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🔞 NSFW // 21+ // multiship! // Minors DNI // 💫No hate zone💫 SALS = Ship & Let Ship DL;DR = Don't Like; Don't Read I will block my squicks #MyArt #Winterbaron #Obikin #WaltJesse On AO3/Tumblr w same name All characters are 18+ and told me they consented

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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 13/03/2024
#winterbaron Gwen Poole is tossed into the MCU! When everyone's (second) favorite Marvel fourth wall breaker is shoved into a winterbaron fanfiction, will she figure it out? And most importantly, will she read the tags and ratings and narrate it for us? archiveofourown.org/works/54412804
Fanart in the style of a Gwenpool comic
Title "GWENPOOL" and there's the word "winterbaron" spelled out in the shape of a samurai sword 
The background is a blurred out image of an AO3 page
Gwenpool is a girl in a white and pink superhero outfit, and she's holding the heads of Bucky Barnes and Baron Zemo together as if to force them to kiss.
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Angri Bundel @anibundel.com · 01/10/2026
Please accept this perfect photo of Maxx who believes himself invisible as my contribution towards your mental health for the day. Also, take a break, drink some water, and double check that curtain isn’t see-thru.
Maxx hiding behind a sheer gold curtain.
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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
📢 If you use a cutesy spelling or letters replaced with emojis or numbers to tag the Trigger Warnings on here, people’s Mute list won’t work! 📢 If you are tagging for triggers/squicks please just use the actual words!
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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Random person: Hey guys, u just wanted u to know that sex isn’t [This Way] like in fanfics, it’s actually always only ever [That Other Way]. It’s ok if ur a virgin and don’t know, but I want u to understand, hope this helps Me, who has had IRL sex [This Way] just like the fics:
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Gillian Anderson as Dana Scully: Eye Roll
Alt: Gillian Anderson as Dana Scully: Eye Roll
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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When you're in a fandom group chat and you think it's cool so u start sprinkling in the tropes u like but unfortunately everyone is not getting rlly cool about everything rlly quickly it feels like this
Meme based on the “Hat Man” meme but the words have been changed to read

Person 1 (purple): you ever get so horny you start reading anything

Person 2 (Green): Me after I stay up til 4am and start reading age gap enemies-to-lovers piss kink

Person 1 (purple): THE WHAT

Person 2 (Green): Oh this not a safe space suddenly
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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ngl I like what I like, but I can't force myself to stream stuff I don't care for just to "boost the numbers to support the creators" or "show the media we want more stuff like this" Like I won't sit through something I have no interest in just "because queer" or "because actor"
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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Now that's a size difference!!!! Ned (Lee Pace) is 6'4", Olive (Kristin Chenoweth) is 4'10" (She's also 9 years older than him haha)
A scene from Pushing Daisies
Ned (played by Lee Pace), a tall white man, stands awkwardly in a flowered room, with his hands in his pockets. Standing on a table in front of him is Olive (played by Kristin Chenoweth). She is a short blonde woman, who is slightly taller than him because she's standing on the table, but her feet are pretty much at his knees level. She has her hands behind her back and grins at him.
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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My hottest take is I think humans are just predisposed to tribalism and having “an acceptable target to be mean to” whether that’s just sassy harmless snark or full on criminal harassment I think we’re all guilty of it tbh
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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Really wish games would stop putting the "join our discord" button in the main menu and other easy to hit places I will never ever want to join the official fucking discord, please just put that button in a not as annoying place!!!!
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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I really loved "Smoking Behind the Supermarket With You" So did my husband, which is rare for a slice-of-life romance anime! It was almost everything I love in fictional romance Age gap, mistaken identity, slow burn
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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you haven't seen the German OP for Sailor Moon, you're missing out
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Sailor Moon - Sag das Zauberwort - Opening Intro (Deutsch/German) HQ
YouTube video by AlmostTheBestVideos
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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
locked out of discord servers? Friends locked out? if youre a US citizen, you should yell at your representatives re: AV laws
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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"blind box figures" IM SORRY DO U MEAN GAMBLING FOR CHILDREN
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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Here's the code to add a little "This Work Was Removed" so they don't just go poof and make you confused (You can write ANYTHING as a warning, & even color code it!) archiveofourown.org/works/412146...
Screenshot of AO3

Many boxes contain the words "Work blurb removed for containing a muted tag"
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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
A relatively unknown feature of AO3 site skins is that it gives you the ability to not just block tags, but PERMABLOCK tags! There is a tutorial here Never have to add a specific squicky tag to your Exclusion Filters ever again! archiveofourown.org/works/41214669
archiveofourown.org
Permablocking Specific Tags - Site Skin - Chapter 1 - Eli0t - Fandom - Fandom [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Is tag blocking a little too heavy handed for you? Still want to be able to look at the tags, and judge the fic on a case by case basis before you click? Someone made a spreadsheet that creates the AO3 CSS for you, and all you have to do is fill out the boxes! highlight-ao3-tags.tumblr.com
AO3 tags but they are color coded

Major Character Death, No Archive Warnings Apply, ever wanted to, Look at the Tags, of a work, and not have to read them, to know vaguely if they were, tags that you like, tags you avoid, tags you would never touch, Or Anything Else, maybe just some fun things, like adding some, Agender Character, Aromantic, Asexual Character, Bigender Character, Bisexuality, Demisexuality, gay man, Genderfluid Character, Genderqueer, Lesbian Character, Nonbinary Character Pansexual Character, Polysexual Character, Trans Character, cool flags?, OR maybe you have a tag you never want to even read, and have it just be black,
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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Walter White and Jesse Pinkman have a homoerotic bond." I say into the mic. The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks, and commands silence from the room. "She’s right." I look for the owner of the voice. There, in the 3rd row, stands Vince Gilligan.
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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I generally just have to ignore ppl arguing about "chemistry" Like "that ship has NO chemistry, as opposed to this one, which does" because it's such an ephemeral non-quantifiable thing, & ppl use it very arbitrarily I find
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JD Writes @actualadultjd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A repost of a Substack today discussing boundaries in fandom! Since that still seems like it’s a very difficult thing for people to understand.
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Repost: Boundaries in Fandom
This is a repost of a Substack post I published 9/5/2022. You ever have someone who just stands too close to you? Like they’re just uniquely oblivious to the fact that you have a bubble and they’re s...
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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“Fiction will make you think doing bad things is okay” Meanwhile I feel guilty when the video game requires me to take a chest that’s in a video game characters house
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doctor junko lover (danny) @danmeichael.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
honestly the eroticism of the cloaca/slit/sheath is underrated. getting shy because they're turned on enough that their dick is poking out a little and leaking...
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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Me and my husband have a problematic temperature gap When I’m comfortable, he’s too warm When he’s comfortable, I’m too cold
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Found Ben in the 1993 personal ads.
Screenshot of a newspaper ad reading: "Nasty perverted grandpa/master always  looking for son/grandson slaves who relish painful servitude"
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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
oh my god someone rlly cool had their friend use one of my fic chapters as voice acting practice and i listened to it and i'm not sure i've ever felt this feeling of supreme joy and exhilaration before omg had me kicking my feet it's like an audiobook but my fic aaaaaaaa AAAAAA
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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
TIL that there's a variant of mystery called "howcatchem" (as opposed to "whodunnit") where you know in advance who did it, but the plot is how they actually catch the culprit
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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Re: Romance novel classification discussion Something a lot of people don't realise is the genre "Romance" (like... not the concept, but the GENRE of Capital R "Romance" in publishing) actually requires a HEA (Happy ever after) or HFN (Happy for now) ending
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shellytheleo @shellytheleo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
#stucky #marvelrivals
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moontashpena @moontashpena.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
#stucky
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Kaciart @kaciart.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
#stucky
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reapersun @reapersun.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
My old skinny!Steve #stucky 🌼
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Christopher Helton @dorkland.itch.io · 15/08/2026
Let people read romance fiction!
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North East romance bookshop The Sinful Spine opens
The North East's first romance-only bookshop shows the demand for the genre is surging. But why?
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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Its always amusing when i see ppl using the ship name & then going "but like in a platonic not shipping it way" Then just use the characters names separately? Or use their initials with an "&" between it or something If you use the ROMANTIC SHIP NAME u will see SHIP STUFF
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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
When ppl get upset about fictional things
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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
When you like a ship, but you definitely don't like it in the same way 99% of the other shippers like it
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Disney Princess Ariel's Embarrassed Smile
Alt: Disney Princess Ariel gives a cringing embarrassed smile
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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Finding out Bryan Cranston was on a show called "Crisis Counselor" in 1982 where he plays "a man who is hiding an important secret from his pregnant wife" and then the reveal is that he's bisexual and they even SAY the word bisexual AMAZING I'm already spinning #WaltJesse #Heisenbitch AUs from this
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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
When ppl get upset about fictional things
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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
when i walk into the break room at work and someone's already in there
An image of the actor Daniel Brühl showing up for a photo op. He's wearing a button up shirt, with a sweater over top, with cuffed up sleeves, and jeans.
He looks sort of awkward, with his eyes really wide, and his mouth sort of flattening out as he sucks his lips in.
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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Zemo my little meow meow
The Sabrina Carpenter biting her finger and leaning up against Pedro Pascal from SNL image, but Pedro Pascal has been replaced with Helmut Zemo from the MCU as played by Daniel Bruhl
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Diana Soreil @silencedrowns.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I hate to be Captain Buzzkill again but I saw a cosplay video with a ton of views using “uv clay” bare handed so here is your reminder that UV clay is a form of gel polish, requires a ton of PPE, and misuse/bare handed use could worst case leave you allergic to your teeth and bones! UV CLAY IS SCARY
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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I saw a bunch of pearlclutchers getting upset at this enemies to lovers trilogy by Brea Lamb, and it actually sounded really good so I bought the first two books
Above by Brea Lamb
Darkness Reigns: Book 1

A dark skinned woman with freckles, brown eyes and wavy black hair wears a  hood. She stares stoically right at the viewer and holds up a silver patterned mask with one tattooed hand.Everything that ever was and ever will be, came from the stars.
On Dajahim, magic is awarded to those who earn it- who entertain and please the stars. Nova Tershetta was lucky enhough to have her prayers answered. and she is now the first person in her known blood-line to possess magic. But all things come with a cost. While Nova now has centuries of life ahead of her as a magic-wielding shaytan, the family of non-magical eadi she treasures more than anything does not.
After spending years researching a way to extend their lives. she is ready to take a different step: Elite Academy, which will afford her shadow magic and a chance at a better life for them all. But the elite forces consist of purists who would rather see of eadi like Nova die than so much as exist in a moment of peace or prosperity:
Can she survive long enough to complete academy and find a way to extend her family's lives? Or will she, like so many of eadi before her, find that Dajahim is not a safe place for those who don't fit the mold the purists have crafted?
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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Watching The Boys has reminded me of this Eric Kripke interview where even he knows that he accidentally writes homoerotic brotherly relationships into all his stuff
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🩷Unity - Carmilla’s Cariña🩷🔞 @unityfyne.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I see you out there 🫵 /pos
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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Got my "how to draw marvel comics" books!!! I'm excited to get better at the style
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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What if one day one of the reylo/zutara/dramione fic turned book/movies gets rlly big & then a large group ships ANOTHER PAIR & they start writing fic about that then THAT gets a book Like has that happened? WILL IT? It amuses me to think about the process of human inspiration
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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
For more history on the ORIGINAL trope that "Dead Dove: Do Not Eat" sprung from, check out this “Hydra Trash Party" blog. It came first, and was MCU specific, so DD:DNE was created later on, as a term for fics in that style in ANY fandom whatisthehydratrashparty.tumblr.com
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What is the HYDRA Trash Party?
!TRIGGER WARNINGS! for frank discussions of subjects including sexual assault, abuse, and suicide in the context of darkfic or dark themes in fanfiction.
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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
This was coined in 2015, and the source as a fandom tag is STILL THERE to look at for the actual definition. It's all still online! www.tumblr.com/mostlyvalid/...
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A proposal
Sometimes, in fandom, we just want to write id-tastic fic that rolls around in tropes that might be viewed as problematic. But we don’t want to address the problematic side of things in this particul…
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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Re: “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” I always just use the original definition as coined by the creator, mostlyvalid on Tumblr, as the all fandom alternative to “HYDRA Trash Party”. ie. There will be no subversion or condemnation of the things tagged, proceed with caution
The "Dead Dove: Do Not Eat" tag would essentially be a "what it says on the tin" metatag, indicating "you see the tropes and concepts tagged here? they are going to appear in this fic. exactly as said. there will not necessarily be any subversion, authorial commentary condemning problematic aspects, or meditation on potential harm. this fic contains dead dove. if you proceed, you should expect to encounter it."
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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I just want to make sure everyone gives the series MODOK a chance It's a fun little stop motion marvel comedy show I GENUINELY REALLY LOVED IT
youtube.com
Marvel's M.O.D.O.K. - Trailer (Official) | Hulu
YouTube video by Hulu
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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm always gonna be sad we never got a Cosbaby Zemo figure :(
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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A fake page from a Thunderbolts comic where Zemo uses the mind control over Captain America for Other Less Comic Code Approved Purposes
A fake page from a Thunderbolts comic.
Zemo and Steve face eachother.

Panel narrator Box:
CAPTAIN AMERICA IS UNDER THE THRALL OF ZEMO, HIS MIND BUT A PUPPET TO ZEMO'S "BIOLOGICAL MODEM". ZEMO GLOATS, AS HE PONDERS THE BEST DEMISE FOR HIS LONG TIME NEMESIS -- 

Zemo: 
YOU’RE UNDER MY MIND CONTROL NOW, CAPTAIN ROGERS. TO THINK, YOU'D FALL SO EASILY. SO WEAK MINDED. INFERIOR. YOU'D DO ANYTHING FOR ME, WOULDN'T YOU? ANYTHING AT ALL.
BUT -- 

PANEL 2 (closeup of Zemo)

Narrator: ZEMO PAUSES, AS AN IDEA OCCURS.

Zemo: WHY KILL YOU? 

PANEL 3 (facing eachother)

PERHAPS YOU WANT NOTHING MORE THAN TO PLEASE ME.
IS THAT RIGHT?

Steve:
YES. 

PANEL 4:
Zemo: SO -- PLEASE ME. 

PANEL 5:
(Steve kneels offscreen while Zemo looks down)

PANEL 6:

(Zemo undoing his pants as steve kneels before him. Zemo puts his hand on the back of Captain America's head. Captain America leans forward, tongue out, to lick .... a stamp of the CCA saying "Banned by the Comics Code Authority)
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