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Chris Wolfe

@woffles.bsky.social
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Seattle area Pokémon VGC competitor, avid fantasy novel reader, and wrestling fan. Trans rights are human rights. Free Palestine 🇵🇸 Pokémon Champions name: Woffles he/him

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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 15h
Now moving onto the part where I start hounding the people we've invited to the wedding to RSVP.
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Shellraiser B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️‍⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 @shelleybwoke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don't care which fascist fuck you're aiming at (Musk, Trump, Hegseth, Rubio, etc.), creating and poasting media of them in dresses is not helping anyone - and its destroying the environment as well. Fuck you!
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Finally got around to seeing Backrooms. Ever notice how our feeds are filled with amalgamations of pictures, words, and ideas filtered through again and again and again and we're left with uncanny regurgitations of what came before? That just came to mind for some reason. Good movie!
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Reminder to any lefties out there tempted to hand it to tuck tuck - this guy is not our ally
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The idea that Newsom is even remotely a serious candidate for president is so goddamn clown shoes at this point In the past month he's vetoed LGBTQ+ rights measures, pushed the Paramount merger through, further cozied up to AI barons and now this. Dude couldn't even win a Governor reelection now
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If the baseline argument is young men are just unevolved gorillas, which is what the defense of those men boils down to, why aren't more men offended at being likened to animals. You're cool with that? You're SELF LABELING with that? Okay. Why are unevolved gorillas in charge and not in zoos.
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If the argument for women should know better than to go into a rape den like a frat house, explain to me why a rape house like a fraternity is allowed to exist at all.
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's been years since I played The Witcher 3 and fuck, the Bloody Baron questline is so good. As good as I remembered.
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The empty chair in the Death Riders intro broke the dam. This is was always going to be a hard episode of Dynamite to watch.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I know Musk is high on the list of Most Responsible For How Things Are but the person I loathe most is Jenny McCarthy and whichever editor/producer platformed her. Once someone decided she knew more than a doctor we were fucked forever. She's the reason people believe TikTok and YouTube.
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they DIDN'T REFUND her fucking TUITION?????
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Started putting on an episode or two of Dragon Ball Z with the Bruce Faulconer soundtrack when I get off work. I've got these blurays I might as well use them. 🤷‍♂️
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do not watch the HBO Harry Potter show. Don't hate watch it. Don't pirate it. There is no good reason or method of watching it. Watch anything else. Play anything else. Read anything else.
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"I do not like the cone of shame"
My dog with a cone around her neck after a vet visit
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Picked up the Witcher 3 on Switch ages back because I was curious how it looked and ran (not great). Now it got a free upgrade and looks fantastic on Switch 2 so I guess it's finally time for a replay.
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
...and those who knew about it and didn't speak up shouldn't be let off the hook either.
Screenshot of a piece of art showing a woman holding a spike to a man's temple in one hand and a hammer in the other

A post directed at Cornell University from user "themollygalbraith" overlays it with the message:

"Yes I think we actually *should* ruin the futures of adult men who drug and gang rape a woman, thanks for asking."
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm catching up on AEW All Out and saw the news that Pac died?! He just had a great match on this show. What the fuck?
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The thing I love about weddings is how it brings everyone together.........
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Deadpool: Fake Laugh, Hiding Real Pain
Alt: Deadpool: Fake Laugh, Hiding Real Pain
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trying to decide if it's really necessary to tell guests that Meta glasses will not be allowed at the wedding. We have a small guest list so I'm not sure it needs to be said but... Yeah. We'll definitely be asking to keep phones put away during the ceremony and encourage keeping them put away after.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
X-Men never "became woke" you just grew up to be a bad person.
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The first time I see an ad in a game is the time I close it and uninstall the game and leave a 1 star review. We already went through this with Deus Ex Human Revolution on loading screens. Advertise on your storefronts if you must but leave art alone.
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the one day a year I can actually see my future wife. Happy Bi Visibility Day! (don't show her this post she will roll her eyes and may call off the wedding)
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's fall which mean it's time for chili. I think I've outdone myself this time
It's a bowl of chili. And a spoon. That's it.
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Anyone stanning Newsom in September of 2026 cannot possibly have anything I need to see over the next however many years we all even have left
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh no, it's already time for the chapter 8 fight in Fortune's Weave on Cai's path. I feel unprepared.
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Leda - Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave
Alt: Leda - Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Don't threaten violence online. Instead, be specific and advocate for it through legal channels and due process.
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Chocobone💀Skare🎺Paradie🪦 @chocoboskaparadise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Perfect
A meme of Bobs Burgers kids
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Fared Al Mahlool | فريد المحلول @faredalmahlool.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This video was filmed in Palestine. My heart struggles to comprehend such cruelty and the heartbreaking disregard for human life. No human being should have to endure this.
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm not going to choose violence, I'm going to choose fantasy violence and play more Fire Emblem.
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Josephina Meditates to Calm Down
Alt: Josephina Meditates to Calm Down
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I almost always play games on Normal or Easy, but for Fortune's Weave I'm playing on Hard for my first playthrough and absolutely loving it
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
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The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

@treewarrior.bsky....
maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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boozeandbullets2.bsky.social @boozeandbullets2.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Democrats right now:
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
......Finn?
Screenshot from Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave showing an undead Lind saying "By order of my lord Balor, no one can pass here."
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
what are the journalist ethics when your subject uses a phrase incorrectly and you put that incorrectly used phrase in the headline. like if you watch the video, hasan literally means the opposite of pound for pound. he means "in an absolute sense." that's odd www.axios.com/2026/09/17/h...
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Hasan Piker on "The Axios Show": America worse than al-Qaeda "pound for pound"
The Twitch streamer is central to GOP attacks on Democrat Abdul El-Sayed in the Michigan Senate race.
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Taylor doing the bit, but sincerely
Screen shot of a social media interaction. 
OP: Can't wait to gamble today. Literally shaking. That's called dedication.
7:29 AM • 30 Nov 22

Replying to @sloprules
That's called an addiction
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OP: Buddy, I've been gambling everyday for 20+ years. It's all I think about and I still haven't gotten addicted so doubt it's happening.
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ed Sheeran hiding behind his supporting artists only to have them all quit in solidarity is just so deeply funny. Masterful gambit, sir.
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The Rascal King of Gregging @therascalking.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Can we stop doing this please?
Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale.

Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
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Corvus Kai 🔞 @corvuskai01.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Nathan for you meme with him in Ed Sheeran hair saying "The plan? Hire all Irish openers and then both sides a colonial genocide and see if they stay on tour."
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Metroid Dread background with text in the style of the title font that says "Free Palestine"
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Saw the video of Mitch McConnell being wheeled out. I am now a believer in necromancy because ain't no way that dude is still alive in the usual sense.
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Ian Danskin @innuendostudios.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
MAKE AMERICA STOP SHITTING ITSELF 2028
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Macklemore "every child deserves to live" Ed Sheeran "this is hurtful to a lot of people"
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 14/09/2026
And if the way you fight against concentration camps is to yell at trans people to stop caring about their own personal safety? Literally go do anything else. Go protest an ICE facility. Go organize mutual aid for impacted communities. Go make whistle kits and go distribute them.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is honestly how you have to start answering all baited questions at this point. None of it is in good faith. The media doesn't care about fixing anything (they're complicit) so don't get them the sound bite and keep telling the truth. Doesn't matter if it's trans rights or climate change
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Remember when we wouldn't eat Chick-fil-A because they were supporting anti-gay measures? JK Rowling is using her royalties to support anti-trans measures. Don't go see the play, don't watch the new show. Be consistent.
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