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polynomial author, whale nerd, pirate enthusiast as Miri Alexander: Foils (2027) as Sara Waxelbaum: Don’t Forget to Breathe (2025), Margo Zimmerman Gets the Girl (2023) as Sara Taylor Woods: Hold Me Down (2017) + a handful of shorts

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sara 🌻 @woodsandwaxelbaum.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
just heard 5 in the next room singing M A RGO M A RGO M A RGO Zimmerman gets the gi-iiirl
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Nicole Evans | Editor and Author @thoughtsstained.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
As a fat author entering the romance publishing scene this November, I REALLY want to connect with fat readers. If you're a fat reader interested in a queer fantasy romance in a fat positive world with DnD vibes, obvious RPG gaming influences and yearning, comment forearms below 👀 #BookSky
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 13/10/2026
You know, the thing is, I had drafted this piece a month ago, and then never published it, because I thought maybe it was too mean.
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sara 🌻 @woodsandwaxelbaum.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
the very specific autistic nightmare of missing one single Numberblock face piece
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 13/10/2026
yeah it’s like, these guys are professional wordsmiths? and the best of them operate with a genius level understanding of language? of course they read
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sara 🌻 @woodsandwaxelbaum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
hot take twenty years past its prime: Thrawn isn’t nearly as interesting as his aide
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sara 🌻 @woodsandwaxelbaum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have reached Stress Level Disassemble Lego Millennium Falcon Just To Immediately Reassemble
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Digital illustration done in a rough comic ink style. A possum mother trundled along with four possum babies on her back. Each possum is speaking a string of connected speech balloons reading ‘maybe it will happen today’.
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sara 🌻 @woodsandwaxelbaum.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Blur: I think 5 took his Dog-Man book with him. Is our name in it? Me: I don’t think so. Good news is he’s probably the only kindergartener reading Dog-Man. Blur: Really? I thought it was a popular series. Me: …yes, with 4th graders.
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sara 🌻 @woodsandwaxelbaum.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
is there anything worse than doing the final readthrough of a draft and seeing [add green space]
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Brian Goldstone @brian-goldstone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A Labor Day reminder: having a job is no longer enough to protect millions of Americans from homelessness. For many workers, the greatest threat isn't losing their job. It's that their job will never pay enough, never provide enough hours, never offer enough stability to keep them housed.
nytimes.com
Opinion | America Is Pushing Its Workers Into Homelessness (Gift Article)
The working homeless are casualties of our prosperity.
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Andrew Zolides, Ph.D. @zolides.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This fact also completely defangs any argument about “job creators.” Job creation means nothing when the jobs being created don’t lead to any reasonable standard of living.
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sara 🌻 @woodsandwaxelbaum.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Every Saturday night, 8 and I have story night, where we jointly tell a story. She tells me the characters, the setting, the conflict, and I fill in the connective tissue. She looks forward to this weekly ritual more than probably anything else except maybe her birthday.
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sara 🌻 @woodsandwaxelbaum.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
congrats to me; I have learned the first day of school is now virtual, because capping off the world’s longest summer with the expectation of E-LEARNING is quite possibly the worst imaginable thing to happen
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sara 🌻 @woodsandwaxelbaum.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
8 came into my office and started examining my Thor/Mighty Thor figures. she loved that there was a girl Thor, and wanted me to tell her the “whooole story.” I said, “do you want the comic books?” to which she responded, “YES!!” so now she is planted on the couch with Goddess of Thunder.
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Little Free Library @littlefreelibrary.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ending soon! We're partnering with Super Simple to give away 10 board book bundles to lucky Little Free Library stewards in the U.S. and Canada! Each bundle will contain ten of Super Simple's classic kids' songs in book format. lflib.org/books
Hands holding Baby Shark and kids book bundle in front of a Little Free Library shaped like a red schoolhouse
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sara 🌻 @woodsandwaxelbaum.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
kids are going to a new school this year. new as in “not last year’s” and also “the institution’s first year” and, crucially, “the structure was built over the summer”—which leads us to “construction delays” and “summer vacation now ends in September” and “not a single dopamine left in the house”
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sara 🌻 @woodsandwaxelbaum.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
really glad Darline Graham won the runoff tbh because now the November race will be two women so no red-county jagoffs can be like “I’ll just vote for whatever man is running”
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 25/08/2026
RIP to a legend
rob dubbin @robdubbin

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g-
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

12:50 AM • Jul 29, 2019
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Rolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton's family asked that, in lieu of flowers, fans make a donation to the singer's Imagination Library. Here's what the charity does ⬇️ www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
rollingstone.com
Turning Pages: Inside Dolly Parton's Imagination Library
Core team of 15 staff and thousands of volunteers and partners help the country-music philanthropist deliver books to kids around the world.
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sara 🌻 @woodsandwaxelbaum.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I have been tearing through Dungeon Crawler Carl (she said, extremely in character) but I have to say I am livingggg for the anti-AI/anti-colonialism vibes BEDLAM BRIDE is bringing to the function
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sara 🌻 @woodsandwaxelbaum.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
took the kids to the locally-owned coffee shop to restock on beans. 5 brought a Dog Man stuffie and introduced him to the 18- and 19-year-old baristas, and one said, “I loved those books when I was young” I don’t feel OLD? but I feel some kind of…something about it
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sara 🌻 @woodsandwaxelbaum.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
the kids go back to school in two weeks and our book is due in three weeks so I’m sure you can imagine the state of my home right now. just please don’t
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Alex Brown 🇵🇸 (they/them) @bookjockeyalex.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i feel like if you post a negative goodreads review where you say a young adult book felt like it was written for young people, you should have to pay a fine or something.
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sara 🌻 @woodsandwaxelbaum.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Ben you mispronounced “Moses” it’s “every Jew is as Jewish as Moses”
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sara 🌻 @woodsandwaxelbaum.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
proud of 5 because he will only refer to “the three gay caballeros” 1945’s woke agenda sure was something, whew
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sara 🌻 @woodsandwaxelbaum.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
to whoever hacked my account, I hope you get maple syrup on the webbing between your fingers and are never fully able to remove it
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Tyver Foucault @thedoorthedoor.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
You open up the clock and inside is the broken machinery of the universe. You don't have time for this
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sara 🌻 @woodsandwaxelbaum.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Me: …why are you putting the blocks in your pants? 5: I need to keep them safe. Me: You know your pants have pockets? 5: They won’t fit in there. Me: … Me: Yeah, fair enough. Carry on.
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 31/07/2026
I was just thinking about how "you need to become an influencer to sell books" is ruining everything
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sara 🌻 @woodsandwaxelbaum.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
hot take: the hardest part of being a neurodivergent parent is teaching emotional regulation because kids do as you do, not as you say and lmao joke’s on you
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sara 🌻 @woodsandwaxelbaum.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
8 is getting a filling today and has chosen Three Caballeros for her distraction film. I love this kid.
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Interrupting Criminalization @interruptcrim.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
To learn ways you can interrupt the white supremacist ICE machine, see our toolkit, which is updated regularly:
interruptingcriminalization.com
Block It! — Interrupting Criminalization
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sara 🌻 @woodsandwaxelbaum.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
lol my 8 year old is way better at handling surprise last minute schedule changes than I am
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
mandatory reading
"SAM NEILL
- If you were to commit a murder, how would you do it?
- It's got to be big! No slipping something into someone's drink, that's just pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a stain on the road. There's probably a couple of people I'd put under a steamroller, but I won't say who they are, otherwise when they see a steamroller coming their way they'll be on full alert. And steamrollers don't go very fast..."
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sara 🌻 @woodsandwaxelbaum.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
IT’S A GREAT DAY IN SOUTH CAROLINA, Y’ALL
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Chaz Stein @charlottestein.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It’s finally here! My steamy dark academia Romance is out today, and you can get it right now. It’s enemies to lovers, there’s sex magic, eating the rich happens, in one case quite literally. The book of my Dracula loving heart. Link to links and a sample! charlottestein.net/books/an-edu...
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 10/07/2026
Reminder that we are still sending out anti-ICE whistles to anyone who needs them! Any quantity from 100-3000. Free. linktr.ee/3Dwhistles
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3D Printed Whistles | Linktree
We ship community protection whistles for free. Need some? Click the email link below & tell us how many you need (between 100 - 3000) & where to send them.
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sara 🌻 @woodsandwaxelbaum.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Me: why are you up so early? 8: because I got out of my bed early. parenting really is the ultimate ongoing “ask a stupid question” situation
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sara 🌻 @woodsandwaxelbaum.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I finally got some time to leave the house to write, so I pitch camp at the Barnes, cue up my binaural beats, and immediately spend 90 solid minutes researching yellow crookneck squash health.
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sara 🌻 @woodsandwaxelbaum.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
brought the kids to a trampoline park and while 8 is doing some obstacles, a super burly Gen X biker-bearded gym rat dad was encouraging his kid to “watch her do it; she’s really good,” and it just gave me so much life to hear him say that—out loud, in public, to his son
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It's tragically appropriate that we spent a whole generation telling students that the humanities were moribund, and they should all study STEM, only for the greatest innovations in STEM to prove why the humanities were so essential all along.
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Lauri Donahue @lauridonahue.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
futurism.com/future-socie... lol
As one New York financier told Financial Times journalist Gillian Tett, new hires who were seen as “AI natives” are turning out to have alarmingly shallow ideas. So much so, the anonymous finance worker admitted, that his firm now actively avoids seeking out AI-literate STEM graduates, and opts to comb through humanities students instead.
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sara 🌻 @woodsandwaxelbaum.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
climate change and perimenopause have fully turned me into a shorts person
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
if you have feelings about SCOTUS after today, and after the last week, and after the last months and years, remember that at least you can vote for state supreme courts in many places this year, and those matter a ton too my state-by-state guide to every state supreme court contest:
boltsmag.org
Your State-by-State Guide to the 2026 Supreme Court Elections - Bolts
Abortion, redistricting, and ballot access remain heated issues as voters face dozens of supreme court races across 32 states this year.
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sara 🌻 @woodsandwaxelbaum.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
well that just about handles my biweekly news-via-social media tolerance
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sara 🌻 @woodsandwaxelbaum.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
my 8 year old has been high on MLP for 2 years and THIS is why she doesn’t get unsupervised access to YouTube or… anything else on the internet.
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Mel Brooks @officialmelbrooks.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Thank you so much for all of your happy birthday wishes. Honestly, I don’t really feel 100. I feel pretty good. I feel like I’m only 98!
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sara 🌻 @woodsandwaxelbaum.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
the editor in me says Walsh could have cut these two tweets down to 14 words
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