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World's First Ghost

@worlds1stghost.bsky.social
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Freelance writer, 30+, Music nerd, Pinball wizard, The Big Alien Fan, #homestuck fan since 2010, DbD, Sonic, South Park, & more Sometimes I write explicit fics, so no minors pls CARRD: worlds1stghost.carrd.co Q&A: worlds1stghost.straw.page

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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sometimes I feel almost facile saying any of this,I think because I assume my audience already agrees, but it has not become any less true that ICE ought to be abolished, Palestine ought to be free, trans people ought to be fully recognized as their gender, and also that’s not a complete list either
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Zombaholic @zombaholic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Speaking of AI, if you want someone who really betrays artists yet supports both JK rowling and Epic Games no matter how often they say otherwise. Check out this user. They want to be supportive of artists but they won't actually take a stance. We know how that goes for centrists.
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max graves @maximumgraves.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
if someone says their favorite movie is into the spiderverse i have an incredibly low opinion of their taste, but if someone is like "right now i'm really into drawing gorgonzola from chowder with self harm scars" i think they're history's greatest genius
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Keeble T. Bird @keebletbird.neocities.org · 02/09/2026
not just themed on africa, mind you: themed on how a european colonialist on safari would ideally see africa: picturesque animals, doting staff of natives (in disney's case, meaning from subsaharan africa generally), red wines from south africa's stellenbosh region in the "african" themed eatery
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World's First Ghost @worlds1stghost.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The 5 Simpsons lines I've uttered most off the top of my head. 1. When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory!? 2. It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times 3. And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore? 4. Fiddle dee dee, that will require a tetanus shot 5. Wow, Linda Ronstadt!
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Kiahl: Fëanor's strongest defender @kiahl.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Listen yeah a couple of those are close enough to a Sonnenrad to prompt a double take but also THIS? Sigil of the breeding cumdump?
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World's First Ghost @worlds1stghost.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The Shining
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World's First Ghost @worlds1stghost.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Twitter post by "5 Characteristics of Neoimperialism"
@hermit_hwarang

american *sees something american happening americanly in america*: what are we a bunch of ASIANS?!?!???Twitter post by Coffee Lovers and Fans
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When I was in school, we read The Great Gatsby... Nowadays it seems to me, that these days in school, students in school these days are more concerned with where the great gyatts beTwitter post by sapphic white boy
@bog_chaser

38 y/o gf who still says "sweet summer child": they're debating whether PAWG is a slur and i just can't with the hellsite today

Me [heard "PAWG" and got so hard i got nauseous]: i think i hauve CovidTwitter post by Abby Denton
@mizabitha

I named my son Political Correctness, which came back to bite me when Political Correctness went mad, and came back to bite me. We couldn't do anything to stop him. It was political correctness gone mad.
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Emi⚡ @ordinaryemolga.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
found out mario rpg had this earlier design for geno
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Powerup Comics!!!!!! @powerupcomics.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Rapture: All right, fellas. You want manly? You want non-gay? What’s more heterosexual than admiring and obeying a man who’s strong and can kick your ass?

Tim: That is what heterosexuality is all about.
Corey: That’s so straight it reminds me of seeing my wife naked.

Rapture punches Tim.

Rapture kicks Corey in the balls.

Rapture stomps on Tim’s head.

Tim: Sir, you have bested us in combat, proving that you’re the alpha.
Corey: You have beaten us into becoming liberal or gay or whatever you’re trying to convince us to do.
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max graves @maximumgraves.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
"Could you please doodle Ellen from Edgar & Ellen?"
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
We’re dining like kings tonight, Link.
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Dungeons and Daddies @dungeonsanddads.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
book me daddy dot com Animation by Team Egg Troop (Omar Romalino, Chandler Candela, and Ryan Boyes) 🎨
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naveryw.bsky.social @naveryw.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Look what CGI took from us!!
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 04/07/2026
Happy 33rd day of Pride Month. To celebrate, here’s a video of Spongebob and Patrick I made
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Jesspooka Kant 🎃 @jessdkant.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The use of the word “eliminate” in this context should really freak out more than just those of us he’s seeking to remove, to be honest. This should be a red flag so big that it’s visible from space.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/05/2026
Respect For Friend Drops After Reading Book They Recommended
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Respect For Friend Drops After Reading Book They Recommended
EDMOND, OK—Saying she was now forced to totally reassess a person she had once held in the highest esteem, local woman Sara Vogler confirmed Monday that her respect for longtime friend Darci Strouse h...
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The Definitive Breast Reduction Modpack @lordofthekevins.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
For women in 2004 there are 3 men you can marry
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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I DO understand the frustration of having a rarepair, of seeing a ship and dynamic you think is SO GOOD and "why can't other people see it?" Some of my ships only have 2 fanfics & then 1 of them is MINE. But the "solution" is not to yell at ppl for not making other fanworks. A thread 🧵
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 06/05/2026
The fact that I thought furries would like these redesigns is perhaps the strongest proof that I'm not actually a furry
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Will Wiles @willwiles.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
(I make a "mouth" with the side of my hand and draw little eyes above it) Richard Dawkins: hmmmm (I put lipstick around the "mouth") Richard Dawkins, suavely: well hello
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Stephie 🏳️‍⚧️ @stephiesparda.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND done.
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 13/04/2026
Woah it’s 4/13, I sure do hope the official Homestuck team don’t do anything to make them look petty, vindictive and litigious today
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Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic-official.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
It’s a crime.
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Witchy Annie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @possmom.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
We gotta be meaner to everyone anti-porn
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 18/03/2026
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
anyone choosing this moment to be all "here's what you get with republicans: bombs in the middle east" needs to grow up rapidly, considering what the last dem admin did in gaza & their current support for trump's actions right now. this is what you get with (wholly bipartisan) american imperialism
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Bizarro∙Ren @blockmind.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
This is still the funniest take I’ve ever been main-character-of-the-day dogpiled over because it’s extremely reasonable in polite society to NOT screen whether or not people can interact with you based on demanding to know their pornhub history
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🍊Cytric Acid 🍋 5/10 September Slots @cytricacid.art · 14/02/2026
i don't talk about homestuck much but the way new fans have mythologized hussie and completely rewritten how the series was made makes me so fucking mad. i don't say this lightly but unless you were there you do not have enough context to understand why we hate hussie so much
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
pike in tos, admiral jameson in tng, melora in ds9, emory erickson in enterprise fake fans fake fans
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/02/2026
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Skin of Omission
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Skin of Omission
Cartoons Skin of Omission Published: February 13, 2026 Share Share on Facebook Share on X Share on Bluesky Share on LinkedIn Share on SMS Email this Page Wendy Tomalin and Lee Epsley Continued on next page Cartoons Dr. Didlittle Cartoons Inhuman Resourc...
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World's First Ghost @worlds1stghost.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
In light of the new Death Battle announcement, I fully expect this to be the outcome
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World's First Ghost @worlds1stghost.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Doug TenNapel is a right wing shitheel, but The Neverhood is one of the best point-and-clicks I've ever played Leslie Fish was a deranged transphobe who also pioneered the filk genre and Star Trek slash fiction Regina Spektor is a zionist with the voice of an angel Bad people can create good art
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World's First Ghost @worlds1stghost.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
New 🔞 fic! Terezi and Aradia do some post-FLARP roleplay and Aradia comes out of it with a red bottom. Why aren't these two a more popular pairing, I wonder #homesmut #ararezi #aradiamegido #terezipyrope archiveofourown.org/works/78826066
Her New Favorite Color by Worlds_First_Ghost

Rating: Explicit

No Archive Warnings Apply

Category: F/F

Fandom: Homestuck

Relationships: Aradia Megido/Terezi Pyrope

Characters: Aradia Megido, Terezi Pyrope

Additional Tags: Roleplay, Sexual Roleplay, Spanking, Caning, FLARP, Rope Bondage, Pre-Sgrub (Homestuck), Dom Terezi Pyrope, Sub Aradia Megido, Femdom, Cunnilingus, Come Eating, Orgasm, Squirting and Vaginal Ejaculation, Sadism, Masochism

Summary: Terezi takes the lead during a post-FLARP roleplay session, pushing boundaries that Aradia seemingly has no interest in upholding.
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World's First Ghost @worlds1stghost.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Ghost coded characters
Craig Tucker from South ParkDr. David Bruce Banner from The Incredible Hulk (1977-82)Kevin Dolenz from St. Elmo's Fire (1985)Jane Lane from Daria
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naveryw.bsky.social @naveryw.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Fraggle Rock Funny Moments
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Zach, of all people. @cryingprincess.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
this is it, really, in a nutshell. the department of education gone in a poof but the murder store we opened in 2003 needs another trillion dollars, as a treat
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SaraAAAGHH A GHOST!!! Ford 🐍🎨👻 @angeloslh.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
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World's First Ghost @worlds1stghost.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
This bugbear about straight women (or in OP's words, "females") encroaching on queer spaces is nothing I haven't seen before. What's incredible is that even when multiple holes are punched into this fake ass story, the OP is still doubling down on it! He can't even provide the name of the damn bar!
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Alien has a deliberate pace: there’s time to introduce the entire scifi world and explain how the crew travels long distances, it shows everyone’s respective job on the ship and how they go about work and interact, it has long leisurely shots, and then the Alien shit happens and it’s still two hours
Alien › Running time
1h 57m
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Great post about generative AI. Happy Holidays. Don't say I never gave you anything. anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
I do understand: you want permission. There’s a machine in the corner wrapped in human skin that makes things out of shit and blood to look like whatever you want (as long as you don’t look too closely). You gave one to your teacher and they didn’t notice. Your boss told you to use it after they laid off half the team and it was fine. You fed one to your kids and they liked it. You want to know you can use it sometimes without me thinking less of you. You don’t need me to believe it’s useful, you just want me to be polite about it.
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 26/12/2025
I want a game that uses Disco Elysium's same insanely well crafted narrative system and wonderful writing... ...but it's about a young witch trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbour's cat in a small village in the Alps.
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 26/12/2025
Finally trying out this game since it’s free today What I love so far: 💬 Vast possibility space due to genius feat of design. ✒️ Writing is incredible! What I don't like: 🙄 Do we really need another grimy detective story? 👨 I'm playing as a generic middle aged white man again, urgh.
Epic game store page for Disco Elysium - The Final Cut
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🦎Galileo🍉 @galileogb.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
ppl come to bsky and be like "gee it sure is boring around here!" my boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for.
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naveryw.bsky.social @naveryw.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
YESSSSS, this is the stuff!!! (An excerpt from Sanrio's 'Nutcracker Fantasy', 1979)
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Berensreverie @berensreverie.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
what do they gain from this
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 08/12/2025
New tech always gets sold with the vision of George Jetson getting paid to press a button and then slack off at work, but the reality is that George still has to do the same amount of work as ever, but Mr. Sprocket makes more money.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Bugs Bunny dresses up as a Goth Girl with thick mascara, black tank top, ankh necklace, mesh sleeves. She says "eh... time to evade murder by using gender tricks, Doc." She goes up to Elmer Fudd, who says "wow, you are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen." Elmer then sheepishly asks "so... how big is it?" Bugs' ears go down and she looks horrified.
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