Reposted by FKA ThirstieUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 14hcool well, you can engage in the Discourse Wars of "who is allowed to be a lesbian" I'm gonna be over here, bisexually lesbianing 1414423
FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 15hBought first house at a high. Sold low. Buying again — high. Not to be funny but if anyone fancies giving us a break re: property market that’d be great 100
FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 21hShould note that the iced coffee in an interview hot topic was closed on Xitter about two weeks ago. 330
FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Was anyone planning on telling me that Slow Horses is just Spy Ted Lasso? For fuck’s sake man 100
FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Starting Slow Horses. I hope it’s half as good as Spooks. I want to watch Spooks 000
FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We need Candace Owens down at the Massachusetts lesbian bar to get things a lil nasty again 040
FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Woking yourself into being pro-Iranian state regime 000
FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I SAW YOU MAKING ANGELS IN THE SNOWstatic.klipy.comAngry Woman Screaming in RageALT: Angry Woman Screaming in Rage 010
Reposted by FKA ThirstieThe Guardian @theguardian.com · 26/09/2026Alberta’s self-image as world’s only rat-free region shattered by discovery of rattheguardian.comAlberta’s self-image as world’s only rat-free region shattered by discovery of ratProvince’s rat patrol called in to investigate as town of Bowden announces discovery of dead vermin 1091085233
FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026New John Green book coming out… big day for adult women who were groomed on the internet as teenagers 020
FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Making another Meera Sodha tonight. It’s Mamma Meera: Meer We So Again 040
FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I loveeee when a destination triumphs relaxed, food-forward all-day dining 000
FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes are going to do it raw in IMAX 120
FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Surprise sexy song of the late summer/early autumn is a likkle bit of Weezeropen.spotify.comSay YesWeezer · Weezer · Song · 2026 000
FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We need Lauren Boebert down at the Massachusetts lesbian bar to get things a lil nasty again 130
FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Reaching the “filing two months of work credit card expenses” level of procrastination 100
FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Got my Rottys 2027 tickets. I’m your boyfriend 020
FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Sweetheart, that’s all very nice, but if you’re not going to WEAR MASK, you’re not a dyke. 080
FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Lauren Boebert out here doing the damn thing for all the evil bisexuals 🥵🤫🤣🤣🤣 000
FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Are we all across this? Do we have a plan? 3162
FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026There’s a house for sale near us with a huge EU flag flying out the front. It’s been on the market for months. Speaks volumes 010
FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026JFK Jr and Carolyn Bessette-Kennedy are alive and they’re at Cribbs Causeway 000
FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Two wishes for the genie now — abolition of stamp duty and then the abolition of the Eurostar, which has ruined my birthday 000
FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026H doesn’t understand but to me it feels intuitive to pop the dryer on for an extra 20 minutes when the clothes feel broadly dry. It’s what I describe as “a sweetener” 020
FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Andy Burnham twiddling with the weather machine to make sure I get a crisp morning but the builders doing next door’s extension are topless by the afternoon 010
FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Discovering that my free trial to the Atlantic has finished and I’ve just paid £60 to the Atlantic 000
FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Mad that 6TB was, twenty years ago, considered an unwieldy amount of data that would take months to analyse. Would now be a relatively normal storage size for one household’s personal data. Makes me wonder about terrorism in rapid digital/AI expansion! 000
FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Slowly emerging from my 9/11 fugue state. But it’s taken longer this year and something’s shifted 100
FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Whether you see cars or cyclists misbehaving more often seems to depend entirely on both your political axis and your preferred mode of transport. Which is interesting, isn’t it! 100
FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Buying jeans as a woman is anti-feminist, cruel, etc. 100
FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Met with the creeping suspicion that I’m too clever for an eye test. I’m too competent in deduction, pattern recognition, things of that nature. I’ve outfoxed the optometrist and I’m hardly trying. 170
FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Celebrating something very special (20 years of John Mayer’s Continuum) with a miserable rainy walk! 010
FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026It can’t always be SASH WINDOW. Someone’s gotta hold it down in CASEMENT WINDOW. 000
FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Looking for a spooky and yet not overtly Halloween-y film to watch on the streaming services and wondering if any good films have ever been made at all 500
FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026A National Trust kitchen garden HATES to see me and my entire family coming 040
FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026All the university drop-off signs are out in Bristol this weekend. That was me 12 years ago, three days after my 18th birthday, and really someone ought to have turned me away and told me to come back the year after. So little! 010
FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Having a slightly unanticipated emotional response to turning thirty. Feels like the mythology of “my twenties” has a bit more life in it yet. Next week it will be closed, however, not to be repeated. A strange reminder that you really don’t get two goes around to see what you can make of it. 110
FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Me: Babe please can you pick me up another pack of my Paw Patrol-branded mini snacking cucumbers. I promise I won’t leave them in the back of the fridge to go mushy this time… 😈 131
FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I was never aware of 9/11 when it happened, which is to say that I don’t really remember a world in which it hadn’t happened. 100
FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I think M&S is phasing out its Restore Apothecary scent… Rupert Lowe what the hell have you done I want my geraniums back 000
FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Calling a moratorium on all 30-minute pop girl albums until we can figure out what the fuck is going on. Lady that’s an EP 030
FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Was complaining about the baffling cult of Vinted just yesterday and, well, I’m always rightnewstatesman.comVinted BrainHow Britain lost its mind to online shopping addiction 010
FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026You’re saying that Jon Ronson and Jon Richardson aren’t the same guy? 000
FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026H earlier this week as I was showing him an Instagram Reel of a guy freaking out when asked to buy cheese: Babe aren’t you so glad I’m not like these awful Instagram husbands who can’t even interpret a basic shopping list without calling their wives 110
FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Unsurprisingly, all the quotes on this prove the OP right. 020
