Jonathan should be out riding his bike @workthecycle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Technically the old Basketball Jones “Gimme some raptor news” drop works here. 000
Jonathan should be out riding his bike @workthecycle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I live in California but it did snow once at the top of the hill near my house 030
Jonathan should be out riding his bike @workthecycle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The Autodidactistocrats! 010
Reposted by Jonathan should be out riding his bikeMr. Cardio @ticketmasterceo.com · 25/09/2026👋 Fellow white people: does anyone else love the way “nigga” rolls off the tongue, or is it just me? 041
Jonathan should be out riding his bike @workthecycle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It’s funny I don’t think of myself as a “gamer” but whittling this to only 9 was very difficult. I forgot Skyrim! 100
Reposted by Jonathan should be out riding his bikeMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/02/2026 132250
Jonathan should be out riding his bike @workthecycle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026You guys I am being so brave today (went to work despite getting double vaxxed yesterday) 000
Reposted by Jonathan should be out riding his bikeDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It's too depressing and obnoxious to write about, but virtually all of the doomy/horny AI hyperventilating is transparently displaced anxiety about our fucked climate and political situation. Even rich idiots know it's bad and being permitted to get worse. They're trying to write their own ending. 8460481062
Jonathan should be out riding his bike @workthecycle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Re-upping because I am extremely proud of this joke 010
Jonathan should be out riding his bike @workthecycle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I just listened to this yesterday. This rules. 020
Reposted by Jonathan should be out riding his bikeWhinterQueen @whinterqueen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026WAIT! teenage dirtbag was inspired by a satanic panic killing?!archive.orgThe Story of 'Teenage Dirtbag' by WheatusFor many, “Teenage Dirtbag” by Wheatus captures the quintessential American high school experience. But for the song’s writer Brendan Brown, “Teenage Dirtbag” represents a fantasy adolesence that he w... 254
Jonathan should be out riding his bike @workthecycle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This would have landed better if he hadn’t couched it so awkwardly 010
Reposted by Jonathan should be out riding his bikejamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/09/2026huh, this piece nailed the AI bros like a decade ago 511772282
Reposted by Jonathan should be out riding his bikeJonathan should be out riding his bike @workthecycle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Did my first actual real non underground legit CX race today 14/27 Men’s C 35+ that was so much fun. 041
Reposted by Jonathan should be out riding his bikeNathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026 2874911583
Reposted by Jonathan should be out riding his bikeMadeleine Bonsma-Fisher, PhD @mbonsma.bsky.social · 20/09/2026In a massive dataset of over 10,000 cities around the world, the strongest association with distance travelled by cycling was not climate, topography, or even infrastructure - it was *gasoline prices* doi.org/10.1073/pnas... 824165
Jonathan should be out riding his bike @workthecycle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Did my first actual real non underground legit CX race today 14/27 Men’s C 35+ that was so much fun. 041
Reposted by Jonathan should be out riding his bikeEmily Atkin @emorwee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026A few weekends ago I went to Miami and attended 9 open houses in extremely high-risk flood areas to see what agents are telling prospective buyers about them. Here is my journeyheated.worldThe open houses at the edge of disasterWhat are buyers being told about climate risk in Miami? I posed as one to find out. 421278403
Reposted by Jonathan should be out riding his bikeStephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026mmygod 1207406618
Reposted by Jonathan should be out riding his bikeVelvety @velvety.northsky.social · 18/09/2026Me when I invite my friends to go on a bike ride (ran as fast as I could to my pc to make this image when I saw the thumbnail align like this) 226719
Jonathan should be out riding his bike @workthecycle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If your Bluesky mod is in line for slutcon, STAY IN LINE for slutcon 000
Reposted by Jonathan should be out riding his bikeStevil Kinevil @stevilkinevil.bsky.social · 18/09/2026You’ve been tricked into thinking you need to drive to your bike ride. 118817
Jonathan should be out riding his bike @workthecycle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The secret fifth stagioni 010
Reposted by Jonathan should be out riding his bikeStarfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots. 15786372551
Jonathan should be out riding his bike @workthecycle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This is a worse take than the time he tried to claim Steve Nash as the PG of an all-Nigerian team. 000
Reposted by Jonathan should be out riding his bikeCatbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026great art articulates eternal truths 1048491482
Jonathan should be out riding his bike @workthecycle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Wrong answers only: Time your commute during critical mass Get your bike legally registered as an emergency vehicle 50mph “ebike” motor “Armed cyclist 🔫” jersey Just get a car, dummy For real tho good luck this sucks. 021
Jonathan should be out riding his bike @workthecycle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Going to assume this bike is for themstatic.klipy.comThe Wolfpack from The HangoverAlt: The Wolfpack from The Hangover 021
Reposted by Jonathan should be out riding his bikeSen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026don't worry, kid. you can finish in aella. 151056
Reposted by Jonathan should be out riding his bikejuli @julierthanyou.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I'll never forget the time a guy screeched past me with no space screaming, only to end up at the next light together. I said "what the fuck was that?" He said "You're in my way! I'm just trying to get to work!" & I said "I'm going to work too, man" & he ran the light out of embarrassment 01629
Reposted by Jonathan should be out riding his bikeSharon Z @sharonz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The last three weekends I’ve been canvassing in Dublin, CA. Not for candidates, but to let people know that DHS/ICE are eyeing a former women’s prison to turn into an ICE detention center. 11911
Reposted by Jonathan should be out riding his bikePatrick Fenelon @patrickfenelon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Will AI result in the boys coming back to town? 272
Reposted by Jonathan should be out riding his bikeNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Is everyone ready to be normal about this yet? Because it’s awesome. 1950718
Jonathan should be out riding his bike @workthecycle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Not beating the coastal elite allegations 000
Reposted by Jonathan should be out riding his bikeTuta @tuta.com · 31/08/2026If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this. Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how. Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places: 1511464010103
Jonathan should be out riding his bike @workthecycle.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Admit that cars are the problem challenge: impossible. 010
Reposted by Jonathan should be out riding his bikeDave Infante @dinfontay.com · 31/08/2026100mg THC tallboy got me catatonic, call that the Snore Loko 510811
Jonathan should be out riding his bike @workthecycle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Roads in Santa Clara and surrounding counties that are part of the National Highway System: Page Mill/Oregon, Foothill, Sand Hill, Woodside/84/La Honda, Hwy 1, 9, 35 (Skyline), 92, El Camino, the Dumbarton Bridge, Central Expressway, San Antonio, Fremont, Homestead, Steven’s Creek, Prospect… 001
Jonathan should be out riding his bike @workthecycle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026If you owe the bank $1,000,000, you have a problem. If you owe the bank $1,200,000,000, the bank has a problem 000
Jonathan should be out riding his bike @workthecycle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026So glad I give these good people my money 000
Reposted by Jonathan should be out riding his bikeDavid Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Sometimes I bike without a helmet. 12922
Jonathan should be out riding his bike @workthecycle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I’ve been too busy with life to be on here much but fortunately my correct opinions stay ahead of the discourse 000
Jonathan should be out riding his bike @workthecycle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Wanna see a dead body? 000
Jonathan should be out riding his bike @workthecycle.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Like the mayor, I also mostly wear helmets to get people to stop yelling at me about helmets. 020
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ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
[They do not log off]
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