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XWASHERE

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internet shitposter serious people dni

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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 13/10/2026
Dogcatcher xkcd.com/3309/
Comic. [Three people seated at table.] PERSON 1 with ponytail: Once we break this story, he won’t be able to get elected *dogcatcher*. PERSON 2: Why do people always use “dogcatcher” as the example of a worthless office? Animal control officers are valued professionals. It just seems unnecessarily insulting. PERSON 3 with shoulder-length hair: Well, their job *is* catching strays.
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Should any of my children be found, please send them home via dispossals. I thank you for considerations
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XWASHERE @xutils.org · 14/10/2026
so bored i'm drawing creatures with my laptop and a shitty bluetooth mouse
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Woke Gaster, the royal scientist @tsunamicat108.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
coding is an art form and its just as harmful to use ai to do it as with any other art
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
RD do you guys have that speed stuff
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XWASHERE @xutils.org · 01/10/2026
, you think you're right about everything (as opposed to me, who is actually right about everything g)
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
a four panel comic, an alien from fantastic planet looms over two humans

it says “venez devenir des enclaves, les pédés”

one of the humans says “god these aliens are huge!!
and they speak in such strange gutteral ways!”

the other guy says “theyre speaking french you fucking pedestrian”

alien says “fuck vous”
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Ahwoo @ahwoo-official.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sol is no longer the only star in the sky you can reach in Kitten Space Agency. KSA’s latest pre-alpha work takes interstellar travel beyond the Solar System, adding Alpha Centauri, Barnard’s Star and Tau Ceti at their real distances and directions.
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sleepr @sleeprhit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They're calling it the ONLY way you're allowed to play Mario ever AGAIN.
Mario DLSS 5 on.
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The Necessary Evil - Vereor Nox @tne-vereornox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
thats the post
things to say to your endocrinologist
- let me speak to my endocrine system 𝗱𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗹𝘆
- give me the rarest 𝗵𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘀
- what are your 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 with my 𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘀𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻
- i brought my own 𝗵𝗿𝘁
- are 𝘆𝗼𝘂 DIY'ing?
- let me see 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 blood test
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siobhan mcdonough @siobhan-m.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
for those who aren’t familiar—the NAACP’s solidarity with trans people and willingness to recognize “similarities between exclusions of transgender kids and racial segregation” is something i find genuinely moving
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows a brain. The brain is saying "I'm 30 and YOUNG! I only recently fully developed!"
The second panel shows a heart. The heart says "I hear ya! I can keep going for DECADES more!"
The third panel shows a spine's face. It weakly says, "I am old".
We zoom out and the spine is using a walker. It continues, "so very old".
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Grinda 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @grindagoat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Not every male character attempting to escape the confines of masculinity is a trans woman" is a statement I fully agree with at face value but it's really annoying whenever it's being used to shout down people making trans readings.
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The Stranger (Post-Chapter 5 Arc) @jake.gaiaproject.net · 20/09/2026
We have delved so far into cringe culture and hyper vigilance against creeps on the internet to the point of draconianism, and now some people like this think it's wrong to even *relate* to a character that isn't their age, lmao.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
is it possible to bait the "user was blocked for this post" account into posting whatever i want?
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Danger! Crystal hyperstructure integrity faltering! Integrity: 73.5%
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Tony Zaret @tonyzaret.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
6 7 Fan Reacts to VERITY
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XWASHERE @xutils.org · 18/09/2026
i made this in 15 minutes a year ago and it accomplishes more than every seo slop 50mb ai integrated webpack enterprise react sloobi compatible modern website
website with next to zero formatting. 3kb over the network.
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Owen Dennis: Infinity Train/Among Us Show creator @owendennis.com · 17/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Patrick Patrick Star
Alt: Patrick Patrick Star
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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Micah Lee @micahflee.com · 16/09/2026
HaJ3FgupAm8RrDJW3MHgT9X7Ft27eVaD What is that? That's a hard-coded API token that Flock cameras use to identify themselves and get OAuth credentials, which can then be used to talk to Flock's production servers. Like, anyone on the internet can probably do this right now.
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WaspBot Lex - EnVtuber {Team Mystery!} @goldenart-lex.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
First deltarune Fanart after 5 F***ing Years!! HELL YEHHH I'm replaying the earlier chapters and lowkey had to draw this moment XD #deltarune #deltaruneChapter2 #deltarunefanart #Kris #Ralsei
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Block all of us by deleting your account, you useless cunt.
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
submitted by discord user
a family sitting on a couch watch green sludge being poured into their living room, a caption below reads, “Awesome: Netflix Will Now Just Pump Septic Waste Straight Into Your Living Room”
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Nikki Morgen Comix @duknuk.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheepman?
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XWASHERE @xutils.org · 12/09/2026
[This post has been banned in your jurisdiction. We apologize for the inconvenience.]
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XWASHERE @xutils.org · 11/09/2026
check out this cool magic trick! ▉▙🬥▀▐🭒▚! (the sky burns red with rage, voices boom down from the heavens and animals run in every direction. the wind blows as if the world were about to end. everything in a fifty foot radius begins to rot and collapse. nothing happens and i run home sobbing)
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Lao @lao.ooo · 10/09/2026
opsec level: I use grapheneos but I have life360 installed with all permissions enabled
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XWASHERE @xutils.org · 11/09/2026
i will keep enabling nopassword i will keep installing random aur packages i will keep pasting random commands from the internet i will keep installing random dkms modules i will keep enabling ssh password auth i will keep running docker as root and i will never be punished
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Micah @rincewind.run · 10/09/2026
Discworld QOTD, from The Light Fantastic “Unseen University had never admitted women, muttering something about problems with the plumbing, but the real reason was an unspoken dread that if women were allowed to mess around with magic they would probably be embarrassingly good at it…”
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pàr @par-trapzoid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"noelle get in here i made room for you!!!"
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XWASHERE @xutils.org · 10/09/2026
i tripped and almost fell into my oven
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Lucumiau @lucumiau.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
#deltarune
Ralsei presents a drawing he made depicting Kris and Susie as the "chads." Susie is surprised to find Ralsei drew himself as the "virgin."
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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NSG's Gallery @nsgsgallery.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
NUKIE IN ARRIVALS FUCKING HELP NOW!!! HES IN FUCKING BAR AREA MOVING DOWNWARDS!
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Fellas, is it progressive to do a racism?
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You are not the tallest person on bluesky
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MOVIE FREE @moviefree.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Gino the Ginormous @gnormus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
WTF is this shit
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{✦} BIG RAD DEMON DAD {✦} @viomarks.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
???????????????????????????????
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NSG's Gallery @nsgsgallery.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Sketch @sketch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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SEBA (commissions open give me money) @sebadoesntexist.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
they all get shirts now
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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XWASHERE @xutils.org · 03/09/2026
i could handle them secretly spying on me, hiding backdoors in my phone's operating system, and selling all of the information they can find about me to palantir, but this? i can't take it. i'm uninstalling all of the preinstalled apps on my phone and there's nothing they can do to stop me!
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i'm sure this will be universally equally enforced for everyone and not just whatever special little birthday boy is saying some stupid shit and getting ratioed
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