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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Dogtor, I thought of you while rifling through Facebook memories today.
Em says: Does it get any better than cinnamon toast? I don't think it does .Friends of Em list all the things that are (or might be) better than cinnamon toast.
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Baby potatoes in lots of spices and fresh ginger with wilted greens... The traditional dish calls for fenugreek greens, but I can't get those where I live so I just use a ton of spinach. From the book Mangoes and Curry Leaves by two non-Indians. Really good anyway! docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Cover of the cookbook Mangoes and Curry Leaves by Jeffrey Alford and Naomi Duguid. There's food pictured that I, a white lady from the US Midwest, do not recognize, but it sure looks delish.
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
@darthbluesky.bsky.social I thought you might enjoy seeing Margaret wag her tail in her sleep. I only caught the end of this event; she wagged for a good 30 seconds at least.
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
This is where I post from if you even care
Big brown sign telling you the location of this rest stop, which is Dismal Nitch. In the foreground, patchy autumn grass. In the background, the Columbia River.
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Apologies it is not a YouTube link, but there's nothing more accurate that this, about Hennepin County Minnesota.
Hennepin County (Minnesota) Library is now offering a limited edition card with a picture of Prince on it.
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 So much like my Margaret!
My smooth brown mutt Margaret is curled up in a tiny ball on the back seat of the car. I'm sitting behind her, a white woman in a gray shirt. You can't see my face.
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Saw this on Facebook, laughed, then went directly to YouTube to find an 11 year old surrealist video by @johnmoe.bsky.social. How he did this whole video without cracking up, I cannot imagine. youtu.be/rNCTkvB6O3Y?...
"How to easily draw a crab", the image says, above instructions that would not help a person who wanted to draw a crab.
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I can has pork chop
In the foreground, a half-eaten pork chop with a nummy sauce and potatoes and carrots on the side. Approximately one foot away, a gray-faced brown dog with wide, wondering brown eyes and erect, attentive ears. If you gave her that pork chop, she would be the happiest girl in the whole world.
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
New avatar. Not sure who made it and it might be AI, but it made me laff. #chingalamigra
Frowning frog wearing American flag cape and American flag bandana; image in the style of Shepard Fairey's Obama poster; with the caption "HOP".
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
What's your sign?
A large blue post-it note is stuck to the cabinet over a rather dirty-looking sink. The note says, "No poop in the kitchen sink please", followed by a frown emoji.
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Have I got a cookbook for you.
The delicious-looking cover of Barbara Kafka's "Soup: a way of life"
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Margaret says hi. ❤️❤️❤️🐶
A medium-sized brown dog stands on green grass, surrounded by crunchy fall leaves. She's wearing saddlebags to make her walk a bit more challenging. She's looking up at you expectantly.
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie.
A four panel cartoon showing a cat lying down comfortably in a cardboard box. The cat is saying, "I don't want to leave my comfort zone. But I must. Because if I don't... I will pee in it."
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I, a middle aged white woman, gently boop the nose of a medium sized brown dog.
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
If you see this, quote with the energy you being to Bluesky.
Morgan Freeman points upward, saying, "She's right, you know." You can hear his voice, can't you?
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Welcome to the safe crash pad, Miss Wash. Margaret wants you to know that it's only gets better from here.
A medium sized brown dog (hound-adjacent, but fully a mutt) lounges on a picnic table. She's looking peacefully off into the distance. She found her forever home just a few days earlier, in 2015.
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Timeline cleanse! 1. Margaret, 2015. I was discovering that her favorite thing is to wedge herself in wherever she fits and go to sleep. 2. Margaret, sleepy crotch puppy, probably 2020. 3. Margaret, wedging, 2015.
A medium sized brown dog, kind of hound-adjacent but absolutely a mutt, is wedged between me and the arm of the chair. Her foreleg is wrapped around my waist, her head is on my boob, and she's fast asleep. I'm wearing a purple shirt with pigs on it.The same brown dog, five years older, is with me on the bed. I'm sitting up against the wall, and she's sacked out between my legs with her head on one thigh. I'm wearing sky blue pajamas.Back to 2015: I'm holding the camera above my head and looking up at it. You see an aerial view of a huge leather chair, me in it, and the brown dog wedged in beside me with her face jammed behind my back. She's asleep, though you can't tell from the pic. I'm wearing a purple hoodie.
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Alas!
There's a band in Vancouver called Nuisance Bear. Frowny face.
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Hamish is just a little guy, but he carries a lot of floof. He's got brown patches over both eyes extending out to his fuzzy ears, a bright white blaze down the front of his face, and a bright white front. He's sitting because he is extremely good. He has a big smile on his face, and you can see his clean white teeth and perfect pink tongue. I'm scritching his head.
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Bleptember
A medium sized brown dog, going grey in the face, is seen from above. She is sitting on her haunches, her tail blurry from wagging. Her ears are held back, and the tiniest suggestion of a pink tongue is visible under her nose.
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
A cartoon T Rex is holding his or her tiny arms out as wide as they will go. Text says "I love you THIS much."
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Pippin needs some more grooming...
Small white, shaggy terrier mix is seen having been startled awake from a nap. She is extremely rumpled and tangled looking.
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
RIP my favorite blue dog ever, Robin. He had no politics. He lived by the ball.
A blue merle Australian shepherd sploots on a picnic table. He's got a ginormous smile and his tongue is falling out sideways. A dirty tennis ball rests beside him.
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?
Caption is "tried to take an aesthetic pic of my ice cream" followed by the crying buckets emoji. Pictured is a black dog taking the opportunity to eat a beautiful soft-serve ice cream cone in one bite. His mouth is gaping and we can see the ice cream's certain fate.
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?
Caption is "tried to take an aesthetic pic of my ice cream" followed by the crying buckets emoji. Pictured is a black dog taking the opportunity to eat a beautiful soft-serve ice cream cone in one bite. His mouth is gaping and we can see the ice cream's certain fate.
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
My parents' Pippin says hi!
Little white terrier mix giving puppy eyes
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
A goose asks someone out of frame, "What culture?"

In the next frame, a person is seen fleeing from the goose, who is asking, "What culture, motherfucker?"
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
A brown dog going grey in the face rests her head on my lap. Her black nose is just begging for a boop. YOU CAN'T HANDLE THIS SNOOT.A brown dog going grey in the face gently touches her muzzle to my thigh, letting me know that she has a request.A brown dog going grey in the face lies between my legs with her head on my belly, snoot facing the camera. Her eyes are big and black, but you can see some light reflected by her cataracts.
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Post a random picture or everything will go bad in August.
A very good trophy in the shape of a yellow star, which says "your did it".
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Monday challenge: post the least flattering photo you have of your pet
Very unflattering picture of a medium sized brown dog lying on her side on the couch with her head hanging over the edge.
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
My round belly encased in fluffy gray robe, and Margaret, an aging brown dog with a gray face, whose head is melting into my lap. Her eyes are blissful little slits.
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Current status:
A grey dog face melts into my lap on a lazy morning.
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
1) an increasingly rare wedge 2) Margaret has a request 3) Yum! Yogurt!
A brown dog wedges her head behind my shoulder and goes to sleep. I don't understand how she can be comfortable this way.A brown dog, going grey in the face, looks at you intently with her huge black eyes. A brown dog licks a yogurt container clean. She has a little white yogurt on her black nose.
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Margaret wonders why I'm talking her picture for the thousandth time today.
Smooth brown doggie going grey in the face lies curled up on a small, soft, red chair that has "Margaret" embroidered on the back.
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
A two-humped camel, but with a cold
Screenshot of the New York Times Spelling Bee puzzle, with the available letters T D I A R B C. Obviously the solution is "bactriad".
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
It's so hard, you guys.
A person with long, light colored hair says to a person with short dark hair, "Let's not talk about politics anymore. I can't bear it." The second person says, "Same." They sit in silence with their coffee cups. Then the first person says "THE THINGS IS THOUGH" and the second person says "THOSE FUCKING IDIOTS"
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Just spent a very pleasurable hour perusing justseeds.org 's graphics section. Such beauty! I bought some posters, too. You may also enjoy.
Illustration by Pete Railand with the words: Listen / Can you hear it? / A change is coming / Now!
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Sigh. Anyway,
Digital mock-up of a lovely embroidery design saying "Aid and Abet Abortion"
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Spotted outside the coffee shop
A missing sock is depicted under the caption, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS PERSON?"
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Do these work? Honest question. I'm doing it anyway, but I'm curious if this kind of thing moves the needle.
Big red cartoon bunny says "Economic boycott: don't buy stuff Friday Feb 28 -- we have power -- no Amazon, Walmart, Target, fast food, gas -- okay small business, use cash
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Margaret has a request.
A medium sized brown dog going grey in the face lays her head on my purple clothed leg.
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
First crocus #bloomscrolling
A tiny purple flower among foliage and moss, sticks, and dead leaves.
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I support you and I think you're neato. 🩷🩵🤍 What's going on right now is supremely fucked up, and i want you to know that I see you. They cannot erase you no matter how hard they try.
A person in black lipstick making a perfect O with their mouth points at a trans pride flag. Caption reads: Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato.
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
On the occasion of the 200th anniversary of the Constitution, Thurgood Marshall was invited to speak. He spoke.
The focus of this celebration invites a complacent belief that the vision of those who debated and compromised in Philadelphia yielded the "more perfect Union" it is said we now enjoy.

I cannot accept this invitation, for I do not believe that the meaning of the Constitution was forever "fixed" at the Philadelphia Convention. Nor do I find the wisdom, foresight, and sense of justice exhibited by the Framers particularly profound. To the contrary, the government they devised was defective from the start, requiring several amendments, a civil war, and momentous social transformation to attain the system of constitutional government, and its respect for the individual freedoms and human rights, we hold as fundamental today. When contemporary Americans cite "The Constitution," they invoke a concept that is vastly different from what the Framers barely began to construct two centuries ago.

Thurgood Marshall, 1987
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
A picture of a Polish woman sent to prison for providing abortion medication to a pregnant woman. Behind her is text saying over and over again, "Behind each of us are 10 more". At bottom is a graphic showing several tablets of mifepristone, an abortion drug, and the hashtag #JakJustyna, which is Polish for I am Justyna.
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Monkey and Margaret on a happier day.
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Nathan W. Pyle
A cartoon person is walking with a heart drawn inside their body. Caption reads: Follow your HEART. But also stay in front of it. Keep it inside your body as you walk.
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Hello, my puppy Hello, my Margie Hello, my wag time gal
A medium sized brown dog, going grey in the face, looks at you and wonders what's that song you're singing.
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Happy Holidays to all who celebrate holidays and capitalism! Want some harp music? Now through Cyber Monday, all my music is 20% off at Bandcamp. Physical and digital copies included. Go to emilygroff.bandcamp.com , make your purchase and enter the code "LIT" at checkout!
Emily stands with her harp, her back to the rising sun.
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Wrong Emily @wrongemily.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Pretty picture of the darkness of power space with the text "YOU HAVE REACHED THE ABYSS. YOUR SCREAM IS VERY IMPORTANT TO US."
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