iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 15/09/2026

yes i hate blizzard, yes i will give them money for WoW Forever, yes they have once again bamboozled me

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 15/09/2026

new pog slammer arrived where my pog heads at

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 10/09/2026

during the interview he’s just like casually housing this thing

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 07/09/2026

when tech companies implement neoreactionary policy to further the Dark Enlightenment Movement and you hit em with that Fielder Stare

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 31/08/2026

aliexpress why are you sending me push notifications for ts 😭

We ran the numbers
6 meters sex giant inflatable female legs inflatable body balloon for...

picture of giant inflatable legs out window

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 22/08/2026

i was crushed by a couch (ikea) during my move, luckily my wife (@glassangel.bsky.social) developed hysterical strength, reminiscent of a mother saving her child (not adopted obv) by lifting a car, and saved my sweet cheeks !

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 22/08/2026

girl, first of all: u got some horny furry art so like stones and glass houses and all that. second of all: it’s not anime, it’s canada.

@roxxsarizona.bsky.social
Anime pfp: ah yes another tranny
COMMISSAR BELVEDe... @worm... • Aug 17, 2024
first of all i don't identify as a woman, lam a woman, so let's get that straight

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 29/07/2026

hi fellas, my dearest and shortest friend Tiny hit a sinkhole on his skateboard in Philly the other week due to neglect by the city (they were alerted multiple times prior and have still yet to fill it) if you have anything you could toss his way it would be much appreciated!! (more info below)

EMERGENCY FUNDS NEEDED!!!!!!
on Sunday July 19th, my roommate Tiny was headed home on his skateboard and hit a sinkhole in South Philly (on 19th between Tasker and Dickinson, which has still not been fixed by the city. Watch out!), breaking both bones in his calf and an ankle bone. He needed emergency surgery that
• placed a rod in his leg, and is left out of work for an inteterminate amount of time while he recovers and waits for doctor visits. we're asking for an emergency amount of $800 to help cover his rent and utilities and also for help for the cost of living for the foreseeable future. he is accepting help through his cashapp $ssxxi, venmo Essxxi, and paypal @nicbag

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 07/07/2026

smdh the youngshits these days know nothing of their heritage, don’t even know about 4chan trap general & trap mode aesthetic, truly it is eternally summer. *shakes cane*

the infamous and cursed “trap-mode” aesthetic guide. Lists light exercise and Couch To 5k schedule along with highly questionable dietary and medical advice including what amounts to a prescribed eating disorder

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 12/06/2026

cooking gassy beats, accidentally put the crave in fart mode.

me at my desk with my new used behringer crave

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 27/05/2026

my butch husband made me in tomodachi life. this is my room, and they made it so I can’t walk more than 2 feet out the door. they said they like that i’m nice and contained and easily accessible 😭

tomodachi life version of me playing switch on the floor in a room with only a dog ball, bone, post with collar, dog house, and sky wallpaper and grass flooring

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 27/05/2026

what do you mean Kars4Kids is an israeli front that funnels ~$45 million annually into its sister program Oorah, which uses the funds to purchase property in Israel and their mascot is a literal stack of cash like you are pulling my leg right now

Fiveish, the mascot for Oorah, which operates Kars4Kids

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 17/05/2026

holy hell that burn goes crazy i actually gasped 😵

that still from Young Thug’s music video for “Hot” where he’s writing fire

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 17/05/2026

Local Women Showers And Drinks First Porch Beer Of The Year

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 16/05/2026

i refuse to top im in a relationship where i was always inevitably designated the top and that’s a big part of why we dont have sex anymore if someone tries to make me top we gonna look like this

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 15/05/2026

i finally got thru my executive disfunction and set all this shit back up 😩

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 09/05/2026

we should bring back putting a bunch of color/lighting filters on photos. we should be making twilight edits of every selfie.

selfie of me with the iphone “dramatic cool” filter

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 04/05/2026

cocksucker wasnt literate enough to understand what i wrote. came up with a brand new meaning in-between gargling fat loads.

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 28/04/2026

trump backing renaming of ICE to NICE, literally just doing the adventure time bit

ice king with beard shaven going by The Nice King standing in front of a crowded jail cell

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 27/04/2026

no because he’d look like a hey mamas lesbian

send me anonymous messages!
Do people tell you that you sort of look like Anthony Junior if he trooned out? | mean it endearingly.

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 24/04/2026

hi guys im back from eating birthday dinner what if they made them yonic i think it’d be very feminist of Big Tech Bro thank you for reading i love you both

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 23/04/2026

thank you for the update bro everyone thank my one freak, of who i have become accustomed to out of exhaustion, for sharing.

send me anonymous messages!
Scrolled all the way down to that bathing suit selfie.
Browser froze just as I opened it. Finished right before it crashed.

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 23/04/2026

for my birthday my friend got me a photo of chicken little signed by zach braff 😭

chicken little photo signed by zach braff

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