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the most typical @jazzpomegranate.com · 21h

lethal. agile. penile.

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the most typical @jazzpomegranate.com · 30/09/2026

they added morbius to deadlock? should we throw a valve party? should we invite mr. half-life freeman?

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 30/09/2026

oh. guess i’ll have to read Morbius’s morbius thread. you know they put morbius into deadlock btw

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 30/09/2026

never do this my uncle’s buddy has never been the same after getting it slammed on the cracking board

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 30/09/2026

gettin a suckjob from a surgeon who believes in homeopathy

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the most typical @jazzpomegranate.com · 28/09/2026

marvel should let me write a morbius run where i learn nothing about the character and just write what i think morbius is

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 30/09/2026

dawg take a look at my centrist libtard cheese product, it’s saying “let’s Make Her Laugh Again”

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 30/09/2026

the laughing cow cheese just started a marketing campaign where the cow stopped laughing because “she realized people took things too seriously” and the campaign tells you to pose your wedge issue (wedge, like cheese, get it?) BuT No PoLiTiCs 🤪

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 25/09/2026

did anyone else grow up getting told and believing that the guy from Owl City was literally mentally handicapped?

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 24/09/2026

Personally I am one to consider Both Sides, as each side will make a wonderful addition to the state lumber camp

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 23/09/2026

literally thought this was an old headline from years ago because he’s alive?? i thought he died from heart disease or something what

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ulafleshandblood @ulafleshandblood.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

T4Z Chapter 10 #indiecomic #furryart #horror

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 23/09/2026

whatdidopsayimblocked.jpg giving me whiplash tho thanks jazz uwu

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the most typical @jazzpomegranate.com · 22/09/2026

joseph goebbels was the biggest communist

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 22/09/2026

communism is when the state makes a tv channel

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 22/09/2026

god, please never change. your posts hit me like lead being swung around in a tube sock. absolutely beautiful.

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 17/09/2026

"get a load of this" [i slam my dick and balls into a car door; it is unclear what i was trying to do]

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 17/09/2026

Is it acceptable within bluesky policy to say “all moderation and trust and safety personel should be sent to concentration camps,” or do you only consider it acceptable when it’s said about trans women?

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nice handsome boy @edward86.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

the thing about blizzard is they still understand the most imprtant part of game development (making characters that people want to jack off to)

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 17/09/2026

another incredible aaron take where he goes “now imagine this” and ejects diarrhea from his mouth

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 15/09/2026

literally one of the top scummiest and misogynistic developers who will disappoint you every time. they cant keep getting away with this

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 15/09/2026

give me the shot or i will be biting many people

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 15/09/2026

yes i hate blizzard, yes i will give them money for WoW Forever, yes they have once again bamboozled me

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 15/09/2026

new pog slammer arrived where my pog heads at

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Thorn-CMC @mindcntrlmkovr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 13/09/2026

selling spaceweed to the frogs at high prices after getting them hooked

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 13/09/2026

my council says it would behoove me to provide neither confirmation nor denial

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 12/09/2026

i get apple tv for free because i knew steve jobs biblically and tim apple is afraid

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

You expect agnostics to care about vexatious litigation?

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 12/09/2026

you guys should follow belvedere and her handle is @wormwitch.bzky.team on hear she’s recruiting and that she’s doing something big

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 10/09/2026

she’s real and she chased my friend down in a 2007 white land rover

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 10/09/2026

Like, that language and sentiment is so insidious. “This is way bigger than basketball” He’s making a push to invalidate our healthcare, he doesn’t give a shit about women’s sports. This is all the rhetoric conservatives have been pushing for years, and libs will spread it with the same zeal.

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 10/09/2026

jaw dropping really, and he does it all with a straight face

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 10/09/2026

Good morning Everyone except for Charlie Kirk Because he will never wake again Please, Remember to Carry The Flame And Pop a Perky for Charlie Kirky 😔

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yoshimi red @yoshimired.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 10/09/2026

how much did Royce White study for this my god does he have an anime pfp repper alt account or something witty, but still a dick & literally using the line “you don’t have to take hormones to be trans” and “hormones are a danger to the trans community” and calling LGBT people child predators

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 10/09/2026

Alright i’m challenging myself to watch the Whatever podcast episode because i’m with the panel of trans women. Now I hate Whatever, I hate the host, I hate the audience… but also I hate everyone except 2 girls on this panel 😭 i wasn’t expecting this level of trans & religious discourse

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