Xander Flatt @xanderflatt.bsky.social · 8hThis is an American example but, if you believe homeless people should be put in prison, then you already believe they should get government-funded accommodation. You're just willing to spend over the odds to make sure it's dehumanising and miserable. 000
Xander Flatt @xanderflatt.bsky.social · 9hMy name is Elonmandias, Prick of Pricks. Look upon the works of others that I sued to put my name on. ... the"despair" part is pretty accurate though. 000
Xander Flatt @xanderflatt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026About 25% of this is outside Aberdonian chip shops alone. 000
Reposted by Xander FlattDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026When you have no concept of how people engage with music 5838249886
Xander Flatt @xanderflatt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Guys, can you take it again? I had my eyes closed. 15412
Xander Flatt @xanderflatt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I went to see @charlottechurch.bsky.social 's Late Night Pop Dungeon a few years ago and it was hands-down the most fun and entertaining gig I've ever been to. 042
Reposted by Xander FlattRuss Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I ate his liver with some fava beans and a gottle of geer 3243838
Xander Flatt @xanderflatt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Cocaine isn't addictive, it just smells really good. 020
Xander Flatt @xanderflatt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Yeah, that seems more consistent with their characters, I just went with Jean because if she's doing it, you know they deserved it! 000
Xander Flatt @xanderflatt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The X-men all argue over the 'right' thing to do, meanwhile Jean Grey gets into their heads and implants the memories of a lifetime of being the victims of abuse and trafficking themselves within a single heartbeat. Wolverine acknowledges that's way more traumatising than what he had planned. 110
Reposted by Xander FlattDelaney King (She/Her/Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social · 14/09/2026-Once upon a midnight- Beastie Boys: DREARY -while I pondered, weak and Beastie Boys: WEARY -Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten Beastie Boys: LORE 29617
Xander Flatt @xanderflatt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026static.klipy.comSchitts Creek Alexis Rose Smirk & PoseAlt: Schitts Creek Alexis Rose Smirk & Pose 000
Xander Flatt @xanderflatt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I think the people today who are convinced AI is thinking are the kind of people who, 25 years ago, would have added 'please' and 'thank you' to their google searches. 010
Xander Flatt @xanderflatt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Your workstation choice is safe enough, I was talking about these: 😉 110
Xander Flatt @xanderflatt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I'd also imagine that JKR would spin the show being amongst the most pirated shows in history as a show of support from people too afraid to support her views publicly. Either way, she gets the result she wants. 030
Xander Flatt @xanderflatt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026It's possible to point out that the new HP series is a bigot-driven, hate machine that will directly fund the oppression and deaths of trans people and that everyone involved is morally compromised beyond redemption WITHOUT sharing the trailer. 120
Xander Flatt @xanderflatt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026"I wouldn't wish it on anyone" says man who wished it on millions 000
Xander Flatt @xanderflatt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The gravity of this statement took a while to catch up with me. I ran over the edge of a cliff and just kept going straight. Then I looked down.static.klipy.comWile E. Coyote's Classic Cliff FallAlt: Wile E. Coyote's Classic Cliff Fall 041
Reposted by Xander FlattStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 29/08/2026Watching VFX Artists React today and learning that Wētā Workshop no longer has a miniatures division made me so sad. Apparently studios just don’t want them anymore, they all want CGI. So sad 2681981
Xander Flatt @xanderflatt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026One of my jobs 10 years ago was cross checking addresses to send vulnerable kids in Edinburgh books from Dolly Parton's Imagination Library. Her legacy cannot be overstated. 0236
Xander Flatt @xanderflatt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026They didn't survive the attempt, and would have been faster with wheels. I feel this adds weight to the pointlessness 010
Xander Flatt @xanderflatt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Warren Beatty owns the film and tv licensing rights for Dick Tracy, but they will lapse if 10 years go by without him releasing anything. So now, once a decade, he does an interview with TCM as Dick Tracy in full costume just to hold on to them. I respect that. 010
Xander Flatt @xanderflatt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026You want to live like spreadsheet people You want to see whatever spreadsheet people see You want to sleep with spreadsheet people You want to sleep with spreadsheet people like me?" But she didn't understand So I used a pivot table and some charts to turn data into actionable insights 030
Xander Flatt @xanderflatt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026For a guy who didn't start the fire he seems awfully defensive about it. I'm just sayin... 000
Xander Flatt @xanderflatt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026static.klipy.comKeanu Reeves Smiling and WavingAlt: Keanu Reeves Smiling and Waving 010
Xander Flatt @xanderflatt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Because the Nightmare on Elm Street Belongs to Lovers 4417
Xander Flatt @xanderflatt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026What do incels and excels have in common? Neither are sure if this is supposed to be a date 1234
Xander Flatt @xanderflatt.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Well, how un-enheartening that some folk just don't get it 011
Xander Flatt @xanderflatt.bsky.social · 12/08/2026*live footagestatic.klipy.comRaiders Lost: Floating Bag in WarehouseAlt: A man pushes a box through a large warehouse. The warehouse is full of wooden boxes, piled high as far as you can see 000
Xander Flatt @xanderflatt.bsky.social · 11/08/2026The purpose of a system is what it does. If they wanted to help people, they would. They want to help asset owners. 010
Xander Flatt @xanderflatt.bsky.social · 10/08/2026"Actually we went quite close to some real Bronze Age remains, but we avoided Dobby's grave," Imagine what this fan group could achieve if they tried to combat something as harmful as, you know... 040
Xander Flatt @xanderflatt.bsky.social · 08/08/2026You play as a shade of red: the game is rougelike 060
Xander Flatt @xanderflatt.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Firstly: No, they don't. Secondly: "we attempted delivery of your package from low-earth orbit earlier today but no-one was available to sign for the charred remains" 010
Xander Flatt @xanderflatt.bsky.social · 07/08/2026This would be the 100th anniversary of the first world cup. It couldn't possibly be better timed 000
Xander Flatt @xanderflatt.bsky.social · 07/08/2026If he can't even put in enough effort to write a song these days, maybe AI suggested Annie was a good target. My money's on grok 011
Xander Flatt @xanderflatt.bsky.social · 07/08/2026static.klipy.comJose Mourinho: If I Speak, Big TroubleAlt: The football manager, Jose Mourinho, dressed in black is standing in front of an advertising board. He's saying "I prefer not to speak, if I speak I am in big trouble" 110
Xander Flatt @xanderflatt.bsky.social · 06/08/2026We reached out to The Umbrella Corporation but no-one in their Racoon City office was available for comments 000
Reposted by Xander FlattCurator Rob @curatorrob.bsky.social · 06/08/2026This is what the future looks like... 561007260
Xander Flatt @xanderflatt.bsky.social · 06/08/2026If you consider how racist you need to be for musicians that you shared a bill with to start an anti-racism charity to combat your views.... that's how racist Eric Clapton is. 0113
Xander Flatt @xanderflatt.bsky.social · 03/08/2026The Behind the Bastards podcast did two-part episodes on Stalin and Hitler... L. Ron Hubbard got five parts. Make of that what you will. 000
Reposted by Xander FlattDr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Only just found out about this For the record, you don't get multiple genetic markers and one of the most effective medications known to science with 'social constructs' Channel 4, this is, in scientific parlance, an absolute fu*king disgrace that will genuinely endanger lives #c4 #ADHD 651370496
Xander Flatt @xanderflatt.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Excuse me while I go and sit down in the museum with the other fossils. 010
Xander Flatt @xanderflatt.bsky.social · 29/07/2026And studios have then gone out of their way to minimise his involvement in films (see: Tron, MotU, etc) when it comes to promoting them, when just not casting him at all was an option. 120
Reposted by Xander FlattEMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I wrote about the Nolan Odyssey for the LRB. I'll summarize some of my main points below, in case you don't feel like reading all that. www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...lrb.co.ukEmily Wilson · An Uncomplicated ManAs they say at the awards shows, I was humbled to learn that Christopher Nolan has read at least the first line of my... 19761591559