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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

If you see this we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without an explanation.

A very blurred photo of our black cat who really doesn't like to have his photo taken thank you very much

wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I wish to complain about local newspapers' inappropriate use of the word 'sadly' when reporting on a death. Person X has died, they haven't 'sadly died'. Police found a body in woodland, they never 'sadly found' one. Don't project or assume anything. Report facts.

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The best soups are often combinations of ingredients that complement each other. Chicken and Mushroom, Tomato and Basil, Potato and Leek etc. Aldi have combined two of my favourites.

Aldi's Oktoberfest-branded Beer and Cheese soup.

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

If only there was some way of establishing who the car owner is? Maybe we need some kind of mandatory Vehicle Registration Document or automated number plate recognition system.

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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

No reason at all. They’re not even going to film it.

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I've been up a couple of times and you're not wrong. The quizically raised eyebrow is another favourite.

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

He was writing Kane and Unable.

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Rick Burin @rickburin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I want to hear more about the second of these writing sessions

Jeffrey Archer, former
Conservative politician and novelist, dies aged 86
Publisher says author died peacefully at home
'between writing sessions'

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Your expression when you realise that someone else has copied your idea for a publicity photo.

Two posters outside a theatre for upcoming comedy events.

The man in the poster on the left has the exactly the same shocked/confused expression as the woman on the right.

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Please be Rupert Murdoch Please be Rupert Murdoch Please be Rupert Murdoch Please be Rupert Murdoch Please be Rupert Murdoch Please be Rupert Murdoch Please be Rupert Murdoch

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Or, in some quarters, Fanshaw

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

#Mastermind1977 There was a contestant called Hough. He pronounced it 'Huff', which is fair enough. I once worked with a Hough, but he pronounced it 'Hoff'. It seems to me, it could be How or Hoof or Ho or Hoo. What a to do!

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Did he shout it when they played 'Nut Rocker' ? That's a banger of a tune.

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This precedes the That's Life dog by several years, which begs the question...

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Confused White Cat Asks Why

ALT: Confused White Cat Asks Why

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I'm running out of people to whom I can feasibly say "shoshages" and know they'll understand.

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

All of these things happened to me today. I won't say where I buried the bodies.

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Ian Volante @sometimehippy.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026

Can I add to the list supermarket staff doing online orders and double parking their trolley unit things blocking the way for everyone else.

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"Go in. Shop. Get the fuck out again" That's my mantra.

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Supermarket pet hates: 1. People who just *stop* for no reason. 2. People who talk to their friends in the middle of an aisle. 3. People who feel the need to individually examine each item on a shelf. 4. People who say 'excuse me' to get past you and then block the aisle.

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Thankyou. I like to let people work things out for themselves. 😎👍

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Most of the words I read are domesticated and raised in books and articles, but occasionally I find words out in the wild. These are my favourites.

A yellow wall, on which somebody has graffitied "DIRTY EGG SCENTED WRONG PERSON"

A large wall alongside a canal, on which someone has daubed in letters several feet high "LOVE ME"

A handmade sign on the side of a country lane on which someone has scrawled "PLEASE BEEP TO TRY MOVE THE STUPID BIRDS OUT THE WAY THANK YOU"

A brick wall on which somebody has spray painted in black letters the word "Teeth". There is no other context, perhaps it forms part of a territorial turf war between dentists?

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Cumbria's mayoral candidates are all siblings, running for different parties based on nominative determinism. Libby's running for the Lib Dems, Connie's running for the Conservatives and Patrick's running for Reform.

Political leaflet promoting Libby Bateman, Liberal Democrat candidate for mayor of Cumbria.

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Light thickens, and the crow makes wing to the rooky fucking wood.

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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The Bluesky gang be turning up for cute cat pics all like:

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Brenda Blethyn looks a look different here to how she does in Vera.

Photo of two male actors. Danny Dyer is on the right. Headline reads "Brenda Blethyn and Danny Dyer's forgotten British thriller is streaming for free"

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Me too. I've lost track of the number of times I've had to spell my surname or had it spelled wrong for me. With me it's Ns and Ls.

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

They're calling him 'Captain Thugwash' but 'Master Bates' works better.

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I can imagine Grahame Andrew has had a lifetime of people spelling his name wrong. "It's Grahame Andrew: G-R-A-H-A-M-E. Surname ANDREW. Not ANDREWS. No S on the end" *Letter arrives addressed to Graham Andrews*

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

1. Ben Stiller 2. Ben even Stiller

Ben Stiller sat cross legged, meditating

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I'm getting a train set for Christmas. It has a miniature secret agent on top of one of the carriages, chasing after a spy. A Hornby Dublo 7.

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

We live less than 5 miles from Piel Island where his ragtag invasion force landed in 1487. To this day, every new landlord at the small pub on the island gets crowned 'King of Piel', a tradition loosely inspired by Simnel.

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I've just been reading about Lambert Simnel and Perkin Warbeck, the young pretenders to the Tudor throne. After his failed coup, Simnel was put to work in the Royal kitchens. Warbeck went on to greater success, forming The Flumps with his siblings Posie and Pootle.

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Jaundiced Brains @johnnymains.co.uk · 21/09/2026

Someone from Exeter was buried on Friday and one of their wishes was to have dinosaurs and the Grim Reaper present. Legend. Photo source: Exeter & Devon Crematorium and Memorial Gardens

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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

You can see from the photo that boat's tipped too far right

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Next door's cat is called Torrey Canyon. It's a Cornish Wrecks.

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I've never worked in advertising or promotion but wouldn't a photo of Rotterdam or a ferry be better than two lads pretending to play air hockey?

Advert for ferry to Rotterdam illustrated by two blokes at an air hockey table for some reason.

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Just watched a YouTube video of a visit to Glasgow and they mostly just pointed the camera at themselves.

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I'll have a cheeky squeeze next time I'm down that way.

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I hope they come to regret their choices in life.

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

A handy landing mat for when you need to escape the house quickly by jumping from an upstairs window.

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Peter Kay: Always Thinkin'

ALT: Peter Kay: Always Thinkin'

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I'm sad to report they replaced it with what appears to be some kind of mattress.

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

American police detective daytime shite on Five. Police woman has just discovered that the murder victim received a threatening message on his phone....from a BLOCKED NUMBER. How does that work?

Text saying "Where go my money Eddie? Yous owe huge. Paybacks time. I got ways to get you dead..."

Phone screen has 'Blocked Number' at the top.

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Apparently they've cast the new #JamesBond

Walter the whistling Muppet, whistling whilst wearing his tuxedo.

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I bought a First Aid kit today. I thought I'd treat myself.

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

...the comedic potential is enormous.

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Coat the inside of the balaclavas with black security dye that won't come off your skin for weeks.

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Saying 'marshmellow' shouldn't be ellowed.

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