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KPJ

@woopling.bsky.social
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Tattoo Artist. Garfield Enthusiast. She/her is fine.

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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 17h
Something something lesbians something putting together furniture something something lining up holes punchline
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 20h
Trying to come at me on this, International Lesbian Day, and you still stay fucking men? Yeah I’m not engaging. Evolve.
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 23h
Had a dream about move out weekend from a dorm. Ive bever helped someone move out of a dorm or ever lived in a dorm myself. Think i got someone elses dream delivered by accident.
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This sucks objectively no matter what. But i will say in Eastern KY there currently is an area that has been purchased and is working to establish new chestnut groves. When we visit my in laws, we cheer seeing the saplings pop up over their growing tubes. But yes will be awhile till they are grown 😔
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Maybe a boomer moment but in no way should boneless furniture have a pricepoint of $3k
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Honestly, the jolly rancher gummies ARE really good and we indeed are living in the golden age of gummy candies.
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Aus friends: princess highway/dangerfield clothing: shit or quality? Been getting a lot of ads.
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
rewatching camp miasma really just drove home what a pleasure it is to love and be loved by a woman
my view while building a desk watching camp miasmascene of a bloody billy and kris laying in bed
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I see the horror stories from selling clothing online so im gonna try to sell my old cothes in the way midwest god intended: garage sale.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me talking about someone I've posted with on the same social media site for a long time but never actually met
Still from the television show What We Do in the Shadows showing Laszlo speaking. Text reads "he's my best friend, he's my pal. He's my homeboy, my rotten soldier. He's my sweet cheese, my good-time boy."
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In prime shorts & long sleeves weather
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
She got trapped in here while im pooping and shes hoping any door is her way out.
Banana scratching at the sink cabinetBanana scratching at the bathroom built in
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My wife told me i should be paul baker for halloween. But i shaved my head again 😭 and i cant wear a wig to work id die
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My wife and I are going to the range on Sunday and it honestly couldnt have come at a better time to let off some fucking steam.
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shafer brown @shaferbrown.com · 24/04/2026
Tattooed Lamia (2022)
2022 crewneck design for Electric Lady Tattoo in Kankakee, IL

A large snake woman gleams with joy as three tattoo artists work on different parts of her body.
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
theres a very slight mikey shoes-ism of sam reid’s singing im realizing.
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not to put a kind person on blast but: not everyone needs a cottage industry home bakery. Someone brought in their cinnamon rolls to the shop the other day and i cant stop thinking about how ass they were. Bad texture, no flavor. Ass.
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I need cannabis companies to start thinking about us reduce, reuse, recycle girlies because i am trying to repurpose jars and to properly clean the lids i need to pop out the locking mechanism and THEY KEEP BREAKING.
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Had a dream where a friend from hs who is now ultra christian maga was hanging out with some socialist lesbians i know and I was so fucking confused. Anyway i hope irl shes having a terrible time.
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taylor ❣️ @tayl0roo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@woopling.bsky.social thots?
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J. R. Moock, jr. @jrmoockjr.northsky.social · 27/09/2026
This has fucked me up more than once. If you have a coconut allergy, you NEED to be careful about anything with “activated charcoal” anywhere near the label.
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Martha, but like, super spooky @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
But here's the thing: the men being antisocial all the damn time don't listen when a woman tells them to knock it off. They might listen to you, a man. Step up. Say something. Stop making excuses for your passivity.
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
taemin tour postponed dont call dont text
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Too much basil? Maybe
Too much basil on my counter
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One thing my job has taught me is how much closer most people are with their family than me. 🥴🥴🥴
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Productive monday morning of turning in our VBM registration and grtting my library card renewed 😎 now to finish these wildlife portraits that are due wednesday
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just watched two bald eagles doing a mating ritual above our house. I’m a lil stoned, the sun is reflecting a rainbow on the clouds, nature is beautiful.
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Shipping paul baker and lestat de lioncourt. Im not open to criticism at this time.
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not Adults closing s1 with AJJ. What a jumpscare.
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Anyone know why I woke up with John Fogerty’s Centerfield stuck in my head?
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Game changer this week has made me fixate on the fact that I need 2-5 small talents that are both clever and entertaining. You know, in case I ever find myself in that very common situation obviously
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
watching hulu with the ads and god every ad is google gemini or glp 1s. was relieved to get an hiv medication ad. refreshing. we live in hell. i just wanna watch this hip new comedy all the kiddos are talking about
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Lestat de lioncourt is the pussiana cuntress dupree of my heart
Art of lestat from the vampire lestat
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My wife and i knowing we woul love iwtv/tvl and still putting it off. We needed time to make space for lestat in our heart. Had to nest as if for a new child.
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TallFroGuy - Shape Decider @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Kiki yet bouba vs bouba but kiki #critterposting
Crude drawing of two cats mirroring eachother diagonally on fields of lurid green and psychadelic purple. The orange stripey cat features many straight lines. The orange spotted cat features many circles. Shaped like shapes.
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
humiliating dm to receive from the next door neighbor
hey are you missing a lighter? i found one in my yard. reply: i don’t think so, unless a squirrel stole it 😂
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Literally described watching the current season of rpdruk feels like im watching candle cove. this feels like a haunted show for haunted children
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Have we discussed problematic posting gaps?
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My review of new Orville Peck: and what if I cry?
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I feel like @paulrobalino.bsky.social would appreciate that the german phrase “da drüben” sounds kinda like struggling to say the name Josh Ruben.
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My pull whole pussiana into this focaccia
Half rosemary & garlic, half cheddar jalapeno foccacia bread
Crispy golden underside of said focaccia
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Now that everyone has turned on Ed Sheeran I finally feel comfortable saying this: you shouldn’t be allowed to get a bunch of tattoos if you’re a musician who makes wuss music
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Realizing that the reason it feels so good to see the entire lineup of talent drop from ed sheerans tour is cause its immediate consequences for his pussyfooting bullshit. In the grand scheme of things it seems miniscule but it’s nice to know that can still happen.
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Had to pay for weed for like 2 months. That sucked. But we’re back in business as the hookups have booked back to back appointments 😎😎😎 currently trying to pack this entire 50 pack of cones (i’ll maybe get to 20 before im bored to death)
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ok as an artist aware of color theory, those personal color palette assessments seem like utter bullshit
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have this neck/shoulder massage contraption and my muscles are so tense i can hear the motor struggle. Sometimes it locks up and shuts itself off before the battery dies.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
obsessed with this clip of Ken Jennings supporting class revolution on his original Jeopardy run lmao
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So i got my kettle, made myself a little setup, but theres no good tea shop around here anymore so i had to order tea and now I need to practice my mindfulness and patience waiting for it to arrive before i can do my little rituals 😤
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
RIP Bob Mackie, the legend
Ann-Margret in Bob Mackie Mitzi Gaynor in Bob Mackie Cher in Bob Mackie Raquel Welch in Bob Mackie
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