to yours. And in the Borg house, and Mrs. Camilleri's house, and a dozen others!

A few blissful months passed in Birżebbuģa, for Fiore at least, before customers started getting angry. Very angry. Eventually, some decided to go straight to his door shop and find out where the hell their doors were. But when they arrived, the tiny store on Triq Sant' Anģlu was empty. Fiore was gone. And so were the doors.

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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Never go in against a Sicilian when DOORS are on the line!

"We never thought a Sicilian would scam us like this" Fil Porte said when contacted. Anyway, Fiore didn't leave with just the doors. He also took a number of Fil Porte's company brochures. That'll become relevant later.

Inconceivable!

Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

It's unclear how many doors €15,000 got him, but it's a fair amount. Anyway, it was apparently enough to start a fraudulent door company in Malta, and that's what mattered to Fiore.

All right then. Keep your secrets.

Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Exactly how many doors does it take to raise eyebrows?

Behind him, Fiore left numerous clients waiting for doors they paid for but never received; a car dealership that had been waiting over a year for €9,500, and, of course, the BMW; two empty, and also allegedly unpaid-for, rented properties in Birżebbuġa; a construction company that lost €5,000 worth of equipment; and an Italian company that was robbed of €15,000 and a strangely large number of doors.

Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

We could have some fun with this www.usgs.gov/faqs/how-do-...

Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Medill F?

CNN article describing Iceland's population as 40k (it's 400k)

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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

makes really judicious/economical moltovs, too

a six pack of green, grenade-shaped malt liquor bottles

Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

My cat has never worked a day in his life, unlike these

Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Why are there two Daffys and two Tweetys? (AI obvs)

Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

wtaf?

ICE fascist wearing a keffiyeh

Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I can't stop eating this delicious ooze!

Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

love that this met the threshold for Frequent

Rules FAQs
Clubs
Club Broken in Anger
Q.I broke my club in anger – can I still use it?

A.You may use it for the remainder of the round but you may not repair or replace it (see Rule 4.1a(2)).

Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

how dare you tell me how to live [die]

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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Flyers be warned

a plane with three wings

Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Somebody please tell me they see it, too

Chris Richards, USMNT

Phil Lynott, Thin Lizzy

Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

I'm not a chemist, but aren't all petroleum products "biomass based"?

Sign on a gas pump: BIOMASS-BASED DIESEL BLEND: Contains BIOMASS-BASED diesel or biodiesel in quantities between 5 percent and 20 percent"

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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Chill, Duo

Duolingo screenshot: translate the sentence "he has brain cancer" next to a smiling Eddy

Duolingo screenshot: translate the sentence "he is responsible for that car accident." Eddy is laughing, unhinged.

Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

well there's your problem right there

The Irish Times: ‘Ireland was not the continental Europe that I was fantasising about’
Xinlan Li moved from China to Ireland in 2022 to study at UCD

Map showing The location of the island of Ireland

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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

In the end, there were 11 penalties assessed on the play. Penguins somehow ended up with more players in the box than could even be on the ice

6 Penguins in the penalty box

Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Honestly, assigning penalties in a 8+ player scuffle seems like a futile exercise

Penalty boxes at the Flyers-Penguins playoff hockey game; there are 4-5 players in EACH box

Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

the "your grandma went to a lot of trouble knitting this ugly, itchy sweater, so you're wearing it" doctrine

Todd Lyons, the acting head of US Customs and Immigration Enforcement, said in a March memo that deporting Ábrego García to Costa Rica would be “prejudicial to the United States”.

Ábrego García should be sent to Liberia because the US has spent government resources and political capital negotiating with the west African nation to accept third-country nationals, Lyons wrote.

Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

you'll be "shocked" to find out where he ended up

@HumanProgress, a @CatoInstitute project

Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Torment Nexus, here we come!

Still image of Domhnall Gleason and Hayley Atwell from the Black Mirror episode "Be Right Back"

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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Translation: we know we suck

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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

well, this is pretty subjective

a Captcha in which I am asked to "find objects that produce loud sounds." The objects are either drum sets, counches, ice cream cones, or sandals/flip-flops

Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

My electric space heater looks like a Minion CC @facesinthings.bsky.social

An electric space heater composed of a short, cylindrical yellow body supported by a small black bent-pipe stand. It has two knobs (for temperature and fan speed) that are large and round and resemble goggles. It even has a red on light where a nose would be, and a semicircular handle in the shape of a smile.

Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

Welcome to Philly

Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

"I can do it first thing if it's a priority. I may have a chance to do it tonight, but I'm not sure"

A room splattered in blood

Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Thanks, Gemini 🙂👍👍

search results from Google. the AI Overview states "the black wire with a white stripe is generally the negative terminal, while the solid black wire is the positive terminal"

search results from Google. the AI Overview states "a black wire with a white stripe usually indicates a positive (+) connection, while the solid black wire is negative (-)"

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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

Oops

Scorebug from the broadcast of the Oregon-Penn State game. The score is 0-0, so it appears as O 0-0 Penn State

Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

That escalated quickly

"I am considering starting spanking her"

Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Also, &#$@ you Google AI, that is not accurate at all

Screencap of Google search AI summary which claims that Cornell West and Pat Buchanan are alumni of Northwestern University, neither of which is true

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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

omg this hits so many of my sicko interests

Venn diagram of sorts, timezones, microstates, and flags, with FloRida and the San Marino flag at the center

Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

This irks me to no end, because really they just don't like the values we talk about

Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

It pains me that this phrase even exists

Zoomed portion of quotes map showing Brownsville Family Detention facility

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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

Some found it less rousing than others

Screen cap of video in OP. Many soldiers behind Hegseth are cheering; they are mainly white males. I've circled four faces of soldiers who are not smiling or yelling, all of whom appear to have darker skin.

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Evan Bradley @yevb0.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

Take the fictional character quiz and post the first four you know: openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...