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@worstcaseeng.bsky.social
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Relay engineer, professional worst-case scenario predictor, mad online. He/Him Infrastructure should not be for-profit

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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 7h
The good news is they basically do not go bad, I prefer these to Luxardos though, got them at Costco. They taste a lot more like actual cherries which I'm a snob about
Amerena cherries
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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What about a clingy girl dog?
A golden/husky mix dog looking at me over her shoulder, expectantly
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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Dippin dots, the ice cream
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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who's that pokemon but with Katie's avatar
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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
some of this is hard honorable mention to Final Fantasy X and VIII
9 games: mass effect, starcraft, super metroid, warframe, destiny 2, witcher 3, outer wilds, metal gear solid, hollow knight
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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
speech bubble meme showing Paine from FFX-2 saying the below quote post
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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
a real fucked up turbine
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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Try this stuff - might wanna add some red wind vinegar but idk, this is usually good
Beano's sub sandwich dressing
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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Immediately bought this when I found it at an antique shop
Knox gelatine cookbook from 1950
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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My ideological belief in less car-dependent cities leaving my body the moment I have to drive into a major metropolitan area
The soul leaving the body meme
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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Todd Howard in a Teletubby costume with a shotgun
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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Old time Reddy Kilowatt poster, he's the old electric industry mascot, he has a knife and it says "remember kids, electricity will kill you"
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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm trying to read this but jesus christ, Forbes I was trying to get a screengrab of how little screenspace has text but then the popups hit
the article is completely covered up by ads and popups
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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I know this meme is iconic and it's very useful but it's always bothered me that the Basterd in this scene made this mistake when he's fluent in German and a covert operative I learned this from my German teacher in like 8th grade someone did not teach this man correctly
The meme from Inglorious Basterds where Michael Fassbender's character holds up three fingers to order beer but in the wrong way

Germans use the thumb first instead of the index finger, is the problem, so he gets caught
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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Replace this with NFPA-70
Really? Right in front of my OSHA handbook?
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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Chat I think the ship may have been out of port too long
The USS Abraham Lincoln looking rusty as fuck as it comes into Thailand
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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
love how often this happens lately
MISO EEA 2 alert, it's the second to worst one, basically the last step before they start shedding load
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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
tumblr thread
sorry my keyboard is going to shit, but some people are talking about how caramelizing onions takes a long time and someone shows up asking why you would do that to an onion instead of an apple, clearly misndeerstanding
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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Two panels of a comic from Hark! A vagrant! A man is reading a report silently in the first panel, in the second he simply says "disgusting"
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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Idk if this will reach anyone else who plays battletech but fuck this was a hell of a contract I have no idea how I got out with such light damage, every mech is damn near 100% out of ammo
Mission report screen from Battletech (2018), my single lance got 15 enemy mech kills and four vehicles, somehow none of my lance took structure damage 
My lance is an SLDF Highlander, Atlas II, Annihilator, and an HQ model Cyclops
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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Same energy (complimentary)
Corpus "stonks" meme from warframe
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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I wish I could play slay the spire 2 on mobile but the original will still get you through a flight
Winning at alay the spire
Defect, like 20 relics, I have 7 orb slots and a bunch of focus
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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Man this lady was COOKING. Had them dead to rights all the way back in 96 www.motherjones.com/politics/199...
These are the inheritors of the greatest government subsidy of technology and expansion in technical education the planet has ever seen; and, like the ungrateful adolescent offspring of immigrants who have made it in the new country, they take for granted the richness of the environment in which they have flourished, and resent the hell out of the constraints that bind them. And, like privileged, spoiled teenagers everywhere, they haven’t a clue what their existence would be like without the bounty showered on them. These high-tech libertarians believe the private sector can do everything—but, of course, R&D is something that cannot by any short-term measurement meet the test of the marketplace, the libertarians’ measure of all things. They decry regulation–except without it, there would be no mechanism to ensure profit from intellectual property, without which entrepreneurs would not get their payoffs, nor would there be equitable marketplaces in which to make their sales.
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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Hey look it's Mike Rogers
SpongeBob with huge fake muscle arms, a reference to the fact that Mike Rogers shared an AI altered image to make himself look ripped
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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Checking in on the opposition to the El-Sayed campaign now and... oh that's interesting
Spongebob with huge inflatable arms to make himself look ripped
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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
My household's version of the same
A dog colored very similarly to the cat in the repost, staring at me. She's a husky mix with blue eyes and her ears are perked expectantly
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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Alas, too far away, but one day - I found this though it seems the other two did not survive my parents after I moved out (to my frustration)
A very battered paperback copy of Lethal Heritage by Michael Stackpole
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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
From Futurama, a scientist yells: Robot! Experience this tragic irony for me!Also from Futurama, the robot falls to its knees shouting Noooooooooooo
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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
you know your spire climb is going well when
I have so many relics it needed to overflow onto a second row
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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
A dog with a monopoly top hat is holding a ball, saying "pls spend?"
Someone tries to take the ball and the dig gets mad: "NO WAGE, ONLY SPEND"

the original comic was just a regular dog saying "no take, only throw"
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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Tom Hardy about to say "that's bait" from mad max
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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Saryn from Warframe
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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Soon
A lady dog (husky golden retriever mix) staring at me with half her face obscured by a pole, ominously
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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Spider-man really said:
Mash from Mashle: Magic and Muscles. There's a girl who's been crying (she's trying to get out of blame for hurting one of his friends) and he comforts her with a hug, then says "don't worry". She thinks she's won, then he suplexes her and says "I treat everyone equally"
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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Idk
Patrick from SpongeBob thinking about milk spilling, it would be a gif but I'm not smart enough to get gifs to work on Bluesky or something idk
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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
"Check this shit out motherfucker" *I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, it's not clear what kind of move I was trying to do*
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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
the apple pie with American cheese on it from Thank You For Smoking - it's American
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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Here you go, the market, this is what you want, right?
Jingling keys
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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
We don’t usually see each other’s headers. Here’s mine. QTP with yours.
row of extremely oldschool switchboard panels from a hydro plant, set in granite panels from the early 1900s
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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
QTP with your favorite main protagonist in a video game that is not Mario nor Sonic
Commander Shepard from Mass Effect, the female version
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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Oh here it is, @albertburneko.bsky.social has a way with words share.google/gU0rHb34XW0W...
The second paragraph from the attached article
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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I can only hope to one day see an episode on one of my other fixations:
"Also at 15:42 EDT the Perry (nuclear) plant operator called back with more evidence of problems. "I'm still getting a lot of voltage spikes and swings on the generator... I don't know how much longer we're going to survive""
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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Also no wait paprika didn't fuck up at all these are just headings in the actual recipe
What I said, showing the recipe from the link, matching what paprika pulled
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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
SpongeBob and Patrick amidst the flaming wreckage of Bikini Bottom, with SpongeBob saying "we did it, Patrick! We saved the city!"
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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
"thank you for your donation"
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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
The weather is so nice outside, let's go relax on the porch
Picture of a mosquito on a keyboard
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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
It's the old meme post about the baseball game going on so long the announcer welcomes the sun exploding
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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Always got a lot of milage out of the last two panels of this one
Three panel comic, one guy asks "alright Kinsey, let's see this latest study"
Next panel, he's reading 
Last panel, he just says "disgusting"
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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
The more you demolition man
The code 187 screen from the computer in demolition man, it's extremely The 80s computer stuff
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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Liv Agar
A petri dish with agar gelatin, the stuff bacteria grows on, which is the thing I can't help thinking of whenever I hear Liv's last name sorry Liv
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