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Idk what website I signed up for recently that sold my data but if I find out they are now my biggest enemy. I’ve been getting way more spam calls than usual, like, 3-5 a day. Love capitalism. This shit rocks

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May @xjmay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Just got a popup Kalshi ad on Tumblr Literally no social media ever should have popup ads and ESPECIALLY none for fucking Kalshi. Suck my gock Tumblr, eat shit

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May @xjmay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

RIP X2 at Magic Mountain. Still one of my all time favorite coasters. Really really sad to see it go. Glad I got to ride such a legend. Not a huge surprise given recent events but still sad to see

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May @xjmay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Is there a way to just mute all YouTube communities from my sub box? Regardless of which YouTuber’s community it is I have not seen a single post in any of them that didn’t make me go “yeah the person who posted this is definitely 12”

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May @xjmay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Head coach change has not prevented the Ravens from being physically incapable of playing more than 3 quarters

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May @xjmay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Girl who’s only seen Pokémon: Lucario and the Mystery of Mew watching her second movie: getting a lot of Lucario and the Mystery of Mew vibes from this (Just saw Princess Mononoke for the first time)

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May @xjmay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

90% of posts about Oney on here are like “Haha hell yeah, this famous person I hate is a pedophile which is AWESOME. I always hated that guy and now everyone does! I find it amazeballs that this guy I don’t like groomed children!”

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May @xjmay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

By all metrics we were… very lucky that we all agreed on a halfway decent Twitter alternative that actually ended up sustaining itself. That shit is lightning in a bottle. Getting literally everyone to migrate to a brand new similar but different platform is Very Hard Actually

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May @xjmay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Had that moment of “took a nap in the early evening and woke up not knowing what fucking day it is for like 10 seconds”

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May @xjmay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

99% of Democratic candidates quit throwing minorities under the bus right before they’re about to win over Republican voters

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May @xjmay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

If you haven’t yet CANCEL YOUR FUCKING NITROS You gotta punch them in the wallet. It’s the only place where it hurts

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May @xjmay.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

A key element of fascism is making it appear that the entire world is organized against your group when in fact you are in the most advantageous and powerful position in society. Mario fans are a textbook example of this phenomenon

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May @xjmay.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Great great stuff. I went in kinda expecting an Eddy Burback Rainforest Cafe-esque “goofy vacation where the person doing it exhausts themselves by going as far as possible” vid and it is that in some parts but it’s also got some really great and insightful commentary in there as well

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May @xjmay.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Love the Zombie Land Saga fandom for being the only fandom of a show whose core cast is 7 characters that doesn’t have some fuckass theory about how they’re based on the Seven Deadly Sins

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May @xjmay.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Huge, and I mean HUGE shoutout to my friend Blaik who just finished Top 4 at the Baltimore Pokémon VGC Regional! Also shoutout to all my other friends who were there cheering him on, who started crowd chants that were so great they got the entire audience chanting with them! I love my friends :)

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026

Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Every time there's a software update something basic that's worked for like 10 years no longer works. Thank you to our big tech industry for Building The Future

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May @xjmay.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I don’t really get the people who want Spy x Family to actually heavily progress the plot and are mad at the show’s slow pace, that show’s concept and these characters work way better as an episodic slice of life than as an open and shut story idk what to tell ya

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May @xjmay.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Tell the new species of cat that I said pspspspsps

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May @xjmay.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

As a fellow Adult Who Watches Kids Cartoons I heavily encourage other Cartoons Adults to either Watch Other Things Too or understand their limited scope. Because there’s a certain way some people make critiques where it’s really obvious that they literally only watch kids shows

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May @xjmay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

If you bring your own snacks, movie theaters are such a great and cheap way to have a fun night out. $10-$15 a ticket generally (less on discount Tuesdays), and as long as you aren’t stupid and obvious about it, you won’t get caught bringing your own food

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May @xjmay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Lesson to May for the future: when you go to the mall, go to the anime bar AFTER doing everything else. You WILL lose all concept of money upon alcohol intake and spend disgusting amounts on merch you don’t need

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May @xjmay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Fuck capitalism (hit a plush in a claw machine with absolute pinpoint accuracy and the claw just fucking let go of it midway through)

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May @xjmay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Next to my local mall there’s a Combination Graeter’s/City Barbeque which has gotta be the most Southern Ohio building ever created. They just gotta add on a Skyline Chili and they’ll complete the trifecta

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May @xjmay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Crazy thing about fandom is that a self proclaimed trans ally will start spewing the most absurdly transphobic shit you’ve ever seen in your life if you headcanon a character as trans that they disagree with

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May @xjmay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The first side of Purple Rain is already damn near perfect but the second side of Purple Rain is quite possibly the greatest run of songs ever created. When Doves Cry into I Would Die 4 U into Baby I’m a Star into Purple Rain is just, I’ve listened to it 100 times and it still doesn’t feel real

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May @xjmay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

We’ve gotten so much bad news lately so I’m very happy to learn that a new cat just dropped

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May @xjmay.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Is Neo Bowser City walkable?

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May @xjmay.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I made a joke to my brother yesterday that he’d have to start looking for openers on Fiverr This is basically just that but with like 20% more dignity

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May @xjmay.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Random Zombie Land Saga headcanon: Lily fucks with Saki by getting her to fall for all the old internet tricks she wasn’t alive for. Like she’ll ask her to help her with this “really hard level of a game” that she’s stuck on and it’s this

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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 13/09/2026

No candidate, regardless of party, will ever get my vote if they call me a "biological man" and advocate for laws targeting my community. Its that simple.

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

yeah. if my rights are up for debate then so are yours. trans rights or no rights.

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May @xjmay.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Yeah after his statement I’m way less charitable toward Ed Sheeran than when I posted this To be clear, if celebrities wanna just shut their mouth on stuff like this, I’m all for it, but if you’re gonna say nothing, then actually say nothing. Being vocally not vocal about it doesn’t fucking play

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May @xjmay.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I love the Mario 64 DS touch screen minigames but I kinda ruined them for myself by being way too good at them in high school. Every time I boot them up nowadays I look at my old high scores thinking they cannot possibly be true

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May @xjmay.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Will also say that while Ed Sheeran definitely deserves criticism for this, I don’t like that I’m seeing way more blame for him than I am Robert Kraft, who is definitely who deserves the majority of the hate here. It’s just way easier to hate the most famous guy in the story than the main offender

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May @xjmay.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Macklemore is a real one, and always has been And Robert Kraft is the worst and can go fuck himself, as per usual, but even moreso than usual

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May @xjmay.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The only thing I miss about being a manager at my last job is getting to say those magical 4 words every time a dickhead customer asks to speak to the manager

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May @xjmay.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Just got back from a “Firing John Harbaugh Was a Mistake” rally. Amazing turnout. Thousands of Ravens fans holding hands and chanting “Better things aren’t possible”

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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.

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May @xjmay.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

A lot of cis liberals pull “The enemy is both weak and strong” speak on trans people. We’re somehow simultaneously not a big or important enough group of people for Dems to cater to in elections but also we’re capable of singlehandedly costing them elections if we don’t vote for them

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Jake Christie @jakechristie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

if you’re anxious about the midterms—understandable—perhaps look into doing something more productive with your energy than yelling at a vulnerable population that is angry that their supposed allies are making their rights negotiable

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May @xjmay.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

My phone paid tribute to Charlie Kirk yesterday by getting waterlogged and becoming fucking unusable so I'm typing this on a library computer

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May @xjmay.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

After much deliberation, I will NOT be voting for Amy Acton, this might turn into an exhaustive thread explaining why, but to be as clear as possible, I, nor members of any other marginalized group, are under zero obligation to vote for a candidate who wouldn’t spit on them if they were on fire

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May @xjmay.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I AM ON MY KNEES BEGGING MORE PEOPLE TO SEE THIS GODDAMM MOVIE IF IT IS PLAYING NEAR YOU. FOR THE SECOND TIME I AM THE ONLY PERSON IN THE THEATER WHICH IS WHY I CAN SEND THIS POST

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May @xjmay.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Riddle me this transphobes, if I’m not a woman, how come I JUST signed a contract given to me by this weird cat looking thing to become a magical girl in exchange for one wish. Checkmate

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May @xjmay.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

God I fucking wish my state’s Democratic candidates were the far left psychos that Republican smear ads make them out to be

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May @xjmay.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Miyuki and Tsukasa are one of those ships that’s only really popular because they’re The Other Two Friends among the most popular ship in the series, but I love them as a ship because they’d be the nicest couple ever. Two girls who are pure of heart. There would be zero fights in that household

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May @xjmay.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I still enjoy a good amount of Twenty One Pilots’ music but I am very confident I would consider them to be absolute dogshit if I first listened to them today and not when I was 13

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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented

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