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xaeromancer.bsky.social @xaeromancer.bsky.social · 19h
Using Peaches as the ending theme for Hellraiser Revival is a genius move.
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xaeromancer.bsky.social @xaeromancer.bsky.social · 22h
Half an hour's worth of trains are sitting outside Crewe station because there's "no platforms." Pretty sure there's as many platforms as there ever are, but someone's fucked up somewhere and my 7 minute journey is 20 minutes late.
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👣Coco👣 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @nortygirl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Andy Diggle @andydiggle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Crazy that it’s taken a decade to officially confirm that Russia interfered with our Brexit referendum. archive.is/zyNbm
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 11/10/2026
Elon just blasted his home address to his 240 million followers along with his order number and last 4 of his Amex charge card while shilling grok bot. Someone else canceled his order.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's time the people who run the interweb got hold of the 'Country' drop down list and put the G10 countries at the top. I've wasted too much of my life having to scroll past one-horse-towns like San Marino to get to the UK.
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xaeromancer.bsky.social @xaeromancer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There's a load of necrons and wraithguard cutting shapes on the dance floor like Peter Crouch.
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xaeromancer.bsky.social @xaeromancer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They get all their birthdays wrong because of the millennium bug. But that makes them old, anyway, so the bouncers let them in.
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xaeromancer.bsky.social @xaeromancer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I hope you and cat are feeling better soon!
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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xaeromancer.bsky.social @xaeromancer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
One little black sheep!
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Chris is disappointed @jedster13.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“It was Truss, avenge me!”
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ALF-CIO @gasping4meaning.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Corgis ate my medicine. Shit.”
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Summer 🏳️‍⚧️ @artgirlsummer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Clickbait articles demean us all"
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Confused Penguin @confusedpenguin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Drums. Drums in the dark.
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Ferengi Liaison to Buck-A-Slice @sovietcola.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
we must immanentize the eschaton
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Matt Bishop 🏳️‍🌈 🏁 @thebishf1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Liz Truss? I’d rather die.”
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xaeromancer.bsky.social @xaeromancer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That works, too.
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Sarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Counterpoint: he deserved less.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mate got married in a no expense spared ceremony in 86. Despite the fancy hotel, church choir & flock of bridesmaids, all people talk about is the long juggernaut rattler of fart I squeezed out on the pew during the 'does anyone know' part; its the fart that keeps on giving.
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directsun @directsun.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've been working on this for some time and with the release of the first three Cairn CAS adventures in Markdown, I thought this was as good a time as any to make a few announcements.
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Just The Games
Reference at the speed of play.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Add your fess: b3ta.com/addfess
Female, 28, and got a body cam to film arseholes abusing me while out running. Local NPT love visiting people at home if I get a number plate. So far I've had 2 charged and 1 guy lost his job and I've no regrets.

Fesshole GOLD from 14th June 2021
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Parkrose Permaculture @parkroseperma.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Rest in hell, grifter. A cultural taboo of speaking ill of the dead is always a way to silence victims and launder the memories (legacies) of cruel predatory men.
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Televangelist Jim Bakker, Who Fell From Grace Over Sex And Financial Scandals, Dies
Bakker and his first wife, Tammy Faye, built an evangelical empire around the hugely successful TV show “The PTL Club.”
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Joe Brian 🇺🇦 will win @mrjoebrian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This made me laugh
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xaeromancer.bsky.social @xaeromancer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Standard cheap lemon drizzle cake mix + canned G&T, instead of the wet ingredients, is lovely. And I don't even like gin! Rum and coke works with chocolate cake, too.
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xaeromancer.bsky.social @xaeromancer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm getting obsessed with the idea of a PvPvE asteroid mining game, where you can flip the tiles to "dig" through, but I'm getting very tempted with some sort of 3d application.
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xaeromancer.bsky.social @xaeromancer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Felt like I spent most of the 90s stepping on these pointy little bastards. Plugs and Lego have got nothing on these.
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xaeromancer.bsky.social @xaeromancer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mmm... Chips. The original vegan meal.
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xaeromancer.bsky.social @xaeromancer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Most optimistic take on WWIV I've ever seen.
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xaeromancer.bsky.social @xaeromancer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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xaeromancer.bsky.social @xaeromancer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Is this cod?" "No, it's a fungus based alternative protein." "Like Quorn?" "Yeah, let's go with that."
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xaeromancer.bsky.social @xaeromancer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hell of a way to promote a novel, though. "Will you be doing any press?" "In a manner of speaking..."
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xaeromancer.bsky.social @xaeromancer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They train soldiers to win the war and lose the peace. Pastoral skills need to be taught to enlisted troops, especially if they're going in at 16.
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 06/10/2026
wait katy perry tried to buy a convent but it became a property dispute with the nuns who were trying to buy it back as well and it became a years-long legal dispute and one of the nuns (in the courtroom), one who had begged katy to “please stop” (i am unsure of when) JUST DIED IN THE COURT???
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xaeromancer.bsky.social @xaeromancer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There is a story about the mail order trolls being abolished when one knocked over the shelves of bits and everything went everywhere. It would have cost more to sort the bits back into the right trays than mail order was making.
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xaeromancer.bsky.social @xaeromancer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Seeing as a lot of chippies only do haddock these days, goblin might be more likely than cod.
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Jim Rossignol @rossignol.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This gets said constantly, but it worth reiterating: Games Workshop being bigger than fishing is important to shout about because you wouldn't know it from government talking points, which are rarely about anything creative or artistic. Growth won't involve fish or steel, it will involve goblins.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not even my Irish girlfriend, Saoirse, knows how to pronounce Saoirse. Her pronunciation changes every week.
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xaeromancer.bsky.social @xaeromancer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
October - Cider and Type O Negative just hit different than they did a few weeks ago.
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xaeromancer.bsky.social @xaeromancer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My favourite theory is that he travelled to the far east, studied Buddhism and learned Kung Fu. When he said "turn the other cheek," he meant slapping their arse down.
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xaeromancer.bsky.social @xaeromancer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah, I did a writing degree and everyone was weird.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/10/2026
This is your occasional reminder that generative "AI" in particular could have been developed on public domain materials and/or licensed and compensated works but the major players intentionally, methodically and systemically chose to steal labor from working creative folks instead
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xaeromancer.bsky.social @xaeromancer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I still can't get my head around Starbucks with knees.
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xaeromancer.bsky.social @xaeromancer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Three <Four> rules for toilets: 1) Lock the door. 2) Flush the pan. 3) Wash your hands. <4) Strike a match.>
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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 01/10/2026
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mortuary technician here. Often take a nap at work by lying on a gurney and covering myself with a sheet. Haven't been accidentally autopsied yet, but have scared the newbie half to death when I started snoring
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I “got stuck” behind the drawers today. Everyone had to come help me so I felt awkward telling them I wasn’t stuck, I was just being a little shit
an orange cat is being snuggled on a halloween blankie with one paw extended toward the camera. you can tell by his facial expression that he has recently been a little shit causing trouble
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Love it! 👏👇
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