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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 22h

Something something lesbians something putting together furniture something something lining up holes punchline

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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

And dont try to come for my friend who is divinely protected by a lesbian council of friends and family.

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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Trying to come at me on this, International Lesbian Day, and you still stay fucking men? Yeah I’m not engaging. Evolve.

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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The cat misogyny is getting too loud. My girl cat just spent the last half hour snoozin’ and purrin’ while laying on my tummy.

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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Had a dream about move out weekend from a dorm. Ive bever helped someone move out of a dorm or ever lived in a dorm myself. Think i got someone elses dream delivered by accident.

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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This sucks objectively no matter what. But i will say in Eastern KY there currently is an area that has been purchased and is working to establish new chestnut groves. When we visit my in laws, we cheer seeing the saplings pop up over their growing tubes. But yes will be awhile till they are grown 😔

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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Maybe a boomer moment but in no way should boneless furniture have a pricepoint of $3k

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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

They are an *incredible* texture. Give me all my favorite sensations gummy bears and twizzler nibs but with jolly rancher flavors.

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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Honestly, the jolly rancher gummies ARE really good and we indeed are living in the golden age of gummy candies.

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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Thank you! Such a shame thats the norm now. So many brands that used to be high quality back when I was in hs/college that are all the worst quality with no change in price point/even more expensive now.

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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Aus friends: princess highway/dangerfield clothing: shit or quality? Been getting a lot of ads.

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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

rewatching camp miasma really just drove home what a pleasure it is to love and be loved by a woman

my view while building a desk watching camp miasma

scene of a bloody billy and kris laying in bed

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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

We also have an obscene amount of glassware and pyrex that was pawned onto us when we got our house and so much of our kitchen storage/storage in general is taken over by it.

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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I see the horror stories from selling clothing online so im gonna try to sell my old cothes in the way midwest god intended: garage sale.

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Me talking about someone I've posted with on the same social media site for a long time but never actually met

Still from the television show What We Do in the Shadows showing Laszlo speaking. Text reads "he's my best friend, he's my pal. He's my homeboy, my rotten soldier. He's my sweet cheese, my good-time boy."

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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

In prime shorts & long sleeves weather

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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

She got trapped in here while im pooping and shes hoping any door is her way out.

Banana scratching at the bathroom built in

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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

My wife told me i should be paul baker for halloween. But i shaved my head again 😭 and i cant wear a wig to work id die

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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My wife and I are going to the range on Sunday and it honestly couldnt have come at a better time to let off some fucking steam.

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shafer brown @shaferbrown.com · 24/04/2026

Tattooed Lamia (2022)

2022 crewneck design for Electric Lady Tattoo in Kankakee, IL

A large snake woman gleams with joy as three tattoo artists work on different parts of her body.

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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

theres a very slight mikey shoes-ism of sam reid’s singing im realizing.

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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Not to put a kind person on blast but: not everyone needs a cottage industry home bakery. Someone brought in their cinnamon rolls to the shop the other day and i cant stop thinking about how ass they were. Bad texture, no flavor. Ass.

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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I just wanna gift small amounts of basil salt to my friends in glass jars cause it looks nice and is less wasteful 😭😭😭

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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

And like, i get it. This is a problem a small percentage of consumers are encountering but omg. I’m just trying to be resourceful!!!!!

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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I need cannabis companies to start thinking about us reduce, reuse, recycle girlies because i am trying to repurpose jars and to properly clean the lids i need to pop out the locking mechanism and THEY KEEP BREAKING.

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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Had a dream where a friend from hs who is now ultra christian maga was hanging out with some socialist lesbians i know and I was so fucking confused. Anyway i hope irl shes having a terrible time.

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J. R. Moock, jr. @jrmoockjr.northsky.social · 27/09/2026

This has fucked me up more than once. If you have a coconut allergy, you NEED to be careful about anything with “activated charcoal” anywhere near the label.

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Martha, but like, super spooky @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

But here's the thing: the men being antisocial all the damn time don't listen when a woman tells them to knock it off. They might listen to you, a man. Step up. Say something. Stop making excuses for your passivity.

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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

taemin tour postponed dont call dont text

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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The funny thing is one of my pre programmed phrases for first time tattoos is that something sentimental or for a loved one (sans partner) is a great choice. My first was led zeppelin.

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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Damn you got tattoos for everyone in your family. I got shrek.

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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

One thing my job has taught me is how much closer most people are with their family than me. 🥴🥴🥴

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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Just remembered camp miasma will be on mubi this weekend too. Girl who is going to be okay

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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Productive monday morning of turning in our VBM registration and grtting my library card renewed 😎 now to finish these wildlife portraits that are due wednesday

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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I have a lasagna in the oven and am painting wildlife for a local community event. Some days can be good

Banana overseeing my painting of a red headed woodpecker

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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Just watched two bald eagles doing a mating ritual above our house. I’m a lil stoned, the sun is reflecting a rainbow on the clouds, nature is beautiful.

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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

One time amber saw a post about a kpop idol saying “i need to see somebody chase him” and thats how i feel about paul baker.

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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Shipping paul baker and lestat de lioncourt. Im not open to criticism at this time.

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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

AND SEASON TWO? Does Nick Kroll LOVE AJJ

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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Not Adults closing s1 with AJJ. What a jumpscare.

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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Anyone know why I woke up with John Fogerty’s Centerfield stuck in my head?

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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Game changer this week has made me fixate on the fact that I need 2-5 small talents that are both clever and entertaining. You know, in case I ever find myself in that very common situation obviously

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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

and VINTED omg. so many vinted ads

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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

watching hulu with the ads and god every ad is google gemini or glp 1s. was relieved to get an hiv medication ad. refreshing. we live in hell. i just wanna watch this hip new comedy all the kiddos are talking about

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KPJ @woopling.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Lestat de lioncourt is the pussiana cuntress dupree of my heart

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