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Bretwalda of the Angli.

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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 15m
Today in birds I did not see in my garden. The Nicobar Pigeon
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 20m
Just had a visit from the RSPCA. Apparently, using AWOD as a spit dog somehow infringes on his canine rights? How's the fat little shit going to earn kis keep now?
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
A lad's gotta earn a crust.
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Gone, but not forgotten.
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Trumps new press secretary prepares to meet the press for the first time.
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Now you tell me.
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Offered without comment.
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Given His Holiness is about to undergo lung surgery, this is probably a smart call.
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
FYI.
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
THE. CONTRAPTION. HAS. BEEN. ACTIVATED!
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This week, Mr Pip has barked at Towels The Second Council of Nicaea A Narwhal A family pack of Twix Unguents Calista Flockhart Sylviid Warblers The Flemish Hemoglobin Brushed cotton A 1:72 Airfix Tiger I (part assembled) A box of Trill Babycham Chicken soup and Brightlingsea.
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A very happy #FuckOffFriday to one and all.
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah, that sounds like it would involve effort.
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Stow-on-the-Wold. Gloucestershire, England. #VisitBritain
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Today in #BirdsIDidNotSeeInMyGarden. The Blue-whiskered Tanager
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Good morning.
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The German team have you beat,.
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Something about minds think alike. Mediocre? Small?
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Everything that's wrong with our nation. Everything that's broken. Everything that's corrupted. Started with her.
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Calm down, Partick Thistle.
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Again?
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This week, Mr Pip has barked at The empty space on the sofa The Veterinary Industrial Complex Thews Puppy pads Perfect lawns Shrinkflation Dubbing (footwear) Dubbing (forin) Kagools The moving finger having writ Kevin Kline Porcelain Lutefisk Weebles and Norham.
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A very happy #FuckOffFriday to one and all.
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Being a banker, I expected better of you. I assumed you'd do basic due diligence. Was I wrong?
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've seen this movie.
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Statement from the Office of the Bretwalda. Be advised. My benevolence is not without end.
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[shudders]
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is legit, yeah?
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Your almost but not quite daily unsolicited dick pic.
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And also.
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today in birds I did not see in my garden. The Mountain bluebird.
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#OnThisDay 46 BC. Julius Caesar dedicates a temple to Venus Genetrix, fulfilling a vow he made at the Battle of Pharsalus.
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good morning.
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Misplaced a year, Sir? That's your alibi, Sir?
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This week, Mr Pip has barked at Volumetric flasks Chowder C-beams glittering in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate The Fallschirmjäger Slopes Chervil Petrichor Somnolence Thinking that firing up a Harley at 6 am is OK Triremes Paul's letters to the Corinthians Coal and Beccles.
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#OnThisDay 1066. Harald Hardrada at the head of a Viking army (yes, those pricks again) is defeated at the battle of Stamford Bridge by Harold Godwinson thus ending the Viking age (pricks) once and for all.
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A very happy #FuckOffFriday to one and all.
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Today in Birds I Did Not See In My Garden. The Painted Bunting.
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
THE. CONTRAPTION. HAS. BEEN. ACTIVATED!
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