Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 7hA fart will warm your bed as quickly as a hot water bottle. Follow for more money saving tips. 13370
Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 7hstatic.klipy.comYou're Drunk Alex WalterALT: You're Drunk Alex Walter 140
Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 8hIf you can't think of something nice to say about someone they're probably a cunt. Nanna Ina. 0120
Reposted by WulfhelmMic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 10hCelia Walden calls for necromancy. 4219718
Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 9hKemi Badenoch. I'll build a dome to protect Britain. O2. A massive white elephant that will never work? We got you, Sis. 2290
Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 9hSomething unbelievably hot in the sauce there. Something I should have remembered before going for a piss. Along with washing my hands, BEFORE, said piss.static.klipy.comLewis Saunderson Screaming in HospitalALT: Lewis Saunderson Screaming in Hospital 16443
Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 9hAs a matter of fact, Johhny, if you turn to Mr Pantone's book of FUN COLOURS FOR ALL THE FAMILY, and look up 101820 (6c) I guarantee you an absolute laff riot. 190
Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 9hstatic.klipy.comPrincess Bride: Sicilian LaughsALT: Princess Bride: Sicilian Laughs 040
Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 9hTonight on the Mead Hall menu (top table only) mussels in a white wine sauce with chorizo and the crusty breads. Lower tables. Something pink. Vegetarian/vegan option. Something green. Scraps and scrapings by the leper gate as ever. 16583
Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 10hstatic.klipy.comAnchorman Ron Burgundy GibberishALT: Anchorman Ron Burgundy Gibberish 390
Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 10hConnections Puzzle #1213 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 Yingees cunts.static.klipy.comKenan Thompson Says 'Nice Try' on SNLALT: Kenan Thompson Says 'Nice Try' on SNL 050
Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 11hstatic.klipy.comJoe Pesci as Russell Bufalino in The IrishmanALT: Joe Pesci as Russell Bufalino in The Irishman 050
Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 11hstatic.klipy.comOwl Can't Keep Its Eyes Open, So Boring!ALT: Owl Can't Keep Its Eyes Open, So Boring! 170
Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 12hstatic.klipy.comGiannis Antetokounmpo NbaALT: Giannis Antetokounmpo Nba 020
Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 12hPre op appointment next week.static.klipy.comWorried Kermit The FrogALT: Worried Kermit The Frog 160
Reposted by WulfhelmWelsh Bollocks @welshbollocks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The Welsh Hide and Seek team have returned to training following the disappointment of their elimination at this year's international hide and seek championships. 57913
Reposted by WulfhelmGet Set Willy✌🏽 @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Roses are red, An Englishman's home is his castle... 75113
Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026There is wine and sausages inna bun/s. So, fuck off, eh. 9411
Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026M'Lady B's hip operation is to be done in Kidderminster. Kidderminster? I was under the impression that they had only recently discovered fire. 461144
Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Tonight on the Mead Hall menu (top table only) sausage inna bun/s with caramelised onions and a smattering of chips. Lower tables. Spam inna spam with a smattering of spam. Vegetarian/vegan option. Spume. Scraps and scrapings by the leper gate as ever. 15591
Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026static.klipy.comMark Wahlberg's Confused ReactionALT: Mark Wahlberg's Confused Reaction 15511
Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'd noticed you before. I have now.static.klipy.comWillem Dafoe as Norman Osborn Sharpening KnifeALT: Willem Dafoe as Norman Osborn Sharpening Knife 260
Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Everything that's wrong with our nation. Everything that's broken. Everything that's corrupted. Started with her. 1581212223
