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Sky Rambo - OFFICIAL @xhandletaken.bsky.social · 3h

I have reached the age where I have officially purchased an edition of Life Magazine. I will now only be taken seriously, moving forward.

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Sky Rambo - OFFICIAL @xhandletaken.bsky.social · 5h

Cause of death isn't known yet, but we all know...

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Sky Rambo - OFFICIAL @xhandletaken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

(Adds "A Creative-First Ho" to resume)

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Sky Rambo - OFFICIAL @xhandletaken.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

How old do you think the youngest person to ever drive with one of these is right now?

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Bram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻‍♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

face the consequences of my actions? pass.

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Sky Rambo - OFFICIAL @xhandletaken.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

PSA: I suffer no fools that spam text me for politics

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

them: when exactly did you become so jaded me: around the time i stopped wearing candy necklaces

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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

also, andy dalton looks like a cat

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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

<anyways, skyline cleanse> BRING OUT THE OLIVES

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Sky Rambo - OFFICIAL @xhandletaken.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

(Narrator Voice) but buckling up would be unnecessary that fall afternoon...

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Sky Rambo - OFFICIAL @xhandletaken.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Buckle up for this afternoon. Rangers (must win) game at 2:10 pm Astros (must lose) game at 2:05 pm Cowboys vs Brazil at 3:25 pm According to sources, 4:30 - 5:30 PM will "be absolute bonkers" in DFW

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Tim Heidecker: Sports

ALT: Tim Heidecker: Sports

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Sky Rambo - OFFICIAL @xhandletaken.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The worst customers anywhere you go. Especially if they're cashing in scratch offs to then turn around and buy more scratch offs.

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

They only deliver 9-5

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Sky Rambo - OFFICIAL @xhandletaken.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I just found out the hard way that the cashier at my local convenience store calls EVERY guy "Boss", not just me. Please respect my privacy at this time.

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Hello Darkness My Old Friend Meme

ALT: Hello Darkness My Old Friend Meme

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Sky Rambo - OFFICIAL @xhandletaken.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Get me a giant mallet that shoots a spring-loaded boxing glove out of the end ASAP

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

me: come back please i'm sorry i didn't appreciate you enough the weekend:

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Sky Rambo - OFFICIAL @xhandletaken.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I have no idea what a portion of salmon is supposed to be

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Sky Rambo - OFFICIAL @xhandletaken.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Quick question: if someone failed at getting their masters degree, can they claim they were working on getting their doctorate?

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PizzaMonk @pizzatraveler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I want this as an electric vehicle.

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Sky Rambo - OFFICIAL @xhandletaken.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

There are times when a call is better than texting. There are times when texting is better than calling. There is never, ever a situation where a 9 minute long voice note is best or necessary.

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Sky Rambo - OFFICIAL @xhandletaken.bsky.social · 14/09/2026