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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 15h
The sound of wheels awakes the terror buried within.
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 15h
I thought I'd recovered from that trauma, but nope. It's back!
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 15h
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Catcher New Dhs Clown Rings Bell
Alt: Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Rings Bell
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Classic NYC. Make sure you fold it like a taco to eat it.
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I second this...with the exception of the whole city succumbing to various back to school viruses.
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The movie is a actually kinda boring, but it sure feels pro-bomber, especially in the last final scene.
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was walking to get in the merch line and straight up stopped in my tracks.
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I saw them with Green Day, too, and was unexpectedly breath-taken.
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think the kid is crying because he knows he'll have to chop the head to get the lid closed.
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I misread this as "the autism uniform of hot dads," and now I'm stuck on picturing that aesthetic.
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There's a Rosa Parks High School in France?? The rest of this sentence is heartbreaking, but wow.
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I've been watching the Lizzy Borden series and have learned a thing or two about chopping up bodies. This is all kinds of wrong.
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Have any of you seen the new Netflix Unibomber movie? I've never seen a film that straight up encouraged violent revolution before. 🫨
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I hate living with the consequences of someone else's actions.
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
AI designed Trump's stance.
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What? Total natural beauty. I'm envious of those freckles!
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You mean they weren't just playing "The Saints Go Marching In"?
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thank you. I was seeing positive reviews on this hot garbage and wondering if I was losing my mind. What an insufferable family. I miss the Bravermans.
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Good. Damn good.
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
New "Killing of the Name Of" remix just dropped
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Is it too late to cancel my pre-order? 😜
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"Ripping Packs" sounds like a way hockey players might describe drinking lots of beer.
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My coworker asked his 10th graders why we don't have a traditional American coming of age ceremony, as they do in many other countries. One child responded with, "Because America doesn't care about kids." 💔
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
More like if a hipster Stephen King had written Jaws
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Her whole family is hiding under rocks or wearing disguises in public. They certainly knew she was like this (I keep thinking she's the relative) everyone hopes misses Thanksgiving), but now the whole world knows how much she sucks.
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And then she texts him 100 more times! I nearly died of 2nd hand shame.
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JAC 🐔 @jaconthebrazos.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Be excellent to each other and free Palestine.
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I appreciate the note. He's probably a great guy. However, I was speaking of how I feel about him, not about who he really is. It is still true that his whole vibe gives me the creeps, and that I don't find his delivery or brand of humor funny. He's just not for me. I'm glad you enjoy him, though.
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
To be fair, there's no category for weird little goth show.
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don't know much about him. He just gives me the ick. He's the kind of guy I wouldn't have felt safe in a room with when I was young. And I don't think he's funny. Hooray for The Bear, though. What a beautiful, weird show.
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh God. What in the animatronic nightmare???
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Statler & Waldorf's Sneaky Muppet Show Comment
ALT: Statler & Waldorf's Sneaky Muppet Show Comment
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The work that must have gone into the stunning Bad Bunny Halftime show is mind-boggling. That was true art.
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We love our Canadian neighbors. I know you are famous for apologizing profusely, but we will owe you apologies for our garbage president until the end of time.
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Like herpes, I hope to never aquire it.
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In a screwed up America, waiting for fascism to die.
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"And even though I know how very far apart we are /It helps to think we might be wishing on the same bright star."
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An American Tail: Somewhere Out There
ALT: An American Tail: Somewhere Out There
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
AI does get most of it's intel from Reddit, so it makes sense that it wouldn't know where the vagina is, or even how many we have.
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nope, but his terms almost up anyway. I'm going to save my death wishes for someone else.
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Honestly, a foot anus sounds pretty good. Seems more convenient and hygienic.
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He went back today, in a wheelchair. He's alive...or undead.
Screenshot of Mitch McConnell back to work.
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I've seen enough zombie movies to let me know Mitch Connell is more dangerous than ever.
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Frankenstein Its Alive
ALT: Frankenstein Its Alive
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ed Sheercowardice
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Your Nana is watching the remake, not the original? What a twist on my expectations.
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Don't forget to sanitize afterward here:
"Find hope" hand sanitizer at the mall
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Racing Thoughts Muffin kinda works?
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
😭
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Rachel @xstentialdread.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Guess he shouldn't stall any longer then, eh?
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