Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 11h Carrie but for some reason it’s set in Billingsgate Fish Market 010
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 11hTango Six, requesting authorisation to call Charlie a cockwomble 091
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 16hI don’t know what a Blowers is, all I know is want them dead 020
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Paul Verhoeven knew what you fuckers were 40 years ago, don’t act so shocked 070
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Brother don’t you start about serious politics, all you’ve done is lose and lose and lose 040
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“This is the kind of politics you’d find in a student union”, says the genius who thought getting thousands to politely ask to be arrested for nothing would simply bring about climate renewal policy 1110
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Caroline Lucas is beloved by horny Brompton tories with a rental portfolio and nobody else. You could be forgiven a decade ago for thinking she might have some merits but just another useless lib clogging up the system 041
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Andy Burnham gets her nose: oh well, that’s not what I expected from you, a mirage with a long career of shapeshifting personas in politics 😞 Her own leader lose a byelection in a reasonably safe Labour seat: you pieces of shit. You scum. You better commit seppuku to restore our honour 181
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comFather Dougal Father Ted: Do Not PressAlt: Father Dougal Father Ted: Do Not Press 040
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Fash are smashing up HMOs they think house asylum seekers in Salford. But I’m relieved we’re focusing on Green Party conference motions, where the real racism happens 0111
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Evo Psych? More like Evo, Sike!! On account of it being horseshit 052
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Self determination works for an oppressed minority under imperialist structures- if you’re on a flight from Brooklyn to steal a Palestinian family’s house at gunpoint thats not self determination jabroni 110
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026And self-determination for Palestinians is always “well you have to get rid of the evil Hamas” while Israelis just get a free pass for electing Oskar Dirlewanger in perpetuity 280
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026A far left figure (Varoufakis, Albanese, Piker) 270
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The lions of Palestine, Lebanon and Iran are on nowhere near an equivalence with the genocidal monsters that scheme to exterminate and replace them with shitty McMansions and psytrance raves. If you’re still doing this now you prefer huffing your own arse fumes to reality 030
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Guarantee this guy’s going to be in the Knesset within a decade 010
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I said “get fucked” aloud just now at the mere thought of it 130
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I always think back to that Blowjob Brothers Dunt and Lynskey did where they discovered neoliberalism is actually a well tread academic term that’s been around for decades. They seemed shocked that all the people beneath them actually knew what they were talking about. Into the memory hole it went 2142
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Jean-Luc, Pascal, there’s a snooty English paper who says you shouldn’t have mistresses or cigarette breaks, get them 060
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026He’s occasionally done some good environmental reporting but he’s also a fucking clown when asked to connect the dots on what all this might mean 060
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Wonder if there’s a couple of French farmers out there willing to get the Eurostar and absolutely hose the guardian offices in pigshit 1100
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The Doncaster Paragliders are revving up in tribute 030
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Something like a Pinot Noir’s quite light, good entry point 120
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Somebody’s been putting the office toilets out of commission, and they’re putting their talents to use 100
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Those pesky Russians are shitting in cisterns at Finnish politicians’ house parties 100
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Me walking out of the train toilet after absolutely annihilating it with three espressos and several protein shakes, adjusting tie: Dasvidanya, Northern Rail 1134
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“Thank you, and good morning to everybody who voted for Kama- FUCK” 130
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It’s baffling how many lightweights there are going “yes of course it’s racist, BUT ” 110
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Me smirking: What if I simply say genocide is bad but don’t really do anything to deal with either its roots or symptoms?! Delightfully devilish Caroline 120
Reposted by Long John Dipshit 💀🎃Krevmh @krevmhshorn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026martin luther one day at random 011013
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The iron dome is played out. I’m investing ten million in giving the island of Britain giant legs so it can pick itself up and run away from any significant missile attacks. Northern Island can attempt to drill itself free from the RoI but no promises 040
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The obvious answer is Game of Thrones. All time fumble 3823
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I mean fuck knows if Kemi will actually win, there’s a concerted effort to close back to the party duopoly now. Maybe this will just be a hall of fame British boondoggle, maybe it’s just more money to US firms, but just everything is chud brainrot now, it’s infuriating 040
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Vast swathes of people who’ve gone hollow at the computer have decided Israeli apartheid is the coming model for what’s to come, and they’ve all got political careers and CIA funding 130
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Really is depressing how much the global right is just collapsing into American and Israeli nonsense now. “We’ll have our own iron dome!” Did you fuckers sleep through True Promise?! Russia’s not going to be sending home made rockets from scrap and fertiliser 160
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026He was one of usstatic.klipy.comTim CurryAlt: Tim Curry in scary movie 2 smiling and about to be murdered by a ghost flirting with him 010
Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Wasn’t Baerbock visiting Lebanon when she told them it’s their own fault they’re getting bombed? And it’s fine actually to attack hospitals because *secret Hamas Umbrella base*? Couldn’t less of a fuck what those Eurocucks think 090
