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Penny Starlight // XeZzamE

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// your friendly operating system mascot! // artist/writer/gamedev/vtuber // she/her // !18+! // xezzame.carrd.co // www.twitch.tv/xezzame

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Transparency @transparency.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Jez San, founder of Argonaut, donated 2 million pounds to the conservative party in 2025. He was the biggest individual donor in Q1 of that year. Please, be informed before purchasing anything. You can emulate PS1 games on basically any device these days (even your phone) with ease.
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Anadoltia🍭 Dolly Mommy 🔞ARTF*CK '26 Team Rub @yourdollymommy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I see Microsoft trying to be sneaky. Trying to turn CoPilot on in my Startup Apps. I have a habit of checking my task bar. Haha - fuck you, CoPilot. You are getting turned off again!
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Penny Starlight // XeZzamE @xezzame.bsky.social · 11h
#goinglive I RETURN!!! with some truck driving and booze cruising >:3 www.twitch.tv/xezzame come say hi its my birthday 🥺 #envtuber #indievtuber #vsky #vsocial #livenow #twitch
penny starlight and jerma seated in a car together. jerma is unusually proportioned
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There's always time for fun... it's Friday Night @itsfridaynight.bsky.social · 12h
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Fine. I’ll update with a word count when I start writing again. @legalminimum.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Marty wrote one half-decent piece of music once and it went so much to his head that he became insufferable to the point that his own friends at Bungie kicked him out of the room for the negotiations with Microsoft. He hates me because I know this about him. Now all of you do too.
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War-Bird: CEO of Freedom @warbirdactual.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Reminder this also applies to Scott Cawthon and Five Nights at Freddy’s.
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
good morning
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Puke is already a Halloween Name @puke.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Type of shit you see when you're already at your limit
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D.W.A.P. (Ben) @andwap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When your gamedev friend shows you progress on their new engine.
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lizzyisdizzy @lizzyisdizzy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
one of my friend's pfps intrigued me so much i felt compelled to illustrate it
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🔩All Hallow’s Joan🐈‍⬛ @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Michael Jackson turning into a werewolf onstage
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Penny Starlight // XeZzamE @xezzame.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
feed me delicious RAM.... i will run all your games in ultra quality....
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🍦Cookie Doe | Ice cream magical girl Vtuber~🍦 @cookiedoevtuber.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This @xezzame.bsky.social showed up on my canvas what do i do with it
Chibi illustration of the Vtuber Penny Starlight, standing posed up with her hands on her hips
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
said goodnight then didnt sleep award
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Penny Starlight // XeZzamE @xezzame.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
explain your lore as badly as possible cat computer
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Penny Starlight // XeZzamE @xezzame.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
big chungus is outdated - nakeyjakey (youtube)
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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can’t believe we’re back to medieval level conflicts like “local merchant princes attempt to bribe theologians and the Pope’s advisors so the Pope will issue a favorable proclaimation”
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TekknoNerd @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
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💕Ͼん𝟈ᒋᒋ𐒋💕 🔜 Nekocon, MFF @barabait.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I love second hand shopping
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 04/10/2026
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doodley 🌠 @doodley.org · 19/09/2026
stroking my bram till she dracula
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🍬 @holojester.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
me on halloween when your house has king size candy bars
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𝑾𝒓𝒆𝒚 🇵🇷 🏳️‍🌈✍️🤖🚀 @wreybies.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love how it's completely bonkers, yet surprisingly accurate at the same time. 😜 Art by Huana Lv (on Instagram)
An image of four baby cats in a moment of surprise where they are spitting at the person taking the photo. Beneath that image is a hand-drawn version of the photo, which is both extreme and yet accurate at the same time.
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Penny Starlight // XeZzamE @xezzame.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i just want a damn good pirate game that's a single player RPG where i can make my own crew and captain and go out and do pirate shit along a loose plot. basically if starfield was good and also pirates and good.
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Penny Starlight // XeZzamE @xezzame.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
to be clear ACIV isnt a bad game.... its just very blatantly an assassins creed game with pirate elements and i just want the pirate stuff. sea of thieves almost counts but tmk a lot of stuff is kept to a specific session so you lose your shit when you boot it up again, AND you gotta fight players
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Penny Starlight // XeZzamE @xezzame.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
shoutouts curse of monkey island for being the actual best pirate game tho
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Penny Starlight // XeZzamE @xezzame.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
so sad that the only great "big" pirate game is a fucking assassins creed game, i want ship simulation with a fun crew that isnt interlaced with shitty AC trailing missions thank you
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Penny Starlight // XeZzamE @xezzame.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the star trek online experience
star trek online mission objectives, which lisr the following:

☑️ fight the borg
☑️scan the borg
☑️fight more borg
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Shane Bettenhausen @shanewatch.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
shout out to Blinx: The Time Sweeper
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Penny Starlight // XeZzamE @xezzame.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
guys imagine if it was called squidwards peepee land thatd be so fucked up and i'd cry i think
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There's always time for fun... it's Friday Night @itsfridaynight.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Cynimax, Void Witch VT 📖✨ @cynimax.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
been seeing a lot of fortnite screenshots on my timeline lately
a meme image, with the text "leftism leaving people's bodies as soon as they see [blank] in fortnite" but the blank space says "crash bandicoot," with "megaman" imposed on top of it, with "sonic the hedgehog" imposed on top of that, and finally with "sora" on the top layer. the including image with the text is a blue spirit astral projecting away from another body laying on the floor.
people really need to uninstall fortnite, it's so fucking easy to play literally any other game that exists that doesn't fire its dev team to use genAI instead
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Marielle Hellraiser 💀 @mags.colvett.online · 18/09/2026
“I ASKED FOR EXPERIENCES AND I GOT THEM” is going to be psychically load-bearing for the rest of my life I fear
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I ASKED FOR EXPERIENCES AND I GOT THEM!!!! LIFE IS NEITHER INDIFFERENT NOR CARING!!!! SHE IS ONLY MOTION!!!! BROTHER GET IN THE BOAT!!!!! OR SINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Merciny ⚙️🕊️ @shenjin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fuck, dude, we’re so fucked I gotta nominate Fire Emblem instead of Wolverine fuckkkkkk
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Courtney/Lucy 🍉 from the river to the sea @magicalgurll.com · 17/09/2026
when you make a typo in the group chat
A photo from Stardom, a Japanese women's wrestling federation. Perfectly centered is a woman on her knees leaning forward against the ropes. Five women in fun, colorful, sparkly outfits are all mid-air launching towards her to deliver flying kicks to her back, lined up close to each other and about to land their attacks all at once.
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Mysterious Z (DATE OF BIRTH AUGUST 2ND) @mysteriousz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Nuuu_ @saghaley.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
co
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/09/2026
A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago
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Zerglinator @zerglinator.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
congrats to fajitas on coming out as sizzling
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Rory aka Mrs. Asina 🧪 ❄️🐦‍⬛ @guttersnipe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
LRT because I know some oomfs still play F*rtnite It contains AI slop and continues to implement AI slop frvr.com/blog/epic-ga...
frvr.com
Epic Games confirms Fortnite characters, skins and environments are now being made with AI tools
Epic Games confirms that new Fortnite characters, skins, and environments are now being made with heavy AI assistance.
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Penny Starlight // XeZzamE @xezzame.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i dont know how else to say it but the AC/DC singer(s) sound like a star wars prequel character you'd see in the background of like coruscant or something
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 08/09/2026
let's give it up for bowls everybody 🙌👏🙌
shallow bowls with a flat bottom
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poondonkus @poondonkus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
bad news xbox fans!
sony has announced that their next console will be gay cat with sweet babys ray honey mustart
it releases in 2028 and will cost $6000
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Penny Starlight // XeZzamE @xezzame.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
alvin man
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Penny Starlight // XeZzamE @xezzame.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
you got it
okay SO
- weird corporate guy with glasses (ian hawke = justin hammer)
- he makes a competitor/equal to the protagonist(s)
- said competitor/equal was something heavily marketed and looked forward to by fans (the chipettes = war machine)
- an injury is a prevalent plot point (tony's palladium poisoning = dave breaking his neck)
- birds are a sign of danger (the bird that nearly kills theodore = whiplash's bird)
- the vibes are just similar
oh and
- both movies are worse than the films they are sequels of
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Penny Starlight // XeZzamE @xezzame.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
iron man 2 and alvin and the chipmunks 2 are spiritual siblings
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Penny Starlight // XeZzamE @xezzame.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i actually hate nintendo so much and its unbelievable how many people just refuse to give them shit over nostalgia
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Penny Starlight // XeZzamE @xezzame.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
what the fuck
screenshot from minecraft bedrock that reads:

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