Kimberly Guilfoyle Just F*cking Sh*t Up All Over, Is You’re Fired As Ambassador To Greece

MAGA’s Sweet Dream Of James Talarico Mental Hospital Scandal Dashed Just Because It’s A Giant Hoax

Is Dear Leader’s Heart Even In Pete Hegseth’s Bloodthirsty Sicko Reality TV Execution?

And He Had Tears In His Eyes And I Said ‘Nice Ass’! Tabs, Tues., Oct. 13, 2026

And Now It’s Abdul El-Sayed’s Turn To Kick Some Bigots

Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week’s Cocktail, The Jersey!

Let’s Livestream This Badass Execution Like We’re In Some Sort Of Dystopian Satire, Bro!

JD Vance Knows What Socialism Is, It Is ... Oh Right, He Remembers, It’s Boys In Girls’ Sports!

Meta Doing Censorship To Thrill The MAGA Wingnuts, Again

And That, Marjorie, Was The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia

Donald Trump’s Midterm Scam: Pathetically Measly Healthcare Bribes For Some, Miniature American Flags For Others

Vague Trump Threats Best Thing That’s Happened To Southern California Officials In A While

How The 1980s Televangegrifts Prepared The Way For Donald Trump

Name A Senate Race, We’ll Show You How Republicans Are F*cking It Up

BOOM: JAIL. Tabs, Thurs., Oct. 7, 2026

How The 1980s Televangegrifts Prepared The Way For Donald Trump

Does Your City Need More Buses? Guess You Better Start Popping Out Some Babies For The Fatherland!

Skydance Merger Complete, Will Become Sentient And Kill Us All, Probably

Trump Wants New Camp David In West Palm Beach, Full Of ‘Golf Course’ And Fake Mar-a-Lago Boobies!

Trump Takes Field Trip Near But Not To Baltimore ‘Hellhole,’ ‘Deathbed,’ ‘Disgusting Rat- And Rodent-Infested Mess’

Kind Of Embarrassing To Read Ukrainian News Headlines About How Far Behind Pete Hegseth’s Military Is

ABSOLUTELY THE F*CK NOT. Tabs, Wed., Oct. 7, 2026

Rapey Televangelist Jim Bakker Kicks The Dehydrated Food Bucket

Rapey Televangelist Jim Bakker Kicks The Dehydrated Food Bucket

Is The Supreme Court Actually Just A Nice Home Upstate For Elderly Judges?

Ken Paxton Joins War On Childhood Diseases, On The Side Of Childhood Diseases

Hot Daddy Jack Smith Went To A Concert, And It Gave The Trump White House An Aneurysm

Guess CPAC Didn't Find Milo's Kid-Fucking Jokes That Funny After All

Ken Paxton Joins War On Childhood Diseases, On The Side Of Childhood Diseases

Low-T JD. Tabs, Tues., Oct. 6, 2026

Dennis Hastert Dies, Was Somehow Not Dead This Whole Time

If The Question Is ‘Is Tommy Tuberville Really That Stupid?’ The Answer Is Always Yes

Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week’s Cocktail, The Espresso Martini!

Is Taylor Swift Living Her Whole Life As A ‘Psy-Op To Help Democrats’? This Right Wing Grifter Sure Thinks So!

Disinformation? You’re Drowning In It!

How Desperate To Delete Voters Are Nativist Bigot Republicans? THIS Petty And Desperate.

ICE Totally Telling The Truth This Time About Another Guy They Shot In The Back, You Guys

What Does The Pope Say? Tabs, Fri., Oct. 2, 2026

Holy Ducking Shartballs, Competitive Races In Idaho And Florida Too?

Pete Hegseth Announces Beardo-Weirdo-Free Testosterone Cowboy CRUSADES Office!

BIG HONKIN’ FREAKING WAVE Almost At California Coastline, Joining El Niño, Having Beach Party

Pete Hegseth’s Big Speech Was Weirdest Village People Cover We’ve Ever Heard