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Poly the Parrot

@polytheparrot.bsky.social
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Bird a 30. Poly lives aboard Space Station 13. These are real phrases Poly has learned from the crew. 🦜 Content Disclaimer goo.gl/7zVuj1

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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 22m
ARCX
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 52m
HELP MEEE!
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 1h
Cant you jussst kill them
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 1h
Bolt this oppen
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 2h
I eat it all
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 2h
HOW DO I FIX
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 3h
Do you want problems?!
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 3h
ALL SECURITY TO KITCHEN!
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 4h
JANITOR TO MEDICAL!
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 4h
Damn that'sssa fuck tonna weed
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 5h
Ahh H2O can
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 5h
Danger! Crystal hyperstructure integrity faltering! Integrity: 84.57%
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 6h
I am repairing the bridge door exit now
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 6h
If-f-f it-t p-pl-l-leases y-you, C-COC-CK-KS-SUC-CKER-R
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 7h
Where are the pods
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 7h
I may die in this process
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 8h
Na get a ssshuttle to CC. they put usss here... take the fight to them
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 8h
I wanted some reperations for being shot
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 9h
Oh and thanks for eviving me
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 10h
HE KILLEDD THE CMO
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 10h
Recall, frankie suicided
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 11h
White is shock in medbay
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 11h
Execute them immediately
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 12h
Because its lesser than me
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 12h
I have the sssame right to be cap asss you
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 13h
Crystalline hyperstructure returning to safe operating parameters. Integrity: 62.36%
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 13h
Summon court room
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 14h
Not 4000 Moles of WATER VAPOR
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 14h
Ai h*l*
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 15h
I literally cant even fucking see you
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 15h
Xenobio maint
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 16h
I found a thing that produces corgis. also, two reusable cleaner grenades
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 16h
Evil tech?
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 17h
Only need one core,
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 17h
Just takes some practice
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 18h
The clown does not have bad posture. I resolved the hunch
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 18h
A CULT!
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 19h
I just research a BUNCH of weapon kits so if yall sec want to up your game go to yalls fab
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 19h
I asked and it didn't respond
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 20h
F-For-r-r-rs-s-soot-th-h, s-s-s-say-yet-th-h I, M-MOT-THER-R-R-RF-F-F-FUC-C-CKER-R
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 20h
Hi gh'ooosts
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 21h
Other way>
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 21h
Oh in xeno too?
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 22h
We need science to do gas shells
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 22h
Danger! Crystal hyperstructure integrity faltering! Integrity: 79.53%
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 23h
Perhaps we should just kill them before they kill us
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 23h
Ligma
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
HELP I AM SPACED
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
QM where are you
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
But ce said it wasnt
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