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Jonathan should be out riding his bike @workthecycle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Technically the old Basketball Jones “Gimme some raptor news” drop works here.
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Jonathan should be out riding his bike @workthecycle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I live in California but it did snow once at the top of the hill near my house
Orange bike in snow at Russian Rige OSPBike on a trail through the snow Orange bike laying in a small snowbank
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Jonathan should be out riding his bike @workthecycle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Autodidactistocrats!
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Mr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 25/09/2026
👋 Fellow white people: does anyone else love the way “nigga” rolls off the tongue, or is it just me?
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Jonathan should be out riding his bike @workthecycle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I could fix her.
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Jonathan should be out riding his bike @workthecycle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s funny I don’t think of myself as a “gamer” but whittling this to only 9 was very difficult. I forgot Skyrim!
Nine video game titles I have spent too much of my one precious life on.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Krinkles

Someone pointed out that "oh my god, becky, look at her butt" passes the bechdel test and I haven't stopped laughing for a week
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Jonathan should be out riding his bike @workthecycle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You guys I am being so brave today (went to work despite getting double vaxxed yesterday)
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's too depressing and obnoxious to write about, but virtually all of the doomy/horny AI hyperventilating is transparently displaced anxiety about our fucked climate and political situation. Even rich idiots know it's bad and being permitted to get worse. They're trying to write their own ending.
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Jonathan should be out riding his bike @workthecycle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Re-upping because I am extremely proud of this joke
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Jonathan should be out riding his bike @workthecycle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I just listened to this yesterday. This rules.
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WhinterQueen @whinterqueen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
WAIT! teenage dirtbag was inspired by a satanic panic killing?!
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The Story of 'Teenage Dirtbag' by Wheatus
For many, “Teenage Dirtbag” by Wheatus captures the quintessential American high school experience. But for the song’s writer Brendan Brown, “Teenage Dirtbag” represents a fantasy adolesence that he w...
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Jonathan should be out riding his bike @workthecycle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
RETVRN
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Jonathan should be out riding his bike @workthecycle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This would have landed better if he hadn’t couched it so awkwardly
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/09/2026
huh, this piece nailed the AI bros like a decade ago
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Jonathan should be out riding his bike @workthecycle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Did my first actual real non underground legit CX race today 14/27 Men’s C 35+ that was so much fun.
People remounting their bikes after a barrier at a cyclocross race. A photo of the author on his bike at a CX race in profile I approach the start/finish line of the cyclocross race
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Madeleine Bonsma-Fisher, PhD @mbonsma.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In a massive dataset of over 10,000 cities around the world, the strongest association with distance travelled by cycling was not climate, topography, or even infrastructure - it was *gasoline prices* doi.org/10.1073/pnas...
Figure 3 from "Global health and climate benefits from walking and cycling infrastructure" by Adam Millard-Balla, Monisha Reginalda, Yasmina Yusufa, and Christopher Bian. The figure shows factors associated with distance travelled by cycling and walking, arranged in order of effect size. For cycling, the largest effects are gasoline prices, GDP per capita, rail service, steep terrain (negative effect), minimum temperature (negative effect), population density, and bicycle lanes. For walking, the largest effects are population density, gasoline prices, bicycle lanes, and maximum temp (negative effect).

Fig. 3 Caption: Factors influencing active travel. Each coefficient represents the impact of a one-SD change in each variable on the share of kilometers traveled by cycling (A) and walking (B). For each city-level variable such as density, the model estimates a separate coefficient for each country. The shaded area shows the distribution of country-level coefficients; for density, for example, the effect on walking ranges from about zero to ~0.11, excluding one outlier. For country-level variables such as gasoline prices, there is only a single coefficient. Variables are ordered by the size of their absolute effect in the median country—density and gasoline prices have the greatest impact on walking and gasoline prices and income (GDP per capita) on cycling. The minimum temperature variable shows the marginal effect of both the linear and squared terms.One might expect climate to have a major impact on active travel, and many studies highlight the impact of weather on daily and seasonal travel decisions (9, 25). However, in our model, there is a negligible association between precipitation and the mode shares of walking and cycling. Hotter temperatures decrease walking but have no effect on travel by bicycle. Colder temperatures only reduce walking and cycling in colder climates (SI Appendix for further Discussion). At the national level, gasoline price has the largest association with the share of travel by active modes. A one-SD increase in the price per liter (equivalent to US $0.40) is associated with a ~1.0 percentage point increase in walking and a ~0.5 percentage point increase in cycling—notable given that the mode share of cycling across the entire dataset is just ~0.9%. These findings echo a large volume of research that shows how vehicle travel declines in line with rising fuel prices (26). Gasoline prices also have an indirect effect in promoting denser, mixed-use development (27).
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Jonathan should be out riding his bike @workthecycle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Did my first actual real non underground legit CX race today 14/27 Men’s C 35+ that was so much fun.
People remounting their bikes after a barrier at a cyclocross race. A photo of the author on his bike at a CX race in profile I approach the start/finish line of the cyclocross race
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Emily Atkin @emorwee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A few weekends ago I went to Miami and attended 9 open houses in extremely high-risk flood areas to see what agents are telling prospective buyers about them. Here is my journey
heated.world
The open houses at the edge of disaster
What are buyers being told about climate risk in Miami? I posed as one to find out.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Velvety @velvety.northsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me when I invite my friends to go on a bike ride (ran as fast as I could to my pc to make this image when I saw the thumbnail align like this)
A heavily cropped comedic image from the thumbnail of Ed Zitron's interview with ABC News Live on the 18th of September 2026. The upper half of the image is a close-up of Ed's grin, and the bottom half of the image is a crop from the broadcast headline "IS A.I. ALARMISM PART OF A TECH HYPE CYCLE?", but only the word "CYCLE?" is shown.
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Jonathan should be out riding his bike @workthecycle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If your Bluesky mod is in line for slutcon, STAY IN LINE for slutcon
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Stevil Kinevil @stevilkinevil.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You’ve been tricked into thinking you need to drive to your bike ride.
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Jonathan should be out riding his bike @workthecycle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The secret fifth stagioni
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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Jonathan should be out riding his bike @workthecycle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is a worse take than the time he tried to claim Steve Nash as the PG of an all-Nigerian team.
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
great art articulates eternal truths
script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read

ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
   [They do not log off]

                                  CURTAIN
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Jonathan should be out riding his bike @workthecycle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wrong answers only: Time your commute during critical mass Get your bike legally registered as an emergency vehicle 50mph “ebike” motor “Armed cyclist 🔫” jersey Just get a car, dummy For real tho good luck this sucks.
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Jonathan should be out riding his bike @workthecycle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Going to assume this bike is for them
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The Wolfpack from The Hangover
Alt: The Wolfpack from The Hangover
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
don't worry, kid. you can finish in aella.
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juli @julierthanyou.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'll never forget the time a guy screeched past me with no space screaming, only to end up at the next light together. I said "what the fuck was that?" He said "You're in my way! I'm just trying to get to work!" & I said "I'm going to work too, man" & he ran the light out of embarrassment
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Jonathan should be out riding his bike @workthecycle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Dozens of us
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Jonathan should be out riding his bike @workthecycle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The aristocrats!
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Sharon Z @sharonz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The last three weekends I’ve been canvassing in Dublin, CA. Not for candidates, but to let people know that DHS/ICE are eyeing a former women’s prison to turn into an ICE detention center.
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Patrick Fenelon @patrickfenelon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Will AI result in the boys coming back to town?
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Is everyone ready to be normal about this yet? Because it’s awesome.
Cruisin’ USA
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Jonathan should be out riding his bike @workthecycle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Not beating the coastal elite allegations
A map showing my dialect is most like California
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Tuta @tuta.com · 31/08/2026
If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this. Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how. Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:
Image of Sundar Pichai and the Gmail logo
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Jonathan should be out riding his bike @workthecycle.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Admit that cars are the problem challenge: impossible.
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Dave Infante @dinfontay.com · 31/08/2026
100mg THC tallboy got me catatonic, call that the Snore Loko
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Jonathan should be out riding his bike @workthecycle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Roads in Santa Clara and surrounding counties that are part of the National Highway System: Page Mill/Oregon, Foothill, Sand Hill, Woodside/84/La Honda, Hwy 1, 9, 35 (Skyline), 92, El Camino, the Dumbarton Bridge, Central Expressway, San Antonio, Fremont, Homestead, Steven’s Creek, Prospect…
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Jonathan should be out riding his bike @workthecycle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If you owe the bank $1,000,000, you have a problem. If you owe the bank $1,200,000,000, the bank has a problem
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Jonathan should be out riding his bike @workthecycle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Read this
These are all beliefs that I still hold, but that I have had to put in the back of my head. The practicalities of maintaining the life I wanted overcame my
convictions. There has been no reconciliation. I drive the same way the Road Runner runs off a cliff. When I drive I have only ever been a driver; | set aside my pedestrian past. I have always been at war with Eastasia. I am not aggressive with pedestrians—| like to think of myself as a benevolent driver.
But my benevolence has nothing to do with seeing myself in them. It is sheer noblesse oblige.
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Jonathan should be out riding his bike @workthecycle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
So glad I give these good people my money
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Sometimes I bike without a helmet.
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Jonathan should be out riding his bike @workthecycle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’ve been too busy with life to be on here much but fortunately my correct opinions stay ahead of the discourse
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Jonathan should be out riding his bike @workthecycle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Wanna see a dead body?
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Jonathan should be out riding his bike @workthecycle.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Like the mayor, I also mostly wear helmets to get people to stop yelling at me about helmets.
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