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@yakubiandevil.bsky.social
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Alex @yakubiandevil.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is what is so funny about the whole story. These people who complained about the one night a week no mask rule never even went to the space or participated in community outside of posting on local Facebook stuff. The complainers were assholes- plain and simple.
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Alex @yakubiandevil.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A hit piece against the chronically annoying maybe
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 22/09/2026
This shit is dead as disco. Needs $174 billion in debt to get off the ground and had to pull its IPO because it makes no money and won’t make a dime off OpenAI until, at best, 2028, and that is making a lot of assumptions about OpenAI’s solvency
SB Energy warned in its prospectus that the data centre projects it needs to fulfil its current contracts would require $174bn of investment.
The company said it planned to fund the majority through project-level debt but cautioned that it "may face difficulty securing the quantum of capital required to fund our project pipeline, particularly if the debt capital markets tighten"
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 22/08/2026
When everyone loves the way you’re handling beef prices
Trump looking like a dumbass in a big white cowboy hat
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 16/05/2026
Getting closer
Conner O’Malley tweet:

I'm 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom.
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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I've only played a few hours of the much-hyped Crimson Desert, so weight my opinion accordingly, but those few hours were so boring and soulless that I absolutely did not want to play anymore. Feels like a game designed for people who just want to Consume Content.
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Defector @defector.com · 05/03/2026
Why is soccer’s most famous scoopster doing PR work for Saudi Arabia?
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Why Is Soccer’s Most Famous Scoopster Doing PR Work For Saudi Arabia?
From the man who brought you questionable journalistic focus on a player accused of rape, comes an outright #ad for Saudi Arabia. That’s soccer scoopster Fabrizio Romano, taking a break from many…
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Megan O’Toole @meganotoole.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
The girls’ school in Iran, where 165 people were killed by an apparent US-Israeli attack, was hit with two strikes, with the second missile killing sheltering survivors, two first responders and the parent of a slain child have told Middle East Eye.
middleeasteye.net
Exclusive: Iranian girls killed by ‘double-tap’ strikes on Minab school
Eyewitnesses describe second blast which killed survivors as they sheltered in prayer hall
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Alex @yakubiandevil.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Nuzzi gang mount up
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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Defector @defector.com · 14/11/2025
The real Marty Supreme was the most charismatic table-tennis player the world has ever witnessed. defector.com/marty-reisma...
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The Real Marty Supreme | Defector
In the winter of 1977, Sports Illustrated reporter Ray Kennedy ventured into the Riverside Table Tennis club at 96th and Broadway. It was a dingy joint with leaky pipes, below street level, beneath a…
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Alex @yakubiandevil.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
12 hour ban on Twitter for telling Valentina Gomez to unalive herself. I meant it too! Also I used “k*ll” and it was flagged. Free speech capital of the world or whatever!
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
if charlie kirk didn't get shot the right wing would be equally and as consequentially as mad about a tv commercial or restaurant logo or something else, they're gonna do what they're gonna do regardless
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Alex @yakubiandevil.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Charlie Kirk was an earnestly awful human being.
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Colin Carlson @colincarlson.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea
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Alex @yakubiandevil.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Pretzels are such a beautiful and diverse snack. You ever dipped those hoes in Nutella? You’re missing out.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.
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Alex @yakubiandevil.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
11:38 at night and thinking about a Cold Cut
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
david hogg off the top rope on the other site
David Hogg
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The same establishment that is spending millions to destroy Zohran will say in a few months that we need to spend millions on polling and testing to win back young people. Open your god damn eyes- it's free.
Adam Carlson @admcrlsn •3h
The final three days of early voting were the youngest of the entire period.
47% of early voters are age 18-44. x.com/ gothamist/stat...
Early Voting By Age Group
(Raw Votes Cast)
Age Group
Days 1-4
Days 5-6
Days 7-9
Total (Days 1-9)
18-24
8,487
4,941
13,096
26,524
25-34
29,557
15,620
45,195
90,372
35-44
20,591
10,365
31,488
62,444
45-54
14,438
7,411
23,252
45,101
55-64
19,159
10,548
27,079
56,786
65-74
23,131
14,055
24,861
62,047
75+
16,071
10,346
15,483
41,900



Early Voting By Age Group (Share of Early Electorate)


Age Group
Days 1-4
Days 5-6
Days 7-9
Total (Days 1-9)
18-24
6.5%
6.7%
7.3%
6.9%
25-34
22.5%
21.3%
25.0%
23.5%
35-44
15.7%
14.1%
17.4%
16.2%
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
the "shoot that guy" meme from FURY but "shoot" replaced with "primary"
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Silicon Valley guys casting government employees as lazy, parasitic, and malevolent seems like a giant case of projection imo
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Alex @yakubiandevil.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Noticing a worrying trend where corgis seem to be getting shorter
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Alex @yakubiandevil.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Girl bathrooms smell so good. Mine smells like an old Yankee candle and a fart.
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Alex @yakubiandevil.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Only problem with my girl is that she doesn’t find 9/11 jokes funny
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Alex @yakubiandevil.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
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Alex @yakubiandevil.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
My Uber rating keeps skyrocketing because I keep talking mad game to my Pakistani drivers. Oh you speak Urdru? Oh you go to a Mosque around the way? Hell yeah, brother.
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Alex @yakubiandevil.bsky.social · 29/08/2024
Forgot I had an account
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Alex @yakubiandevil.bsky.social · 14/07/2024
Frankly, I think all politicians should be wary of ever leaving their homes. They only make peoples lives worse overall.
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Alex @yakubiandevil.bsky.social · 19/06/2024
I’ve been a nasty girl
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Alex @yakubiandevil.bsky.social · 24/05/2024
Everything going “password free” has made my life remarkably less convenient
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Alex @yakubiandevil.bsky.social · 07/05/2024
Sad to report that Twitter still has the juice
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Alex @yakubiandevil.bsky.social · 23/04/2024
A whole bag of Haribo gummy bears is less than 3500 calories so it means they’re healthy
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Alex @yakubiandevil.bsky.social · 16/04/2024
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Alex @yakubiandevil.bsky.social · 25/03/2024
Hyper niche micro internet celebrity asking for venmo donations because they occasionally post something funny on instagram
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Alex @yakubiandevil.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
In bed thinkin about some escarole, bean, and some fresh bread.
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Alex @yakubiandevil.bsky.social · 12/03/2024
I don’t think there has ever been a Greek yogurt that is “vanilla-flavored” that tastes like anything approaching vanilla
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Alex @yakubiandevil.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
I’m gonna need a replica crys knife immediately
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Alex @yakubiandevil.bsky.social · 27/02/2024
It is so wild to be anti-anti-Apartheid
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Alex @yakubiandevil.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
Nacho cheese is so good like what the fuck is going on there
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Alex @yakubiandevil.bsky.social · 14/02/2024
Thinkin’ that I’m boutta act up
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Alex @yakubiandevil.bsky.social · 08/02/2024
Time for my yearly rewatch of The Venture Bros. First time I have watched the series with an appropriate ending however.
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Alex @yakubiandevil.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
I want a hot dog
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Alex @yakubiandevil.bsky.social · 01/02/2024
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Alex @yakubiandevil.bsky.social · 25/01/2024
McDonald’s should sell soup
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Alex @yakubiandevil.bsky.social · 08/01/2024
What did Latin class teach me? Every time I hear of the disease Lupus, I am genuinely convinced we are talking about a disease that makes people hairy like a werewolf.
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Alex @yakubiandevil.bsky.social · 31/12/2023
Your Creed jokes are not nearly as good as you think. Enough!
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