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KPJ

@woopling.bsky.social
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Tattoo Artist. Garfield Enthusiast. She/her is fine.

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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Maybe a boomer moment but in no way should boneless furniture have a pricepoint of $3k
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
rewatching camp miasma really just drove home what a pleasure it is to love and be loved by a woman
my view while building a desk watching camp miasmascene of a bloody billy and kris laying in bed
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In prime shorts & long sleeves weather
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
She got trapped in here while im pooping and shes hoping any door is her way out.
Banana scratching at the sink cabinetBanana scratching at the bathroom built in
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Too much basil? Maybe
Too much basil on my counter
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have a lasagna in the oven and am painting wildlife for a local community event. Some days can be good
Tracing my sketch of a pie billed grebeBanana overseeing my painting of a red headed woodpecker
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Lestat de lioncourt is the pussiana cuntress dupree of my heart
Art of lestat from the vampire lestat
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
humiliating dm to receive from the next door neighbor
hey are you missing a lighter? i found one in my yard. reply: i don’t think so, unless a squirrel stole it 😂
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My pull whole pussiana into this focaccia
Half rosemary & garlic, half cheddar jalapeno foccacia bread
Crispy golden underside of said focaccia
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Theres a dyke fridges account on fb and i have to submit ours
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Flesh & Fluids
Illustration of Billy Presley from Camp Miasma
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
things I yap about to my wife when we’re trying to fall asleep:
“what is girlhood if not regurgitating the grief and trauma of one another over and over until it becomes unrecognizable nothingness sent into the ether to no longer hurt but form the univese around our sisterhood” over a collage of images from twin peaks and camp miasma
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sometimes it really pays to be an unaffectionate mid lesbian. Pics unrelated
Variegated fritillary on daisiesVariegated fritillary on daisies
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Not enough bands titling their albums White Women
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Woke up remembered we’re seeing taemin
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
if it gets too real, you can always turn it off.
fanart for teenage sex and death at camp miasma. high contrast blue and red of kris running through the forest
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sippin on my red 40 icee at the start of camp miasma and immediately like
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Chiitan what are you doing here
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I drew my sweet dragon boy Caldarus 🩵🩵🩵
drawing of humanoid caldarus from fields of mistria
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Actually it might have been destinys child. or i might have gotten both at the same time.
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Dream it was all a dream album
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
There are vague Similarities. At least in color palette.
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
They made trix healthier and ugly
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Its 10am
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Todays harvest~
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Oh you already know for bowie
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Its been great. And we might make Jareth too. Heres raymond btw LOL
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
But also here’s 3/4 daves on our island
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I finished this giant ghibli piece yesterday! We will probably add more to it later on but it’s complete for now.
A half sleeve studio ghibli tattoo full of various characters from the filmsSame tattoo slightly different angle
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
i got to design a sticker for a wedding favor for a friend
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Our island is already insane
Mr fantasy, taemin, banana, david lynch, and hatsune miku
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
THE SUN AND MOON ARE LESBIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me and my wife as sun and moon jesters at the ren faire
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I have always been an icon
Lil me in a caterpillar costume throwin up a peace sign with my eyes closed.
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Well in prep for the ren faire i did just bleach my hair so you can see the head tatty again
Me with a bleach blonde buzzcut and a colorful flail head tattoo peeking through
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Im really good at playlists
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Banana dump cause all we do is take pics of her. 🐈
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
You would think halsey would stat away from criticizing critics after this
Screenshots of the tweets where halsey calls for the basement pitchfork is run out of to collapse which is in the world trade center
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I will brine chicken in pickle juice for fried chicken, but yesterday i marinated it wifh some of the leftover pickled red onion juice & a bit of worcestershire sauce & other seasoning and it was so good. Paired with a feta & broccoli pasta!
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Heres a bunch of critter pics i took in our yard a couple days ago
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
How i spend my free time
Me stoned and locked in taking pics of backyard crittersHomegrown spinach in a bacon & pickled onion salad, marinated sheeps & goat cheese on a towsted bagel with homegrown basil
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Never underestimate me 😎😎😎 She didn’t think it was a Northern Flicker when I sent that first pic, but I knew. I KNEW!!!!
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Pictured: me absolutely belting FOB at pride
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I LOVE MY WIFE!!!!!!
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
One of my like A tier wishlist garfs is in this lot and i NEED nermal and arlene and the itty bitty tiny garf and odie.
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I never posted the finished* product of the gazebo building nightmare. Welcome to the Cunt Shack. *theres these little end caps that still need to go on 3 corners of the roof but I will go crazy trying to do it any time soon.
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Basically i have a client that calls way too much. Not all my clients have my # but the nature of how he came to be my client, he does. Has always been very sweet and kind in person but kinda demanding when it comes to booking.
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Be who you are for your pride. For le thats being a white trash dyke
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I extended our landscaping and started an herb garden today. Soon enough our backyard will be like 5% grass, 47.5% functional for us, 47.5% functional for wildlife- mainly birds
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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
When I tell people about my father
Do you still fw me even tho i come from an evil bloodline
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