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@xstentialdread.bsky.social
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Good. Damn good.
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JAC 🐔 @jaconthebrazos.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Be excellent to each other and free Palestine.
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I've seen enough zombie movies to let me know Mitch Connell is more dangerous than ever.
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My 16 y.o. is currently making pho with his buddies. The kids are alright.
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Opening DMs like
Graffiti reading, "eeek peen"
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Heading back to (American) school like...
static.klipy.com
La Roux Bulletproof
Alt: La Roux Bulletproof
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Can we talk about how Adam's underwear were showing through his ratty pants? #MAFS
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Why is there a line outside of Best Buy like it's 1996?
Line outside of Best Buy in the rain
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
You are so big time, @seananmcguire.bsky.social!
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Got a new book at the library. Outside, I picked mountains of blackberries. A band started up in the park. Off to meet an old friend for a walk by the beach. This is the suburban version of "Today was a Good Day."
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
May you all feel this safe and relaxed this caturday.
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Sitting two feet from the stage for Amanda Knox's one woman show. Really glad she's NOT a murderer.
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Guys, I think I found aliens on my stargazing app.
Star clearly labeled ET
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Spoiled cat finds his throne
Cat sleeping on a pile of pillows
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Catherine Tinker @catherinetinker.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
SNL season premiere with an Odyssey parody traveling to Hades to find Mitch McConnell
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Do you get a lot of extra gunshot training in veterinary school? TV has taught me your friends will bring you gunshot victims at least once a week.
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Folks, Trump and MAGA aren't leaving legally or peacefully. I wish more people would talk about this. They are literally sharing their supervillain plot in the open.
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Tom @tomvictor.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
You mean to tell me the halftime show had Shakira and the muppets and they did t have fozzie bear singing Waka Waka?
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Is the Odyssey the loudest movie of all time, or was just that our theater? I liked it, but the book was quieter.
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leftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Curious to hear Mitch McConnell's comments on the passing of Lindsey Graham.
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Undead in Chicago (municipal boundary) @mosermostly.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
We should invent a kind of canceling where the guy goes away
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
There's an episode of "Worst Neighbor Ever" where an old man goes missing. The cops keep asking his "estate trustee" to see him. She keeps saying she just spoke to him and he's fine. Spoiler: He was NOT fine. This post is about Mitch McConnell.
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Goodnight, Bluesky. May you sleep as well as my cat.
Cat sleeping on his back like an otter
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Working up my scouting report for every male lead in a Hallmark movie.
A loaf of Country Kitchen brand bread in the Hearty Canadian White style.
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Thank you to Paris for hosting me during the World Cup nearly 30 years ago. Glad Seattle could finally return the favor of hosting the party.
Seattle waterfront with crowds of people Young Americans looking very 90s standing in a square where they guillotine people during the French Revolution
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Old D.C.
Stills of women in diner uniforms pointing guns from Gunpowder Milkshake
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Do you think they tried to spell the movie Se7en as "SeVIIn," but decided we were too stupid to get it?
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
In dark times, I cling to these pure moments of joy. 🎉🎉🎉🎉 ...And stay the fuck out, douche clowns.
Headline reading, "Trump, Vance won't attend U.S. World Cup match in Seattle..."
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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Schrondinger's Mitch McConnell
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 24/06/2026
3 incumbents with establishment backing, corporate PAC money, AIPAC support, and Hakeem Jeffries endorsements. All 3 lost. Every candidate Mamdani endorsed won. Nearly 40 states still have primaries. If you liked what you saw in New York, here's how you can help take it nationwide.
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Zohran Mamdani: Kingmaker
The Establishment Should Be Terrified — Three incumbents. Corporate-backed, AIPAC-funded, Hakeem Jeffries-Endorsed Democrats. All Lost. And This Is Just The Beginning.
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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Someone has been projecting images all over D.C. “It’s swampier than ever.” The Kennedy Center one is pretty hilarious. 😂😂😂
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
the brady bunch relies upon the early deaths of two parents. beneath your frivolous merriment there lies a foundation of bones
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Like twice a day now I read a headline that makes me remember that time I went to Versailles with my mom, and she looked around and went, “They had it coming.”
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
It’s been five years since Alex Jones lost InfoWars to the Sandy Hook families. As the verdict came down, he asked: “Do these people actually believe they’re getting any money?” He hasn't paid them a penny. Well, The Onion is going pay them anyway. The new InfoWars begins July 2nd at 8 p.m. ET.
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The Onion says it won’t wait for the courts, will launch Infowars to pay Sandy Hook families
The Onion’s staff is tired of waiting for the courts to settle its pending takeover of Alex Jones’ brand, so the new Infowars will launch next month.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
this makes more sense when you remember eric trump was just named to the board of acme scaffolding and tarps
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Can confirm this reality. Exhibit A: a text exchange on the way to our high school reunion:
Grown ass man texts: I don't know what to wear. I'm a mess. I'm not coming. 

Me, who also did not want to come, but already put a bra on, replies, "I'm pulling up in 5. You have to come...Jeans and tee shirt. It's Seattle."
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Dan Hon @danhon.com · 12/06/2026
OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY CLOSE TO A DEAL WITH EURASIA
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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
And this is all by way of saying that sometimes when we're able to choose to stay, we change more lives than we can know, or comprehend. We make ripples we'll never see. It's important. Please stay.
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
#Backrooms no context spoiler
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I'm a white lady going to her first quinceñera. The reception says it starts at 4. When should I really show up? Any other advice?
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Hmm...which bus do I choose?
One bus labeled Mendenhall Valley. One bus labeled "Wrong Bus."
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I really don't want to play stick again, but I'm not strong enough to win this staredown.
Cat looking longingly at us while sitting behind a stick toy.
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
What in the Epstein? This wording really isn't working for me.
Levi's add that says "shop women" and "shop kids."
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
You can't spell ruin without "I."
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Karim Wafa-Al Hussaini @karimwafa.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
The goal of fascism isn’t to make you loyal or subservient. It’s to make you numb. It doesn’t want your love or devotion. The only thing it needs is your indifference. When you don’t feel, you’ll let anything slide. When you’re ignorant, you don’t question. Read. Think. Feel. It ruins their plan.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 09/04/2026
This week Israel & USA: •Bombed & obliterated Rafi Nai Synagogue in Iran •Murdered 300+ Muslim & Christian civilians in Lebanon •Threatened the Pope, forcing him to cancel his trip to the US And claimed to do it all in the name of Christianity & Jesus. Impeach & remove Trump before he kills us all
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
What in Trump's America?? I just drove by a gas station holding an Easter Egg hunt. Gas is $5.39, but kids can huff fumes for free while picking up candy off the concrete!
Easter Egg hunt at gas station
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
If y’all allowed yourself to believe that antisemitism on the left exists and is growing you’d be better at protecting yourself from perpetuating it and calling out your allies for doing it. If you refuse to admit it’s exists then you’ll never see it happening.
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
*ungrapes your nuts*
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