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This kid on the piano in the flag room is making his way through all the Beatles songs.

A young lady in the Corps was attacked this week with pepper spray in West Campus Garage by a frat bro to steal her fish spurs because the frats have made a game of stealing them. They get one point for a male fish and five for a female fish. Disband all the frats. They aren't worth it.

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JAC 🐔 @jaconthebrazos.bsky.social · 22h

Look at this cool space shit. Earth is so pretty. My favorite planet. www.nasa.gov/solar-system...

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JAC 🐔 @jaconthebrazos.bsky.social · 23h

You and me go fishin in the dark, lyin on our backs and countin the stars where the cool grass grows

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JAC 🐔 @jaconthebrazos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Do you know how many Indigenous babies are taken the day they are born into foster care because their mother has already been deemed unable to care for a baby they haven't even taken home yet? Meanwhile theses white families claim that medical negligence of their children is religious and they die.

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JAC 🐔 @jaconthebrazos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

In the Ted Lasso universe, everyone has an iPhone and phone cases don't exist.

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JAC 🐔 @jaconthebrazos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

So I come into work at 8:30 because this town is stupid busy with traffic at 8 am and today I had to come in early (on time) at 8 and jesus that was a dangerous journey. I think I'm justified with my 8:30 arrival to not dodge every kid and their mom in the city who is late for school.

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JAC 🐔 @jaconthebrazos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

What if I just watched like 10 hours of band of brothers 25th anniversary content and panels? Jk I already did.

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JAC 🐔 @jaconthebrazos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Hey just a PSA for parents so I don't have to hear y'all complain about it: The time change for fall will happen on Halloween night. So at two am on Nov 1st. Plan accordingly if you want to sleep in that Sunday.

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JAC 🐔 @jaconthebrazos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

There are things that make you feel better about being American. Like watching an English chap compare Heinz Baked Beanz on toast to Bush's Original baked beans and have him discover his whole life was a lie. Idk why there's this myth over there that American food tastes bad.

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JAC 🐔 @jaconthebrazos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Why did they make giant pixy sticks smaller? They used to be like a yard long I feel like.

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JAC 🐔 @jaconthebrazos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

@jeffreykeese.bsky.social how much better would schools be if these parents actually sent their kids to school with basic life skills on how to behave in public? It's not all the kids but it's enough not to be an outlier anymore. I don't get it.

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JAC 🐔 @jaconthebrazos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If you want to throw up you can just image search for flute wallpapers and all the images are deformed Ai monster amalgamations.

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JAC 🐔 @jaconthebrazos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I think one day I'll get a low entry mini van and three labradors.

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JAC 🐔 @jaconthebrazos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

BTHO lsu except @lsumikethetiger.bsky.social because he's super cute with his murder mittens. I'd bring him some beef steaks from the Rosenthal Meat Science Center.

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JAC 🐔 @jaconthebrazos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

do y'all know of good toddler/pre-k books about being a big sibling?

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JAC 🐔 @jaconthebrazos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I think a can of cold country time lemonade from 1998 would fix me.

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JAC 🐔 @jaconthebrazos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

white girl culture is very interesting sometimes. I just realize how out of the loop I am from it, despite also being a white girl. Like there are girls who paint pretty banners on brown craft paper and get paid for it. Good for them! it's cute and creative! Some real talent!

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JAC 🐔 @jaconthebrazos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Imagine just existing in the world and someone thought you were important enough to interview.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.

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JAC 🐔 @jaconthebrazos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Welp it's 11 pm and my new phone I've been on all day is just now at 52% where my 4 year old phone had to be charged 3x a day. I don't think I fully realized how much I was having to do that. Eep.

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JAC 🐔 @jaconthebrazos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Hey fam, is it just annoying or bad behavior to park your truck for a month on a street you don't live on but your parents bought a duplex they are renting out to other people who aren't you?

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JAC 🐔 @jaconthebrazos.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

oh no i have an itch in my ear so I want to stab myself.

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JAC 🐔 @jaconthebrazos.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

New phones aren't that exciting anymore. Like this is just like my old phone but me turning off all the Ai shit. Remember when new phones were fun? I just want a T-Mobile side kick from 2008.

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JAC 🐔 @jaconthebrazos.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It is dumb how many of y'all don't know Turnpike Troubadours. It's ridiculously good poetry.

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JAC 🐔 @jaconthebrazos.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Why don't phones lay down flat anymore? Does that not bother you?

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Let’s gooooooo.

The mechanical Turk illustration, a man operates an automaton playing chess

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JAC 🐔 @jaconthebrazos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Idk if I can recognize @jamellebouie.net on the TV quickly if he's not wearing a baseball cap.

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JAC 🐔 @jaconthebrazos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Put your kid in your school band. Seems like they haven't gone insane yet and we need to support the arts. Then sign them up for like rec league or something. Travel ball is insane. I see how much y'all are spending on hotels and idk how anyone does it.

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PBS News @pbsnews.org · 21/09/2026

Roughly 5 million kids are competing on travel or club sports teams. Many benefit from that participation, including some who get college scholarships. But youth travel sports also come with increasing costs and challenges. to.pbs.org/4ieKYVZ

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Youth sports become big business, putting stress on families and leaving some behind

Roughly 5 million kids are competing for travel or club sports teams that have cropped up across the country. Many benefit from that participation, including some who get college scholarships, but you...

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JAC 🐔 @jaconthebrazos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I hope y'all had a good Sunday. I got vaccinated with my favorite pharmacist and we chatted about this young lady in the store who came up to a College Station Walgreens to pick up drugs a Dallas Walgreens told her was ready. I like being part of older women's world where we laugh at the young.

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JAC 🐔 @jaconthebrazos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Complaints about modern stadiums: why do they have to be making noise AT ALL TIMES and why does it have to be THE LOUDEST THING YOU'VE EVER HEARD? I should be able to hear the person right next to me at a football game. Our hearing is, as the kids say, cooked.

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JAC 🐔 @jaconthebrazos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

For many dollars I have to go be outside all day to watch the Aggies play football. That's where the sun is. Why?

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JAC 🐔 @jaconthebrazos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Lolololol People are fun still. Got to remember we can still do fun little things that mean nothing and everything.

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JAC 🐔 @jaconthebrazos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I'm sitting outside at my house listening to the AMCHS football game because I can hear their speakers and @jzimmermann11.bsky.social apparently is number 40. Good for him. I didn't know he had the knees for that.

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JAC 🐔 @jaconthebrazos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I have now been told that iPhone people can now see the group chat names I have put down in my notes that previously only I could see. That's fun to find out!

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JAC 🐔 @jaconthebrazos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Okay this is funny southern fall content.

A sonic menu with fall flavors with cold drinks.

Harvest berry made with sprite, blueberry pie made with Dr pepper, cranberry orchard sweet tea, cherry pie made with coke

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JAC 🐔 @jaconthebrazos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

How come the guys blasting music in the car next to you don't ever play anything good?

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JAC 🐔 @jaconthebrazos.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The way Europeans are assholes to Americans putting their ethnicity as a description like "Italian-American" is shit when they come across *actual Italian citizens* from Africa and the quiz them to death about "where you are actually from". Shut up and let people identify with their cultures.

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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Squirrels on suicide missions have knocked out power to Castle Rock, Colorado twice this week. Our investigation has revealed a century of squirrel attacks covered up by the pro-squirrel media.

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JAC 🐔 @jaconthebrazos.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Lord, grant me the confidence of Gen Z boys making video essays and butchering the pronunciation of words in new and baffling ways. Trafalgar was said as "traffle-gar"

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JAC 🐔 @jaconthebrazos.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

@ghostesq.bsky.social this sounds super depressing. Should we read it?

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JAC 🐔 @jaconthebrazos.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I can't find the stupid ass clear bag I have somewhere. Ugh In this essay I will prove that the clear bag policy is sexist.....

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