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WorkNowitzki @worknowitzki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Facebook marketplace is incredible.
Custom boat decals. And their example boat is the “boobie bouncer.”
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
conor friedersdorf is the susan collins of ross douthats.
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WorkNowitzki @worknowitzki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is the left’s version of fixing the budget by cutting foreign aid.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wait... WHAT???
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WorkNowitzki @worknowitzki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Greatest four yard reception I have ever seen.
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WorkNowitzki @worknowitzki.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He was back in 2 plays later. Which kind of tells you everything you need to know about the level of accountability this staff demands.
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WorkNowitzki @worknowitzki.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So College Gameday is now just a lobbying platform? Thought McAfee was a low point. Turns out they still had room.
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WorkNowitzki @worknowitzki.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is what makes all the tactical moderation/triangulation stuff so obviously a fool's errand. Most voters are not consuming party policies that way. They are broad strokes generally defined by the other party.
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 24/09/2026
I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooooooooooooooooong Hijab inspired secular accessorization
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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It's remarkable how many times i've seen a Professional Take Haver on the internet go insane as a result of online criticism that starts off unreasonable but becomes increasingly more reasonable as it makes them lose their mind
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You gotta just not care. I think so many people allow a small and vocal audience to shape what they say and do bc being intellectually honest and consistent in your beliefs is costly. But at the end of the day why have a platform if you won't stick to your guns
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Girl this tweet is literally about you
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WorkNowitzki @worknowitzki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Really want Jayden Daniels to be OK so I can laugh at that play as hard as I want to.
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Ben DuBose @bendubose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Well, now it makes sense
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WorkNowitzki @worknowitzki.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is very good. And it answers a lot of questions people have - why are those (vacations, homes, boats) so expensive? Who can afford them? Well, the huge number of people described in this book.
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WorkNowitzki @worknowitzki.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I also think people underestimate the fact that Dem House committees are going to spend two straight years getting testimony on the most egregious corruption anyone has ever heard of.
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 13/09/2026
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WorkNowitzki @worknowitzki.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What just happened with the clock?
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WorkNowitzki @worknowitzki.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ted Cruz out now
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WorkNowitzki @worknowitzki.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Michigan’s punter player of the week so far. Great stuff.
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WorkNowitzki @worknowitzki.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So does Mateer still have a thumb thing or…
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WorkNowitzki @worknowitzki.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Any manufacturer who thinks people are going to give up CarPlay is absolutely nuts. No, I don't want to use your glitchy, proprietary system. Obviously. And I certainly won't pay to do it.
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Shams Charania Tweets @shamsbot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
BREAKING: The NBA has ruled on the Los Angeles Clippers in for salary cap circumvention investigations on Kawhi Leonard after yearlong probe -- stripping the franchise of 5 first-round picks, issuing a $30 million fine to owner Steve Ballmer and suspensions for Ballmer, Lawrence Frank and Gillian
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
logging on to the earnest high-info neurotics website every day during the everything going wrong decade: 'you know, the vibes here could be better'
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WorkNowitzki @worknowitzki.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Watched Clue this week in honor of Tim Curry. Getting some real “why would he want to kill you in public?” vibes from this summary.
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WorkNowitzki @worknowitzki.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It’s so funny how corporate this is. “Alright. I know what we need. All-hands meeting.”
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WorkNowitzki @worknowitzki.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Gotta give the City of Dallas credit, I renewed my vehicle registration yesterday and it was the most convenient experience I’ve ever had with something like that. Take ticket, get a text when it’s your time, spend 90 seconds at window and walk out with the sticker.
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WorkNowitzki @worknowitzki.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Almost all of LIV Golf has been funny, but this in particular really got me.
In April, as LIV golfers floundered at the Masters, golf's most prestigious tournament, Spanish star Sergio Garcia damaged the Augusta National course during a fit of rage in the final round.
People familiar with the matter say Rumayyan's embarrassment at the sequence of events helped lead to his decision to pull the plug on PIF's financing of the rival tour, as the fund focuses more on its huge domestic commitments in the kingdom.
LIV declined to comment.
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WorkNowitzki @worknowitzki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Obviously shocking on the “merits,” and could impact my kid’s teacher. But Abbott is normally smarter than this and I cannot imagine why he would do this in an election year that promises to be tougher than normal. “I will harm your kids to punish immigrants.” Cool message.
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WorkNowitzki @worknowitzki.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Said another way, it's not enough to do policy only. You've actually gotta do politics as well if you want to win a political process. Managing the press is a really important part of that.
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WorkNowitzki @worknowitzki.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Also, it's fine if it's not earnest! I am very happy with people pretending to be good and care about others because they view it as a social expectation. It's much better than the alternative.
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WorkNowitzki @worknowitzki.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Entering the war on cancer on the side of cancer.
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Pazuzu's Petals @bevonyc.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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WorkNowitzki @worknowitzki.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
My favorite part of “not necessary for the plot” is thinking about what else would get cut. Establishing shots? Nope, why would we do that? Action sequences? Nah just cut to the end and show us who won. It’s a take that hates the entire idea of movies.
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WorkNowitzki @worknowitzki.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Everyone is hitting “you’re mad she took the daughter to the ER?!?” Which, sure. But doesn’t this quote imply that he planned ahead in the parenting plan to prevent her from taking the kid for medical care?
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Cora Neas, ghost reporter @corabora.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
My story about the 60th anniversary of the UT Tower shooting drops tomorrow at 7 a.m. CT on KXAN
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your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
this dog sounds rad as hell
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WorkNowitzki @worknowitzki.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
There were people who thought One Battle After Another made too much of a caricature of Lockjaw and his crew.
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Deep Vellum @deepvellum.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Pulitzer Prize Winner Mark Lamster is going on tour! WELCOME TO PARADOX CITY, which features many of the essays that won him the prize, will be published August 4th, and is available for pre-order: store.deepvellum.org/products/wel...
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WorkNowitzki @worknowitzki.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This is both a very funny relationship and the coverage is hilarious. He is a junior at a PE firm. “Hey babe, I know we were supposed to go out tonight but I don’t have all the responses yet for the reps and warranties call and the VP had some comments on the funds flow…”
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WorkNowitzki @worknowitzki.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
You wanna see your house do some weird stuff? Lose one leg of your power. Some stuff doesn’t work, some does, some HALF works because your 240 stuff like the AC apparently backflow into the down side? Obviously though your AC goes off when it’s 100 degrees.
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WorkNowitzki @worknowitzki.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
@dieworkwear.bsky.social need an emergency intervention for Landon Donovan. Yikes.
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WorkNowitzki @worknowitzki.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This is so funny, because what he’s really saying is “I have no ability to coach their play…I’m along for the ride like you guys.”
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 15/07/2026
You can actually watch football die
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WorkNowitzki @worknowitzki.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Never seen a fullback this incapable of getting a cross in the air.
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WorkNowitzki @worknowitzki.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Ahhh Tuchel. He may learn one day. But it won’t be today.
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WorkNowitzki @worknowitzki.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Gotta start showing some cards here.
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WorkNowitzki @worknowitzki.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I’m still angry about this one. Say your people want to do the Holocaust. So you just…have to do it? As long as you help the poor along the way? Now, I’m sure the response will be “oh no that’s ridiculous.” But why? Well, what makes it ridiculous is that implicit in MattY’s argument is that…
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WorkNowitzki @worknowitzki.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
One of the things that grates about this is that, quite often, it is those poor who would be helped by these policies who also want the bigotry. The idea that I, a person who does not need economic assistance, should have to allow bigotry to help them? Not a winner for me.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 12/07/2026
oh this is the stupidest dive in history, he absolutely did it and he’s getting sent off right after they tie the game what an idiot
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WorkNowitzki @worknowitzki.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I mean I wish it didn’t mean a red but that was a very clear dive.
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