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34, he/him, Russian-Ukrainian Canadian in YVR. Gamer (derogatory) mainly posting about a lot of Pathfinder 2e.

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Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 10h
if you update Firefox today, it has yet another "UI redesign" that looks like ass. you're gonna want this: about:config browser.nova.enabled > False
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Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 12h
I've been thinking a lot about male protagonists recently. 95% of mainstream male protags are basically one of two tropes: Sigma Chad Coolguy: smooth, cool, detached. kills a guy and doesn't show any emotion. Smarmy Charming Wiseguy: funny, cool, detached. kills a guy and says a funny one-liner.
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Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ motherfucker i'm onto you
"The chairman is also a specialist in DNA analysis"
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Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
all the male protagonists in SEED were far too smart so the writers made sure to include at least one lovable himbo for the sequel this guy has the energy of a 60s bond girl, absolutely no thoughts head empty. i'm so glad for that gender equality.
Arthur from Gundam Seed Destiny. he wears a ZAFT officer uniform, and i think is supposed to be in his 30s or 40s because his hair is a bit grey.
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Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
well, best roommate I've ever had is moving out after barely 5 months so i'll just go fucking kms i guess
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Suriel Vazquez @suriel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chernobyl power plant admin: "Our reactor took actions we did not intend"
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The Witcher @thewitcher.com · 29/09/2026
It’s time to return to the Continent and face the Wild Hunt once more. The Witcher 3: The Wild Hunt - Remastered is here, as a free upgrade bringing countless improvements to Geralt of Rivia’s adventure across visuals, performance, gameplay, and more!
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Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
learned about "Cryptic Crosswords" today and felt a primal fear i haven't felt in a long time. this is how people who've never played D&D or MtG must view these games. this is what World of Warcraft looks like to my mom.
For instance "Type of tree (3)" in a regular crossword could be any of "ASH", "BAY", "ELM", "FIG", "FIR" "OAK", "YEW", etc. "Type of tree has changed (3)" in a cryptic crossword can only be "ASH".

Here is an example (taken from the Guardian crossword of 6 August 2002, set by "Shed").

    15D Very sad unfinished story about rising smoke (8)

is a clue for TRAGICAL. This breaks down as follows.

    15D indicates the location and direction (down) of the solution in the grid
    "Very sad" is the definition
    "unfinished story" gives TAL (tale with one letter missing; i.e., unfinished)
    "rising smoke" gives RAGIC (a cigar is a "smoke", and this is a down clue so "rising" indicates that cigar should be written up the page; i.e., backwards)
    "about" means that the letters of TAL should be put either side of RAGIC, giving TRAGICAL
    "(8)" says that the answer is a single word of eight letters.

There are many codewords or indicators that have a special meaning in the cryptic crossword context. (In the example above, "about", "unfinished" and "rising" all fall into this category). Learning these, or being able to spot them, is a useful and necessary part of becoming a skilled cryptic crossword solver.

Compilers or setters often use slang terms and abbreviations, generally without indication, so familiarity with these is important for the solver. Abbreviations may be as simple as west = W, New York = NY, but may also be more difficult.[19] Words that can mean more than one thing are commonly exploited; often the meaning the solver must use is completely different from the one it appears to have in the clue. Some examples are:
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Mohamad Bazzi @mbazzi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Show This to Anyone Denying Genocide” — front page of @scotnational.bsky.social
“Show This to Anyone Denying Genocide” — front page headline of The National, Scotland
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Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WoW Forever has yet again proven that PvP servers are seemingly designed for Alliance masochists and Horde sadists 🤔
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Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
from here on out i will be skewing the 35-44 bracket 🫡
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Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
watched a very talented pianist play Bach for 2.5 hours and fuck that was a little much even for me
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Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
someone said Carney is just canadian Ronald Reagan and I can't unsee it now
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Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this guy keeps saying "let's give peace a chance" but he's drawn *way* too handsomely and uniquely for me not to believe that he's secretly the villain
chairman Durandall from Gundam Seed Destiny. He's a tall kinda androgynous man with long black hair falling in front of his face, and bright orange eyes.
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Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it's hard to overstate how little I care about "neural network plays video game better than humans". I do not give a single fuck. My fucks given are measured at 0.0000000000000000 and there are not enough floating points to reach a non-zero digit. I do not understand why this is news every time.
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Dustin Knight @kitsunewarlock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Last day of being in the 25-34 age category, any pollstets got any opinions they want from me?? 🫡
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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙🌙🦇 @dungeonlust.com · 10/02/2025
Art by • Pedro G. Ferreira
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Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is, no exaggeration, the ugliest sheet music i've ever seen 😆 hey, random internet user, thank you soooo much for arranging this. but also, do better.
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Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
killed a PC today 😇 Rogue was in melee with the boss while the Fighter ran out to kill something else, undead boss rolled a crazy-high-damage crit to drop him, and then Dying 3'd + Dying 4'd him with MAP strikes
Pathfinder 2e foundry screenshot, a creature called "Brain Collector?" rolls a Jaws crit for 47 damage. the 4d10 rolled 7, 7, 10, 7The same creature lands two strikes with claws
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Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
they should call him Jon Wars
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AI actress Tilly Norwood has released a new shirtless photo that reveals a totenkopf tattoo. I hope you're all ready for this whole song and dance again. 😞
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Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it's a shame that they're currently all being run by billionaire burn-society-down-for-profit capitalist liars and thieves, because the Large Language Model *as a concept* actually is very cool and could be very beneficial to the human race
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/09/2026
"china is charging their cars in less time than it takes you to fill up your F-150" is the kind of banal jingoism i always assumed would get us finally kicking it up a notch on serious infrastructure buildout but we were a lot more directly addicted to gasoline in addition to racism than i thought
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kuraine @lena.fyi · 26/09/2026
i am begging people to make gamefaqs for new releases... make me an ascii map, even be opinionated about how much you hate a certain mechanic, anything to save us from 500 websites listing the same information chock full of ads
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Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Seeing @miloedwards.bsky.social tonight!! to call this comedy venue a hole in the wall would be offensive to actual holes in the walls. there's maybe 50 seats
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Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it's that time of year when the bus drivers all collectively decide to cook their passengers
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EDON (VGEN COMMISSIONS OPEN) @edon.fichtner.com · 18/08/2026
Beep Boop 🤖 💥
The Defect from slay the spire 2 surrounded by his many orbs, and holding a plasma in his claw.
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Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think this is fair to call out, but i also think the MOMENT you call out a real artist's work as being ai-generated, you really gotta dial it back and ask yourself what you're actually doing
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Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
roughly 0 for 10 on remembering to shave or wash my hair before getting ID photos taken in my lifetime 💀
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Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
LRT if you haven't had a chance to watch Developing Hell, go do that right now youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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Hades: Developing Hell - YouTube
Our series following the devlopment of Supergiant Games' Hades.
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Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
wow summer flipped to autumn like IMMEDIATELY
Weather forecast showing rain and high 14/low 9
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Supergiant Games @supergiantgames.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
📽️To mark the anniversary of Hades II's launch, we've teamed up with @noclipvideo.bsky.social once more to bring you Developing Hell II, a multi-episode documentary about the making of our first-ever sequel! 👀Watch the trailer, and look for Episode 1 real soon! www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8Km...
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Hades Developing Hell II - Teaser Trailer
YouTube video by /noclip
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Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pro tip: Thyroid medication is like overclocking your body. You can always take more, doctors can't stop you, hyperthyroidism isn't real
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Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
temp coworker got stuck unable to get through a door and then just afk'd in front of it for almost 15 minutes like an NPC whose AI scripting broke
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Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
bi people are invisible again so make sure you bring Truesight or See the Unseen because you don't wanna be rolling DC 11 flat checks all the time
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ok these are load-bearing iconic posts of course but, and maybe *I* don't know enough about music, but I'm pretty sure in most examples of this the key doesn't actually change. It's just different instrumentation (sad piano, glockenspiel) with a more minimal arrangement? 🤔
"Nooo bro... the soundtrack is playing your recurring musical motif but this time in a minor key to indicate you've turnes evil :( aha"bro are you ok? 
bro why is your leitmotif playing in a minor key?
bro?
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Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
as far as I can tell, 8-bit covers are when you take perfectly good music and just make it sound worse for no perceptible reason
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.
A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.
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Hi Im Monte @montecrisco.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
Bro why is your leitmotif playing in a minor key. Are you ok dude
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Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Enemies to lovers
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Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
gotcha so Discord is demanding more of your data (which they will leak all over the place) so that they can advertise you more gambling without getting into legal trouble so basically don't ever ever update your Discord again
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Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Lacus spends most of Gundam Seed just monologuing from a chair, which I think would be very mediocre writing if almost every line the writers gave her wasn't so fucking good 👌 she's practically aura farming speeches for the final 8 episodes
"We declare peace, but with weapons in our hands. The choice we're making may also be evil.""But it has always been we humans who do this, and who stop this. Throughout history... there have been many people who feel the way we do."
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Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
what's the name for like a Manic Pixie Dream Girl but she's sad and troubled
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Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Vancouver and BC governments had to give us two elections in October just so the US friends wouldn't feel so alone for their midterms
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Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
sorry they named this character *what*
Full Frontal, the masked villain Char clone from Gundam Unicorn
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MaxMakesMagic @maxmakesmagic.com · 22/09/2026
thats_how_the_game_works.dec
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Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wonton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Quick Gundam SEED review (binged in 8 or 9 days even while rewatching tons of scenes and episodes multiple times) tl;dr 9/10 show would recommend
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