KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Maybe a boomer moment but in no way should boneless furniture have a pricepoint of $3k 000
KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 06/10/2026rewatching camp miasma really just drove home what a pleasure it is to love and be loved by a woman 010
KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026She got trapped in here while im pooping and shes hoping any door is her way out. 030
KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I have a lasagna in the oven and am painting wildlife for a local community event. Some days can be good 010
KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Lestat de lioncourt is the pussiana cuntress dupree of my heart 052
KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Theres a dyke fridges account on fb and i have to submit ours 130
KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 09/09/2026things I yap about to my wife when we’re trying to fall asleep: 010
KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Sometimes it really pays to be an unaffectionate mid lesbian. Pics unrelated 030
KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Sippin on my red 40 icee at the start of camp miasma and immediately like 050
KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Actually it might have been destinys child. or i might have gotten both at the same time. 000
KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Its been great. And we might make Jareth too. Heres raymond btw LOL 210
KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I finished this giant ghibli piece yesterday! We will probably add more to it later on but it’s complete for now. 021
KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Well in prep for the ren faire i did just bleach my hair so you can see the head tatty again 040
KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 23/06/2026You would think halsey would stat away from criticizing critics after this 010
KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I will brine chicken in pickle juice for fried chicken, but yesterday i marinated it wifh some of the leftover pickled red onion juice & a bit of worcestershire sauce & other seasoning and it was so good. Paired with a feta & broccoli pasta! 000
KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Heres a bunch of critter pics i took in our yard a couple days ago 010
KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Never underestimate me 😎😎😎 She didn’t think it was a Northern Flicker when I sent that first pic, but I knew. I KNEW!!!! 000
KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 06/06/2026One of my like A tier wishlist garfs is in this lot and i NEED nermal and arlene and the itty bitty tiny garf and odie. 030
KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I never posted the finished* product of the gazebo building nightmare. Welcome to the Cunt Shack. *theres these little end caps that still need to go on 3 corners of the roof but I will go crazy trying to do it any time soon. 020
KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Basically i have a client that calls way too much. Not all my clients have my # but the nature of how he came to be my client, he does. Has always been very sweet and kind in person but kinda demanding when it comes to booking. 100
KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Be who you are for your pride. For le thats being a white trash dyke 010
KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 14/05/2026I extended our landscaping and started an herb garden today. Soon enough our backyard will be like 5% grass, 47.5% functional for us, 47.5% functional for wildlife- mainly birds 040