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Xandypants

@xandypants.bsky.social
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She/her 🏳️‍🌈 bi/pan ♾️ AuDHD Artist, animal enthusiast, nerd, Libertarian Socialist, other stuff Even more awkward in person Minors DNI 🔞 Ask before DM ✨💚 Back in Seattle 💚✨ @tjcornflake.bsky.social 's 🥰

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Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Why is Drake still doing stuff I thought Mr Lamar flushed him years ago
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Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Oh hi
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Brian Wuzitsface @brieldridge.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
So much of this...
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Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Dictatorship is in the air and jfc does it smell like shit
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
This is fucking terrifying
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Bus thread has united us all together once again, thank you bus thread
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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
baby's first uhhhhhh introduction to the concept of a scientific binomial
mock-up of a two-page spread for a book.

left page: "How to read this book

Different languages around the world have different words for the same things.

[drawing of a pear in green and orange]

In Mandarin, this is called a Li.
In Spanish, this is called a Pera.
In English, this is called a Pear.
In Hindi, this is called a Nashpati.
In Russian, this is called a Grusha.".

right page: "To keep track of what they are talking about, scientists give every kind of living thing its own scientific name. These names are exactly the same everywhere in the world.

The scientific name for this fruit is Pyrus.

Many scientific names come from Ancient Greek or Latin, but they can include words from any language. Sometimes, scientists name a living thing after another person, as a tribute or a sign of respect. Sometimes, scientific names include the place where the living thing was found.

Scientific names look complicated by themselves, but they are all made up of smaller words. If you learn the parts, you can put them together."
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
🙂
ICE slipping on ice
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Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
music.youtube.com/watch?v=j61B... 💕
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Ukrainian Folk Song - "Гей, соколи" [UKR, ENG, ESP SUBTITLES]
YouTube video by AaronPV
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Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
He's "tummy hurts 🥺" bf I'm "did you poop? 🥺" gf
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Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Just dropping by with some love for your Wednesday 💖
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Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Soooooooooo I'm back but so is the MCAS, apparently (2 straight weeks!) 🥲 DX confirmed, batteries of tests run, etc More later
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Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
FINE I'll go to the damn doctor 😭😖
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”
Marco Rubio whispers into Donald Trump's ear.
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Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Some days I am fully on top of my game AND everyone else's Some days I can't catch up at all and barely know where I am 🥴
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mothra stewart @gorl.gay · 07/10/2025
ted cruz is such a little bitch
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Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Didn't know we were having a silent toot contest under the covers but now I'm afraid to get out of bed
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E Justo @jdpimmigration.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Priest maced in Seattle by ICE. So no freedom of speech or religion, if it is contrary to the 🥕 leader.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Gonna pop a Tylenol and look at some trains to see what all the fuss is about.
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Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
NOOOOOO WHY DOES DUNCAN TRUSSELL SUCK NOW 😭😭😭 Back in the midnight gospel days he seemed so chill 😞
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Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
BRB rewriting "Dva Duby" (two oaks) as "Dva Doobies" (two joints 😌)
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Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
There once was a man from Nantucket
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Whenever you see a guy claiming that women only like men who are super jacked with perfect bodies, it's a good indicator that they have not talked to an actual woman about what she actually likes in a very long time
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Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens @csmfht.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Sometimes it's nice to remember that even Marcus Aurelius was like "you don't have to comment on everything bro"
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Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Thank you weirdo internet christians for... messaging me a publicly available photo of my own boyfriend? Truly marvelous work
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Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Romanian pop has finally hit my yt music algo without my having to do anything Playing it on Otava Yo radio seems a little confused but we're getting there
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Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Did you know that sometimes larger freight gets lost just like small packages and 8,000 LBS of shit just randomly travels the country for no reason because that is a thing I have learned recently 🥴
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EliasJMcClellan @eliasjmcclellan.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I'll just leave this here.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 10/09/2025
good, i fucking hate these things
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Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
If you don't want folks celebrating your exit from this world, consider not being a massive piece of shit while you're alive! 🥰
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Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I'm just gonna leave this here....
Fake news program announcement:
A new folk hero has appeared!
CHALLENGER APPROACHING
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 09/09/2025
No amount of friendship, help, or loyalty matters in the face of something like that, you immediately cut them out of your life and contact who you need to and never speak to them again. Anyone who does anything less is a piece of shit I wouldn't trust to run a car wash.
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Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Well that sure is unfortunate
Costar screenshot: You're the funniest person you know
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Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Also, to the gent in the work truck who turned in my debit card OMFG THANK YOU AGAIN YOU SAVED MY LIFE ZOMG
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Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
If you start your emails with "I'm a little confused" I hope you know every recipient wants to smack you
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Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I wish it were more socially acceptable to ask people to hang out at places like work. Some of the drivers are cool AF and I wanna invite them to come smoke with me and my sweetie 😌
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Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Why can't my work brain have an off switch 😭
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
what up chat it's elmo and today we're gonna count to 13
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Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Are the birth control hormones making me spin out or is it just the only reasonable response to the chaos and horror in the world? 🤔
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 30/08/2025
If you're arrested in Illinois protesting the planned ICE HQ in North Chicago, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 29/08/2025
Them: “Cities are all rotting hellscapes!” Cities:
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Pete Prodge @peteprodge.com · 30/08/2025
"What a bruised hand and subsequent death really taught me about achieving record Q2 records in drop shipping this year"
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
RFK Jr looks like he’s been sampling the diseases at the CDC
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
I’m just saying that when it happens I’m jumping out of bed, running to my window, and tossing a coin to a boy to buy the biggest goose in town
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A Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 30/08/2025
Let the record show that I have never in my life hoped to hear that someone is dead as much as I am right now.
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Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
I should move to a planet with no people on it
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Street Art Utopia @streetartutopia.com · 29/08/2025
"A mural of the Statue of Liberty in shame" by JDL Street Ar in Lille , Roubaix France 🇫🇷
Mural by JDL Street Art in Roubaix, Lille, France, depicting the Statue of Liberty covering her face with both hands in a gesture of shame. The figure is painted in shades of grey with teal accents on the torch and crown, set against a muted background with a golden halo-like circle. The artwork spans the side of a tall brick building, contrasting modern street art with historic European architecture in the surrounding cityscape.
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