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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 22m

Oh good because I only worked at one newspaper and this sounded buck fucking wild to me

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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 2h

there are even more furry variations of the sickos meme than I expected, and I expected many

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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 2h

Did not have "Karl Rove at least pretending to have principles" on my bingo card for why this would be

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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 2h

It was already the solution many preferred to batteries for dispatchable gen, datacenters turbocharged that unfortunately. Where I work we hadn't seen a single one planned in years, now there's [number redacted but it's several]

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 3h

i can’t believe my favorite band the Communists with their platinum record We Are A Bunch Of Communists are a bunch of communists

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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 7h

Honorable mention to the Terminator, the original one, specifically when it's full skeleton and crawling towards her through the industrial press

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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 7h

It's the xenomorph, that was my brain's shorthand for every monster under the bed style anxiety for the rest of my childhood. I was five or six I think

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Rie Sonomura, NeoY2K Hacker Vtuber @riesonomura.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

same with the AI flag in the video itself, ESPECIALLY for music

I wish all AI generated thumbnails a very "Don't recommend channel"

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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 16h

As others have said, it is INCREDIBLE that he has less professionalism than the average phpbb board admin

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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

oglaf.com/pinchybouquets/

Comic strip!
Panel 1
A pale yellow landscape hosts a face-off between a woman and a giant scorpion. You mean giant as in big for a scorpion? No. This is the size of a car.
anyhow, sorry-
Panel 1-
Scorpion- Sorry! Sorry! I didn't choose this!
woman- what?

Panel 2
Scorpion- I didn't ask to be a huge scorpion but I am. Claws and stinger are what I have to work with.

Panel 3
woman- So you're going to sting me to death for lack of options?

Panel 4
Scorpion- I don't like it any better than you do.
Woman- Well don't do it then. Open a florist or something.

Panel 5
Scorpion- Wait you can just do that?

Panel 6
Market tent. It's a florist's and the scorpion stands behind the counter. A man browses the flowers.

panel 7
The man holds up flowers
Man- These jonquils are pathetic

Panel 8
The scorpion leaps at the man, stinger to his face
Scorpion- Shut the fuck up don't ever disrespect the flowers

Panel 9
the man lies on the ground foaming at the mouth
man- You're... a terrible florist...
Scorpion- Not from the flowers' viewpoint.
Flower- Damn straight

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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

www.oglaf.com/damselfly/

Comic strip!

panel 1
a prince climbs through a window. A princess watches him enter.
Prince- Sure I could rescue you

Panel 2
Prince- but withing three months, ninety percent of rescued princesses are back inside a tower

Panel 3
Prince is really narrating this one now
Prince- at 'staircase down' we believe real change comes from accepting you're part of the problem

panel 4
Prince- and that's the most difficult part of the journey

panel 5
Princess- apart from the fire breath
Prince- The what?

Panel 6
Princess breathes fire, incinerating prince

Panel 7
Princess stands over smouldering prince skeleton

Panel 8
ghost of prince hovers over the smoking bones
Prince- I have to accept, on some level, that I needed that to happen

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Lissa Harris 🌈🗑️🔥⚔️🐀 @lissaharris.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

THAT’S HOW YOU GET ANTS

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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Turning mods into Lowtax to break the cycle like Jack got turned into Chaos

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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The increase in average computer power has allowed some programmers to get extremely lazy about actually writing good code

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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I think we should all be for public campaign financing mostly just so they will STOP FUCKIN TEXTING ME

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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I find my tolerance for "git gud" has gone down significantly as I've gotten older, mostly because I just don't have as much time. I'll push through if I REALLY like a game but it takes a lot for me to beat my head against an encounter for too long. Silksong is probably the most recent

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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

*crosses arms, grumpy, mutters* In my experience we get our TX built in a hurry and then wait half a year for the generator to actually come online

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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

1/28 A Soviet cruise liner with 738 people aboard, a flat, calm afternoon in 1986, and a pilot who knew that water better than almost anyone alive. He steered her at 15 knots into a gap between a headland and a lighthouse rock. Mikhail Lermontov. A 🧵 #maritimehistory #maritimeincidents

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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

- slay the spire 2 - across the obelisk - core keeper (a little bit minecraft a little bit stardew, there is farming and animal husbandry)

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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

On the plus side maybe they destroy one another

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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It's critical not to have too short a memory about a man being *Checks notes* The fucking worst

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 02/10/2026

thank you to the Fauntleroy Institute for Soft-Handedness for planting this timely article about the value of other people doing hard work

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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

as a rabid fan... yeah if you're not an enjoyer of a certain kind of puzzle, I can understand getting frustrated. The way the game signposts can be vague and there was one point I had to look something up because it turns out I was doing ALMOST the right thing in a way that just wasn't working UGH

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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

By Voters here I mean the usual type that is only ever upset about prices, it seems

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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Yeah this seems about right The problem I have is that I'm not sure I see a world where a Dem Congress passes anything much better, but I'm cynical. I don't really see it helping the R's much because just like Biden's bill all of this will be too long-horizon for voters to care

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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

so.... assimilation would need to include them somehow becoming white, for him...???

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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I already wishlisted I can't wishlist any further

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

like tears in rain

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While hentai (until now, I thought it was called manga) was on screen as part of search to prove 2 my wife tentacle porn exists, what....(1)
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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Rainbow puppy is a completed deity which is why unlike blue and magenta she can speak

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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

For this reason, each decade one man must be sacrificed, bound to live with the Blue and participate in her games upon her whim, lest humanity itself be drawn into her games

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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Blue does not actually know the solutions to Blue's Clues before the game commences. The game is a ritual by which Blue is granted inerrant knowledge. It is also required to keep the colored dog god sated and at rest

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ringa ringa roses @zyla.top · 01/10/2026

campus police work for the universities, universities are ranked based on safety, safety ratings based on campus police crime reports, you can see how this works

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

they say living well is the best revenge and that's true, but if we're all being honest seeing bad things happen to people you hate is also pretty high up on the list

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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

that’s the weird little guys promise 🫡

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