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Kealeen The Griff

@kealeen.bsky.social
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Never assume you're the smartest person in the room.Political punk and pop culture evangelist. Complicated cancer survivor; still healing.She/Her. If you’re not a Fascist/Racist/Misogynist/Homophobe/Transphobe/Xenophobe/Antisemite/AI, we’re cool.

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you recognize the subway hijacker’s sneeze.
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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New GOP ad for the Midterms.
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We Like Sportz
YouTube video by thelonelyisland
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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I truly wonder if Natalie sent her friends and her wireless printer to Senator Schmitt’s office.
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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yacht Rock Night on #DWTS has me wondering why JC Chasez hasn’t won a season yet.
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*NSYNC & Christopher Cross "Sailing" Live at the Blockbuster Awards 1999 (Remastered HD)
YouTube video by Christopher Cross
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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Laugh-crying at the accuracy.
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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If SNL doesn’t have Mikey Day play Senator Schmitt’s posterboard-wrangling staffer, what are we even doing here?
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ℕ𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕠 ℕ𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕠 𝕄𝕒𝕟 @nachonachoman.net · 29/09/2026
Dammit, going to have to blast this loud now! youtu.be/8KHwuOtcALQ?...
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Silverchair - Freak (Official Video)
YouTube video by SilverchairVEVO
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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ll give you an entire album: Neon Ballroom by Silverchair
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Neon Ballroom - YouTube
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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hope Paul Dano wins an Oscar for playing Jack Smith.
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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Truly, if you are able to, you need to watch this testimony now.
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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Senator Kennedy smacking his gums in the background has me legitimately concerned for Jack Smith’s safety.
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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Vanity Fair officially shed the last of their dignity.
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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
John Fetterman continues to be that guy who was the only other person in high school who wanted to talk politics, but for all the wrong reasons.
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John Fetterman Quickly Corrected by Journalist After Saying He Is a ‘Lifelong Republican’ in Notable Slip
Pennsylvania senator John Fetterman called himself a “lifelong Republican” before a journalist corrected him on Saturday, Sept. 26. Fetterman made the remark while taking questions from audience membe...
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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fun fact: The only Beatle to host SNL is NOT Paul.
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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The most accurate and concise description of Rahm Emanuel I’ve ever heard.
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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
OG Lanterns.
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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Love is definitely in need today. Happy 50th, Stevie.
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Songs In The Key Of Life - Album by Stevie Wonder | Spotify
Stevie Wonder · album · 1976 · 21 songs
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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
All day, every day. We shouldn’t be beholden to a two-party system, but when only one of them gives a damn about giving us a chance to decide for ourselves, here we are.
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Thomas Linner @tmlinner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have a lot of thoughts about leftist purity culture, but they pale in significance to my thoughts on cheerleaders for the Iraq War and proponents of the social virtues of abject poverty. One of the latter is worse than a bar full of the former.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I work at the newspaper and just wrote The Great Awokening is over, I’m both 79 and 12 years old and make 260,000 dollars a year from a man who sent Katy Perry into space on a rocket ship. As you can see, everyone else is the problem.
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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Marvel’s current box office strategy:
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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If Ron Swanson showed up in Widow’s Bay, I would not bat an eye.
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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In honor of CBS/Paramount still being a jerk about airtime priorities, and the MTV VMAs not being broadcast live as a result, here is what happened when MTV/CBS/Viacom wouldn’t let Daft Punk perform on The Colbert Report because of VMAs contractual conflict. Hey Jeff Bridges!
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Colbert's Get Lucky
YouTube video by aditya agrawal
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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Today, I see angry young men online LARPing as Catholics, often for the aesthetic.” This has been happening with my generation and religion for decades.
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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy Spooky Season! Never forget this actual costume I saw 13 years ago at a pop-up costume shop in Chicago.
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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Who wants to tell People Magazine it’s not 2006
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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cillian Murphy’s son’s character on HBO’s Youth being depressed and in bed watching YouTube clips of Mitch Hedburg on his phone is charmingly devastating on multiple levels.
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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the way home today, I experienced peak 2026: Long John Silver’s advertising their new chicken wings.
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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Onion needs to stop giving Mike Braun ideas.
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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They’re all getting mega bucks from sports betting companies. If by some miracle we get to run Congress after the Midterms, I would love to see congressional hearings about the commodification of sports instead of who we let play them.
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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
SNL season premiere recap: The writers room is full of YOUTHS who just desperately watched YouTube clips of better sketches for inspiration, and we all suffered as a result.
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Kristen Wiig: When They Reply Without Answering My Question
ALT: Kristen Wiig: When They Reply Without Answering My Question
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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s a Beachy Sunday for late September. Wordle 1,926 2/6 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh…oh no…they started by doing a riff on the Tom Brady carnival sketch. 🫣 #SNL
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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have never been more proud of my heritage 🇨🇦 South Park needs to write a sequel song to “Blame Canada” called the multi-meaning “Blame US”
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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Today is one of those iconically perfect early fall weather Saturdays. Dammit, now I have to go outside today.
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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can’t sleep, watching season 3 of Westworld, and you know who I miss in my prestige TV? Luke Hemsworth. Stubbs was an underrated character that he totally elevated with his delivery.
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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Three episodes in, I just keep thinking about the dramatic efficiency of the Apocalypse season.
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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Put this on our iPhones!!!
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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Give me a season of Celebrity Traitors made up entirely of comedians and voice actors.
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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Period. (because she also forgot one in “P.S.”)
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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When art imitates life.
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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy Birthday, @timsneighbor.bsky.social
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Deirdre @dlpr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This dinner was sponsored by Americans who lost their healthcare, families who lost their SNAP benefits, Vets who lost their benefits, gov’t employees who lost their jobs, migrants who paid taxes & worked for crap wages…
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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Think your state AG is bad? Ours is suing the state athletic association because two members of the board are not white. How very 1966 of him.
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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Judging by the first five minutes of AHS 13, apparently Ryan Murphy and Taylor Swift are in some kind of cahoots, which makes so much sense I’m surprised it didn’t occur to me before now.
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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Interesting that during Pete Hegseth’s DraftKing of Kings Tour, when naming the groups Americans have fought in our 250 years as a nation, left out the group we fought in WWII.
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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
2026: Because of Ed Sheeran and Robert Kraft, people are finally discovering the 2016 song that Macklemore did with Idris Elba. Put that in your pop culture MadLibs and smoke it.
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MACKLEMORE & RYAN LEWIS - DANCE OFF (FEAT. IDRIS ELBA) OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO
YouTube video by Macklemore
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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
JFC this is a bleak era for child stars of my generation, even by child star standards.
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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Let the numbers in this headline sink in. I am an unapologetic TV Head, but even the reality of 25 BEST shows in 9 months has me laughing uncomfortably. And they even left off one of the year’s BEST, The Vampire Lestat!
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The 25 Best TV Shows of 2026 (So Far)
The small screen has been excellent all year—although there’s one show of the year, without question.
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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
She may as well have announced that he has a micropenis; this will devastate and infuriate him.
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