Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Why is Drake still doing stuff I thought Mr Lamar flushed him years ago 020
Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Dictatorship is in the air and jfc does it smell like shit 080
Reposted by XandypantsThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 23/01/2026This is fucking terrifying 227061
Reposted by XandypantsBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Bus thread has united us all together once again, thank you bus thread 243213199
Reposted by Xandypantsmossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 12/01/2026baby's first uhhhhhh introduction to the concept of a scientific binomial 1933367
Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · 12/01/2026music.youtube.com/watch?v=j61B... 💕music.youtube.comUkrainian Folk Song - "Гей, соколи" [UKR, ENG, ESP SUBTITLES]YouTube video by AaronPV 000
Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Just dropping by with some love for your Wednesday 💖 190
Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Soooooooooo I'm back but so is the MCAS, apparently (2 straight weeks!) 🥲 DX confirmed, batteries of tests run, etc More later 150
Reposted by Xandypantsderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 08/10/2025“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.” 231157162746
Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Some days I am fully on top of my game AND everyone else's Some days I can't catch up at all and barely know where I am 🥴 1120
Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Didn't know we were having a silent toot contest under the covers but now I'm afraid to get out of bed 250
Reposted by XandypantsE Justo @jdpimmigration.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Priest maced in Seattle by ICE. So no freedom of speech or religion, if it is contrary to the 🥕 leader. 031
Reposted by XandypantsBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Gonna pop a Tylenol and look at some trains to see what all the fuss is about. 1407940660
Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · 24/09/2025NOOOOOO WHY DOES DUNCAN TRUSSELL SUCK NOW 😭😭😭 Back in the midnight gospel days he seemed so chill 😞 110
Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · 23/09/2025BRB rewriting "Dva Duby" (two oaks) as "Dva Doobies" (two joints 😌) 140
Reposted by XandypantsRobert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Whenever you see a guy claiming that women only like men who are super jacked with perfect bodies, it's a good indicator that they have not talked to an actual woman about what she actually likes in a very long time 7746
Reposted by XandypantsClassical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens @csmfht.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Sometimes it's nice to remember that even Marcus Aurelius was like "you don't have to comment on everything bro" 3154541674
Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Thank you weirdo internet christians for... messaging me a publicly available photo of my own boyfriend? Truly marvelous work 170
Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Romanian pop has finally hit my yt music algo without my having to do anything Playing it on Otava Yo radio seems a little confused but we're getting there 030
Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Did you know that sometimes larger freight gets lost just like small packages and 8,000 LBS of shit just randomly travels the country for no reason because that is a thing I have learned recently 🥴 060
Reposted by XandypantsEliasJMcClellan @eliasjmcclellan.bsky.social · 11/09/2025I'll just leave this here. 041
Reposted by XandypantsFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 10/09/2025good, i fucking hate these things 1223132
Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · 10/09/2025If you don't want folks celebrating your exit from this world, consider not being a massive piece of shit while you're alive! 🥰 1163
Reposted by XandypantsTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 09/09/2025No amount of friendship, help, or loyalty matters in the face of something like that, you immediately cut them out of your life and contact who you need to and never speak to them again. Anyone who does anything less is a piece of shit I wouldn't trust to run a car wash. 1912
Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Also, to the gent in the work truck who turned in my debit card OMFG THANK YOU AGAIN YOU SAVED MY LIFE ZOMG 050
Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · 08/09/2025If you start your emails with "I'm a little confused" I hope you know every recipient wants to smack you 010
Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · 05/09/2025I wish it were more socially acceptable to ask people to hang out at places like work. Some of the drivers are cool AF and I wanna invite them to come smoke with me and my sweetie 😌 120
Reposted by XandypantsJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 04/09/2025what up chat it's elmo and today we're gonna count to 13 831820
Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Are the birth control hormones making me spin out or is it just the only reasonable response to the chaos and horror in the world? 🤔 350
Reposted by XandypantsSheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 30/08/2025If you're arrested in Illinois protesting the planned ICE HQ in North Chicago, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. As always, I will take as many cases as I can. 17176693883
Reposted by XandypantsSteve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 29/08/2025Them: “Cities are all rotting hellscapes!” Cities: 228132903553
Reposted by XandypantsPete Prodge @peteprodge.com · 30/08/2025"What a bruised hand and subsequent death really taught me about achieving record Q2 records in drop shipping this year" 0503
Reposted by XandypantsStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 30/08/2025RFK Jr looks like he’s been sampling the diseases at the CDC 567158572693
Reposted by XandypantsMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 30/08/2025I’m just saying that when it happens I’m jumping out of bed, running to my window, and tossing a coin to a boy to buy the biggest goose in town 283164551982
Reposted by XandypantsA Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 30/08/2025Let the record show that I have never in my life hoped to hear that someone is dead as much as I am right now. 3939832747
Reposted by XandypantsStreet Art Utopia @streetartutopia.com · 29/08/2025"A mural of the Statue of Liberty in shame" by JDL Street Ar in Lille , Roubaix France 🇫🇷 254171723849