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Gretchen

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Founding member of Golden Girls fan club, Blanche Davidians. But, I guess this is mostly a rodent account now.

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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 13m
Yeah, now that I’m thinking about it, mid-October may be slightly late for them, but now they’re here they’ll stay til late spring
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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 18m
First warbler visit🌳
Orange-crowned warbler among the treesOrange-crowned warbler among the treesOrange-crowned warbler among the treesOrange-crowned warbler among the trees
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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 13h
This only temporary but god it’s nice to have a reprieve
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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 13h
Of course you do
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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 14h
Yeah like a band saw! Serrated
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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 14h
Yeah that would have been smarter. Sometimes (usually) I smoke weed when I’m souping and get really literal with the instructions.
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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 14h
It’s a decently sharp Wusthof chef’s knife. I’m serious about the bandsaw thing.
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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 15h
Next time it’s raw gourd day I’m going to bring the fucker to the wood shop and get it cut with a bandsaw
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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 15h
Cutting up a raw butternut squash is hard. cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1023...
cooking.nytimes.com
Butternut Squash Soup Recipe • 4★ (Gift Recipe)
With a combination of squash, onion, garlic and a little spice, this soup is as simple as it gets. Roasting the squash helps concentrate its natural flavors and is a step that can be done a day or two...
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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 19h
🎃🚫
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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 21h
It could def be a murder weapon
Huge gourd
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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 22h
Lol
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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 22h
I’m going butternut!
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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 22h
🥳🧑‍🍳
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23h
Katie Zacharia was practicing law the right way. by Ezra Klein
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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 22h
Hell yeah
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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 22h
Temp finally dropped so it’s time to roast a gourd
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Deb @debramayberry.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
“Well, what are you waiting for? C’mon.” #sqrlpix
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 23h
That coral lipstick is all wrong for her
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Jacob Clifton @jacobclifton.com · 23h
I love how they're like, Katie is making us look bad — no y'all she made you all look incompetent and evil, both of which you are. Imagine being put side by side with Pete Hegseth & not measuring up. I'd die. I hope they serve Botox in hell
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Michael 🔪🎃👻 @fumikechu.bsky.social · 23h
What’s that? Half a mooch?
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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
You got it
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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Horns a plenty was my mother's name, you can just call me Satan
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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
🤫
Rat curled up showing his pink feet
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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Rat curled up showing his pink feet
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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Motherfuckers act like they forgot about Joe Scruggs
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gabbs @girlboss.capital · 15/10/2026
wahoo
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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Garbage human no. 1 Most of Ken Paxton’s Money Can Be Traced to One Man: Elon Musk www.nytimes.com/2026/10/16/u...
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Most of Ken Paxton’s Money Can Be Traced to One Man: Elon Musk (Gift Article)
The world’s richest person, who has become the biggest known midterm donor, gave $158 million to a group that quickly spent that much to help Mr. Paxton’s Senate bid in Texas.
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 15/10/2026
I got this tonight, one foreground and one background video. The background footage is at 30%, captured in the same minute on a tripod. The crop jumped to the right of the frame during the background footage. Fun guys! 🪶 🐦‍⬛
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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Couldn’t tell you. Let it run on mute while I watched tv
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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
This part about Tony B amuses me for some reason
Mr. Ahmed's lawyers in the federal case did not respond to requests for comment. Adam Sheppard, Mr. Suhail's lawyer, confirmed his client was at the Dubai party, saying the video was real, but declined to answer questions about why and how Mr.
Paxton was there.
Mr. Ahmed has deep ties to Texas. He started multiple businesses in Texas, public records show, and owned a property now worth more than $16 million in Houston before he sold it ahead of his indictment.
The home is currently owned by Tony Buzbee, a prominent Houston lawyer who successfully defended Mr. Paxton against impeachment in 2023. Mr. Buzbee told The Times that he does not know Mr. Ahmed and that he was not aware of his ties to Mr.
Paxton. He said he planned to demolish the house, which is the second property Mr. Buzbee owns on the same street, to build a pool and pool house.
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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Honestly, I’d pay 190k to avoid partying with this turd Paxton Partied in Dubai With Fugitives Charged With Fraud, Lawsuit Says www.nytimes.com/2026/10/15/u...
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Paxton Partied in Dubai With Fugitives Charged With Fraud, Lawsuit Says (Gift Article)
Ken Paxton celebrated New Year’s Eve in 2024 with two men wanted on federal charges, one of whom donated at least $190,000 to his campaigns. The extent of his ties to the men was unclear.
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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Haha.
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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
None of our training is for anything remotely useful. It feels like we do sexual harassment training every 6 months and we’ve all been working remote since 2020
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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It’s literally called The One About MFA
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 15/10/2026
Technically our rapists are independent contractors
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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Nice! We don’t have that kind of budget.
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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Watching a mandatory training video where the actors act like they’re in the show Friends, chatting in a coffee shop about multi-factor authentication.
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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Sleepy boy
Sticks the rat sleeping on a striped shirt with his head between chair slats
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Lindsey Wailes (looking for work!) @linwail.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Day 15 - Robot Rat I’m leaving on a trip so it’s an early rat today #rattober2026 #beansrattober
Wind up rat
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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Been waiting for IT to fix stuff for three hours now. So, pretty chill day for me.
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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Good god. The Brooklyn bird scandal is fucking nuts
Neighbors and others who showed support for the store online were not spared from the vitriol.
Brad Thomas Parsons, who lives two doors down, posted an Instagram story on Sunday supporting the shop. By Monday, he found himself on the business end of a barrage of insults.
"First I was being bullied for having red hair, then for being husky," he said. "Then it was 'pedophile, 'wannabe celebrity' and
'blue collar, as if that was an insult."
Then someone left a comment on a picture of his cat, Enzo, wishing the cat had terminal cancer. "That was the last straw," he said. "It left a sour taste in my mouth."

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https://www.nytimes.com/2026/10/14/nyregion/kelly-clarkson-art-of-play-feud.html?unlocked_article_code=1.I1E.GPlA.nH_1vXEDEZDA&smid=nytcore-ios-share
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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Large Pumpkin News Alert🚨 There’s a New Great Pumpkin to Rule Them All www.nytimes.com/2026/10/14/u...
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There’s a New Great Pumpkin to Rule Them All (Gift Article)
A farmer in Rhode Island raised a 3,156-pound pumpkin this year, setting a new measure for the greatest of all gourds.
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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sorry I'm late; I was filling the local Little Free Libraries with copies of the Necronomicon
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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
🙃
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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Well we can look forward to age-related dementia. 🍻
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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Apparently she took the bar once in CA, failed it, and then took off to china with her private equity husband where she had a job that was more like an internship
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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Too bad all these people are too dumb to be suitably embarrassed by this kind of thing Trump’s New Press Secretary: Not-Quite Attorney at Law www.nytimes.com/2026/10/14/u...
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Katie Zacharia Is Trump’s New Press Secretary. But Is She a Lawyer? (Gift Article)
Katie Zacharia told The New York Times that the confusion over her legal credentials is the result of one big misunderstanding.
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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Enjoy!🥳
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
THE ONLY WAY EVIL IS GETTING IN HERE IS BY KNOCKING POLITELY ON THE DOOR AND ASKING TO BE LET IN. HI EVIL, YOU'RE LATE.
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