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KoalaPhoenix 🏳️‍⚧️ @koalaphoenix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If christimas is disallowed before November 1st then halloween should be disallowed before October 1st. Otherwise, ngl, I'm tempted to start christimas posting the moment ockytember hits.

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KoalaPhoenix 🏳️‍⚧️ @koalaphoenix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I wish every artist online was as cool and nice and personable and so on as you think. Many of us are downright turds. Some of the nicest seeming folks are secretly AWFUL people. And some of the unfriendly ones are fkn awesome. And some are exactly as they appear.

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KoalaPhoenix 🏳️‍⚧️ @koalaphoenix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

As a furries I am actually a very good pilot in simulators but my particular health conditions prevent me from actually flying an airplane. Therefore I challenge Tommy Tuberville to a pilot showdown - me in a sim, him in a plane. First to land safe with no gear or flaps from 30k up wins.

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KoalaPhoenix 🏳️‍⚧️ @koalaphoenix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Remember the snail race in undertale and how no matter how much or how little support and praise you give your snail, it always loses? I am that snail

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JoCat 🔜 Spokane Ren Faire @jocat.net · 26/09/2026

Please be wary of any managers of talent/creator agencies who use my name as a way to self-vouch for their connections and work I've never had any for long enough to have made a significant effect on my work/reach/channels that I would say warrants citing me, and if they do, major red flag

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KoalaPhoenix 🏳️‍⚧️ @koalaphoenix.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Just found out that last year Lego killed that gorgeous Bionicle fan game LEGO KNEW ABOUT FOR 8 YEARS AND OK'D PUBLICLY They didn't officially license it, nope, just killed it, buried it in the desert. New game is Project Rustbound apparently

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𖤐Pyro Panda𖤐 🏳️‍⚧️ @pyrocard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

In there own press they were adamant that no AI was used in its production over and over again. Honestly Steam should delist them for lying so hard and blatantly about it.

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Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

kobold who wants to be a boy. kobold who wants to be a girl. kobold who wants to be a kobold.

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twist @twist.dog · 25/09/2026

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𝗗𝗦𝗬 @dansyronart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

very thankful I don't work in the AAA at the moment, this is insane to have happen. Watching the US game-jobs sector burn down with no real executive accountability held is extremely unjust

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caede styles @caede.sanctuary17223.com · 22/09/2026

what a great opportunity to remind people that comicfury & cartoonists united exist, that comic artists are still thriving outside the app-ified ecosystem, and that everyone should make compilation PDFs so their comics don't depend on platforms that do not respect creators OR readers. #creator_txt

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KoalaPhoenix 🏳️‍⚧️ @koalaphoenix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

They're shutting down Tapas. My comics will still be available elsewhere, but I am incredibly sorry to see it go. o7

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kobold posting @koboldposting.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

🦎💕🦎

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KoalaPhoenix 🏳️‍⚧️ @koalaphoenix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Kobolds obsess, we all have OCD, we just do. We chatter because we gotta say everything a certain way to satisfy the OCD. We freak out and bite because the looping thoughts got too much. The dragon thing is just proximity, they're big and we can't stop looping about them.

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KoalaPhoenix 🏳️‍⚧️ @koalaphoenix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Those fugly skirt top things. They're a top, scoop neck usually, short or no sleeves, and like just under the boobs they have a skirt thing that's supposed to hide the fat belly. They're usually floral print. Wtf are those called? I was told "babydolls" but they seemingly aren't. Wtf are they??

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KoalaPhoenix 🏳️‍⚧️ @koalaphoenix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My entire life has been spent moving further away from Whataburger and I'm starting to question the wisdom of it. On one hand yes, nearly every state with Whataburger wants me dead. On the other hand, burger. I went towards poutine instead and STILL CAN'T FUCKING FIND ANY

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KoalaPhoenix 🏳️‍⚧️ @koalaphoenix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I feel like there's a carcinization of webcomic styles and Shen Owlturd's style is one of the final crab forms that webcomics end up creeping toward

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KoalaPhoenix 🏳️‍⚧️ @koalaphoenix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

How are they "Forgotten" Realms if we keep talking about them

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KoalaPhoenix 🏳️‍⚧️ @koalaphoenix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Ephelomon Musk, Jeff Balagos, Themberchud, and everyone like them should all be stripped of their hoards and transformed into lemures. No one needs that much gold. Yes that includes the emerald Gaben Valvesteam. I know he's not evil & just hoards ships but he shouldn't be that wealthy either!!!

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KoalaPhoenix 🏳️‍⚧️ @koalaphoenix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

There's misinformation going around that kobolds lean forward when we walk or run, like velociraptors. This is false. Kobolds actually seem to become thicker when in motion, as our bodies pump extra blood and cause us to swell slightly. We're koBOLDs, not koITALICs.

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KoalaPhoenix 🏳️‍⚧️ @koalaphoenix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The United Kobold Union of Kobold Musical Artists Guild announces that Three Kobolds in a Trenchcoat will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran

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KoalaPhoenix 🏳️‍⚧️ @koalaphoenix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Didn't JK Tiamat release some sorta statement about the fucking mold in her realm? Did i dream that?? Wtf did it even say? "I couldn't possibly be affected by mold and kobolds are dangerous to dragons that's why I'm an evil fuckhead"

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KoalaPhoenix 🏳️‍⚧️ @koalaphoenix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

They accuse me of TDS (Themberchaud Derangement Syndrome) but really I think THEY have TDS (it's the same words but they think the fat fuck does no wrong, they're disconnected from reality, that's why they have it)

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KoalaPhoenix 🏳️‍⚧️ @koalaphoenix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I heard that the Damarans elected some red wizards of ThAyfD to high positions in government recently ig we're doing that again huh? history really does just love repeating itself

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KoalaPhoenix 🏳️‍⚧️ @koalaphoenix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I must address the rumor that one of our system is indeed red and technically a dragon. However I would like to point out CC is actually a red WYVERN, not a "true" dragon like Themberchud. The difference is mainly that HER arms are wings, while THEMBERCHUD is a pedophile. Hope this helps!

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KoalaPhoenix 🏳️‍⚧️ @koalaphoenix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The Mario Bros movie from the early 90s had Bowser be an evil real estate mogul who took over the kingdom and was just evil He was a parody of a well known figure at the time, but only parody in that he was secretly a turtle dinosaur dragon thing. Anyway themberchud is a bitch

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KoalaPhoenix 🏳️‍⚧️ @koalaphoenix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Someone who's good at photo editing, if u put themberchaud in a suit and a blonde wig, like a certain world leader, i will give you a hug and share it and love u forever low quality might actually be funnier I have the skill to do it myself but I would have to get outta bed to do it & i tired

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KoalaPhoenix 🏳️‍⚧️ @koalaphoenix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Donald J Themberchud can roar and blow all he wants but he's still a fat piece of shit that's destroying the whole fucking world

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KoalaPhoenix 🏳️‍⚧️ @koalaphoenix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

"I want citizens to PAY MORE for LESS FOOD with NO SAFETY INSPECTIONS and ZERO QUALITY CONTROL and I'm NOT KIDDING" -

An extremely obese red dragon with the nameplate "Themberchaud"

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KoalaPhoenix 🏳️‍⚧️ @koalaphoenix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Themberchud insists his armies can go for months without R&R or resupply. I heard the kobolds had nothing to eat but gnome slop for months. this country used to be able to airdrop a tavern into the middle of Thay in under 24 hours. but hey. eggs are cheaper now right

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KoalaPhoenix 🏳️‍⚧️ @koalaphoenix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

TEN PM SHOULD NOT COME *AFTER* TWELVE PM IN THE SAME FUCKING DAY. WHO INVENTED THIS SHITASS CLOCK. IT WAS THEMBERCHUD WASN'T IT

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KoalaPhoenix 🏳️‍⚧️ @koalaphoenix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

She carried that entire generation on her fluffy soft back and you barely hear about her anymore. They won't include her in new main titles. They're afraid of her power. They must keep her contained in the Bad Games or ppl will realize all the new designs SUCK

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KoalaPhoenix 🏳️‍⚧️ @koalaphoenix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

wooloo was forgotten far too easily for a pokemon that is imo the last Truly Good™ pokemon design

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Tamamo Crossfaded @ PSL 🎃🍂🍁 @hekkabecca.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

boss, the fascism

Tumblr post by user Nitewrighter that reads:
Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now?

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.

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KoalaPhoenix 🏳️‍⚧️ @koalaphoenix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

ever since transitioning i have found that pants are weird. they don't have pockets for one thing, which i was very used to having. they are also never cut correctly for tails and the legs are always too long. i wear shorts that on me look like those JNCO jeans from the 90s. wtf

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KoalaPhoenix 🏳️‍⚧️ @koalaphoenix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

JK Tiamat is funding anti-kobold legislation in Faerûn and i wish ppl would realize it and stop fucking buying her books n shit. i know you loved her when you were a hatchling, but you can't separate the worship from the evil god while she's still alive. there's better fkn gods anyway fuck

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KoalaPhoenix 🏳️‍⚧️ @koalaphoenix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

ok everyone i got a dm from themberchaud's attorney saying i can't slander him on boldsky or they'll sue me. idk what kinda gold he thinks I have or he still needs, but i gotta stop talking abt him ig. They did say i could leave up my posts tho which means they're true??

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KoalaPhoenix 🏳️‍⚧️ @koalaphoenix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

there's claims that thember-chud is dyeing his horns brown instead of blonde now im like lol they're fuckin falsies, like a toupee, he just doesn't want ppl to know his horns fell out 20 years ago

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KoalaPhoenix 🏳️‍⚧️ @koalaphoenix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

we just passed the anniversary of the death of Snarly Klauth and while that's cause for celebration, why the fuck does every red dragon generated by ai look like him now!?

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KoalaPhoenix 🏳️‍⚧️ @koalaphoenix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

you know shit has gone off the rails when the red wizards of thay all agree that they should stop turning people into zombies for a while and fucking thember-chud says no keep going bc otherwise calimshan will pass us up i fucking hate this place

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KoalaPhoenix 🏳️‍⚧️ @koalaphoenix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

i only support fracking because it'll ruin thember-chud's ceiling and he's too fucking fat to move somewhere else he can build a ballroom on his lair's front slope all he wants he's still a chud

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KoalaPhoenix 🏳️‍⚧️ @koalaphoenix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

i have kobold friends in Canada they told me that themberchaud is a cowardly bitch and i said no he's a chud with no kobolds and they laughed and said something in a language i didn't know but they kept saying something that sounded like "trump" they must be french kobnadian

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KoalaPhoenix 🏳️‍⚧️ @koalaphoenix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

kobolds are always naked under their clothes. this has led to the belief that most kobolds are slutty. that's wrong. we're not slutty just bc we're naked all the time. we're slutty because we're confident enough to be sluts

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KoalaPhoenix 🏳️‍⚧️ @koalaphoenix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

kobolds can live off eating literal garbage. apparently so can everyone buying groceries in the USA right now.

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KoalaPhoenix 🏳️‍⚧️ @koalaphoenix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

kobolds can see in the dark, that's not a myth. it's just that it's fucking dark. you can see in the dark too dumbass. not like the lights being off took away your sight. what did me flipping a switch cause your vision to become 20/2000 cmon

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Curioptus @curioptus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Shedding Light (1/4) ------- Ashleigh goes on an unexpected trip down memory lane during her morning routine.

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