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🇨🇦DUNK🇨🇦 (Proud Part owner of Canada) @noofieninja.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Timeline Cleanse (Natalie Edition)
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I think I think i might have a bodyguard
A squirrel, holding a stick, staring to camera.The same squirrel, looking off into the distance, the stick now held at attention like a staff.
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Rebekah @toroppro.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I don't know if these batteries are dead or not but I should keep them just in case.
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 07/08/2026
Not an item in particular, but IMO, to qualify, it must not open smoothly. On first pull, either a pair of scissors or a package of batteries or the knot of rubber bands has to get in the way, and you need to shove your hand in there and push it down before you can open it. That's a junk drawer.
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? 9 volt battery
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I'm humbly asking you to vote no on the two anti-trans youth initiatives this November. Here's one of them broken down.
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
This is quite literally the best thing Al Gore's internet has ever distributed.
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Anna Mazzola @annamazz.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Some useful public speaking tips from Freud here.
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Time for an experiment! You know those cute little roadside stands with honors-system eggs or produce? Look, I know I live in "big scary Philadelphia oooh 👻" but I'm gonna try it. What's the worst that can happen? Thieves create habitat for native bees? Jokes on them! I wanted them to do that!
A shit ton of plants in front of Sarah's house and a little box of plants labeled swamp milkweed, ironweed, and aster, in front of a little sign that's not really legible but has pictures of each mature plant. In the background is sarah's science library with bits of seaweed painted on it and little shrimpies on the seaweed.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 28/04/2026
Oh no! How will we survive without people who don’t care about us?
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I know normalization is just what we've decided to do to cope but turning a botched assassination attempt on the president of the united states into a public debate on gilded playspace is FUCKING STUPID and I refuse to treat this bullshit pivot seriously or with respect.
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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
And, right on cue: Sen Durbin proposes a Con amendment that would (finally!) establish a Constitutional right to vote, and along the way, repeal that loophole in the 14th A. bsky.app/profile/hans...
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Scary Gorgon @scarygorgon.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Listen. Is there an authority figure lurking in your past who told you you couldn’t do the creative/expressive thing you love lots but are now feeling like you’re not good enough to do? Treat yo self. Sit down with that medium and make something that symbolises you kicking that twat in the balls.
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Holy shit, yeah. I mean, is this even in dispute?
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
“On August 21, 1781, she became the first enslaved woman to have her self-proclaimed independence validated in a court of law. She changed her name to Elizabeth Freeman to reflect her new status.” 19thnews.org/2026/04/revo...
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Present at our nation’s founding — but excluded from its promise
Elizabeth Freeman demanded her rightful place among this country's founders and helped forge a tradition of forcing America to live up to its ideals.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
2 days ago my maga neighbour was like "if the covid vax is so good how come you get it every year" so I made a super sad face and dropped my voice and confessed that I was addicted to vaccines and wife is not happy with me because I have been expressly told to stop winding him up but HOW TO RESIST
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Alex @axmdoes.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
It’s kind of astonishing how many news outlets have published versions of a “Tucker Carlson apologized for telling people to support Trump” story by writers who very clearly did not listen to the podcast.
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Brittney Cooper @profcrunk.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I’m from Shreveport. I wrote about the tragic murders of these kiddos. www.thecut.com/_pages/cmo7c...
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Box of Frogs @boxoffrogs.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Note to Democrats: Voters giving up Trump only to vote for the next Republican solves nothing. The problem isn't Trump, it's the Republican party. Don't allow Republican politicians dodge accountability by claiming it was all him.
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Jennifer Lee ☀️ @uofagrad97.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit and tie is saying what you just said .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying what you just said .
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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Mel Gibson pictured with his doctor in 2004
It's the classic Mel Gibson and Jesus meme where Mel is on set in normal clothes casually chatting to a very bloody Jesus (for those of you who don't know it).
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
“I mean, what if Greg Oden stayed healthy. Or Bo Jackson….” mumbles Hassett, getting up, leaving, wandering down a hallway, bumping into a wall.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
“Consider, if you will, a situation where all that is terrible now was actually good and we were loved instead of hated. If the White Stripes stayed together and Freaks & Geeks got four seasons and Miyazaki made just a few more films. That would be… wow… Can you, uh… Can you repeat the question?”
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14/04/2026
It's obscene the level of which this administration has gone after trans youth to make their lives a living hell. The latest attack on care will completely defund any hospital or clinic that provides care to trans youth. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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Trump is about to drop a “nuclear weapon” on trans youth health care
How a report led by a right-wing pundit laid the groundwork for upending gender-affirming treatment
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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
sick of these catholic converts showing up and saying "well I have a different interpretation of the scripture" no you don't. that's protestantism and a heresy. don't like it there's the (incredibly beautiful and heavily ornamented with precious metals) door
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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
do you want "Catholicism but american" we invented that, it's called Episcopalianism and it's even more woke. all the priests are lesbians. good luck
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Will McKinley @willmckinley.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Great crowd for FERRIS BUELLER at Regal in NYC—including my nephew, who’s the age I was when I first saw it. “Holds up," was his review. "Nothing cringe.” A group of high school girls behind us rated it "a sold 10." They giggled throughout and led the applause at the end. A new generation of fans!
FERRIS BUELLER poster outside Theater 1 at Regal Union Square in NYC.
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Happy 8th anniversary to the tweet that changed us forever. Look at this absolute unit.
A very stocky Exmoor Horn ram.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 10/04/2026
today in questions from my four year old: “when people die how do you dig out their bones?”
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
You know what? I'll admit it. The credible threat by a madman to wipe out a nation of 90 million people for basically no reason (presumably using nuclear weapons) successfully distracted me. I am now distracted.
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Thank you.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/04/2026
Congress is so funny. The world could be blown to smithereens and half of them would be like not sure this is a kitchen table issue.
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Genocide is a distraction, you see. #Democrats
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Philip Eil @phileil.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Headline: The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere The ceremony of innocence is drowned; Why It Matters: The falcon cannot hear the falconer; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; The Big Picture: Surely some revelation is at hand; Surely the Second Coming is at hand
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
everything we are seeing now is the consequence of having a political environment in which indifference to the deaths and suffering of other people - even by the state whose supposed responsibility is to safeguard their welfare - is a superpower rather than a political liability
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
the levels of elite impunity we are seeing now and the levels of war crimes we are seeing now are two aspects of the same path of historical development. right now they see war as our problem (and their investment opportunity). it is world historically important that we make war their problem again
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
"we need kids to get an early start operating machines that are routinely wrong and may try to coax them into suicide and/or psychosis" is a fun education perspective i disagree with actually
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Kay Whitlock @kwhitlock.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Last night I watched the brilliant 1972 film, "Cabaret," for what must be the 30th time; this scene never fails to send chills down my spine. Today, I think of Steve Miller, Pete Hegseth, JD Vance, ICE, & the global rise of violent right-wing ideology and organizing. 1/2 youtu.be/SDuHXTG3uyY?...
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Tomorrow belongs to me - Cabaret
YouTube video by nibelungenstar
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Our children are not our possessions, and neither are anyone else’s. They belong to themselves, and being themselves is their responsibility and their right. I’ll say it again. Our children are not our possessions, and neither are anyone else’s.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 31/03/2026
It's Trans Day of Visibility today. If you're trans and are raising money for something (I don't care what it is), reply to this thread and I will boost you. If you are a cis person, take a look and find someone to support if you can. Everyone give this a share after.
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
This is also excellent technique for changing the bedding for folks who aren't able to get up. ❤️
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
if a leftist says he's anti-zionist because of the war crimes of a sovereign nation the times will suggest he is an anti-semite. if a conservative says that he is "j-pilled" the times will say it's about foreign policy.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 29/03/2026
really can't be said enough that this case was decided by the same court that decided plessy v. ferguson. if they could have found a plausible rationale to limit birthright citizenship they would have done it. but there is none! the text is as clear as constitutional language can be.
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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Sunday Exception: Swan Perfect Landing
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