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Chris Wolfe

@woffles.bsky.social
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Seattle area Pokémon VGC competitor, avid fantasy novel reader, and wrestling fan. Trans rights are human rights. Free Palestine 🇵🇸 Pokémon Champions name: Woffles he/him

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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 3h
Still wild to me that my parents retired and moved back to Michigan and now they know who Hasan Piker is because of this election cycle. They are retired, they should not know who any Twitch streamer is. They were voting Abdul before and are still voting Abdul for the record.
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 14h
the year is 2030 and i no longer consume anything that isn't personalized to me. every game, every book, every movie extends to the limits of my own imagination and no further. i haven't been surprised in five years. i cry softly, in bewilderment, if i see a word i don't know
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I am horrified by the idea of livestreaming an execution by firing squad... But as a death penalty abolitionist I won't lie, I kind of want death penalty supporters to watch it. And if they won't watch it, I'd be curious why not? This is justice, is it not?
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Picture of Zohran Mamdani with the caption of "Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal"

Text above the image reads:

"Me after a glass of wine:"
"Me also after a glass of water:"
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm pre-mad at the amount of that fucking show I'll see just through osmosis online
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Exactly 1 month until I get married 😱
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not my elder millennial ass getting emotional at 8:30 am watching this
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Might I offer Tehran an alternative? Washington DC and Mar-a-Lago are both closer to Iran than LA or San Diego.
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Now moving onto the part where I start hounding the people we've invited to the wedding to RSVP.
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Shellraiser B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️‍⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 @shelleybwoke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don't care which fascist fuck you're aiming at (Musk, Trump, Hegseth, Rubio, etc.), creating and poasting media of them in dresses is not helping anyone - and its destroying the environment as well. Fuck you!
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Finally got around to seeing Backrooms. Ever notice how our feeds are filled with amalgamations of pictures, words, and ideas filtered through again and again and again and we're left with uncanny regurgitations of what came before? That just came to mind for some reason. Good movie!
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Reminder to any lefties out there tempted to hand it to tuck tuck - this guy is not our ally
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The idea that Newsom is even remotely a serious candidate for president is so goddamn clown shoes at this point In the past month he's vetoed LGBTQ+ rights measures, pushed the Paramount merger through, further cozied up to AI barons and now this. Dude couldn't even win a Governor reelection now
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There's so many pieces that hold this all together but the flashbacks with Ciri show a different character than the monstrous shell of a man we see slowly revealed in the present. The amount of depth in this one questline is superb. I want to feel something when I play and this delivers
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Honestly I think it's the best AEW show I've seen. It was just this pure, raw display of love and grief and the tributes to him, in every form they took, were heartfelt.
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If the baseline argument is young men are just unevolved gorillas, which is what the defense of those men boils down to, why aren't more men offended at being likened to animals. You're cool with that? You're SELF LABELING with that? Okay. Why are unevolved gorillas in charge and not in zoos.
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If the argument for women should know better than to go into a rape den like a frat house, explain to me why a rape house like a fraternity is allowed to exist at all.
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's been years since I played The Witcher 3 and fuck, the Bloody Baron questline is so good. As good as I remembered.
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
(I mean I'll obviously lump him in with them after a statement like that but you get what I was going for)
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"we keep getting lumped in with rapists." is wild to me. It's like... nah man, the only one lumping you in with them is you. The rest of us don't feel targeted. He should ask himself why that is
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That was a perfect tribute show. I've said that word a lot but it was everything it needed to be. 10/10
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh sure I'll cry one more time at the surprise at the beginning of the main event, why not?
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Marina with the Brutalizer. Perfect. This tribute show is literally perfect.
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ospreay at the end of that match 😭😭😭
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh I'm just going to cry a lot watching this huh
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Moxley vs Orange Cassidy is literally the perfect match to start off this show
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The empty chair in the Death Riders intro broke the dam. This is was always going to be a hard episode of Dynamite to watch.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I know Musk is high on the list of Most Responsible For How Things Are but the person I loathe most is Jenny McCarthy and whichever editor/producer platformed her. Once someone decided she knew more than a doctor we were fucked forever. She's the reason people believe TikTok and YouTube.
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
HELL YEAH GET EM
Statement from Mayor Cantelmo on Campus Sexual Violence & Future Community Safety
Late last week, I learned of the heinous and sickening allegations made against the Cornell students who, according to a former undergraduate student identified as Jane Doc, drugged and brutally raped her at the Chi Phi fraternity house. Despite the severity of these crimes, Cornell University administrators and police failed to contact or coordinate any response with the Ithaca Police Department. Furthermore, the University failed to hold the perpetrators to account. This is a miscarriage of justice and continues to pose a significant threat to students and residents who may be victimized at unsafe and under-monitored on- or off-campus student events.
Given this appalling response from university administration, I have no choice but to declare a new policy directive and corresponding Common Council resolution, implementing an immediate moratorium on all student event and special event permits, including, but not limited to Greek life and other student group gatherings, until such time that the University conducts an accounting of its protocols to prevent and prosecute crimes of sexual violence and publicly releases new standards and practices to keep our community safe.
Robert G. Cantelmo
Mayor of Ithaca, NY
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they DIDN'T REFUND her fucking TUITION?????
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'd honestly like Super even more if it had this style soundtrack to it. Call it nostalgia but what he did was so good.
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Started putting on an episode or two of Dragon Ball Z with the Bruce Faulconer soundtrack when I get off work. I've got these blurays I might as well use them. 🤷‍♂️
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's a barrier I can't get over personally. I have my old media I just can't bring myself to sit down and try to enjoy it, but to each their own.
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you own the movies and books already I guess enjoy those? There's no reason to keep engaging with "new" shit from this property.
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do not watch the HBO Harry Potter show. Don't hate watch it. Don't pirate it. There is no good reason or method of watching it. Watch anything else. Play anything else. Read anything else.
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"I do not like the cone of shame"
My dog with a cone around her neck after a vet visit
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is a masterpiece and should be on every platform and get re-released as frequently as Skyrim
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Even just an hour or two in the tutorial area is so good and does a great job of being representative of the rest of the game. Already sucked back in.
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Picked up the Witcher 3 on Switch ages back because I was curious how it looked and ran (not great). Now it got a free upgrade and looks fantastic on Switch 2 so I guess it's finally time for a replay.
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
...and those who knew about it and didn't speak up shouldn't be let off the hook either.
Screenshot of a piece of art showing a woman holding a spike to a man's temple in one hand and a hammer in the other

A post directed at Cornell University from user "themollygalbraith" overlays it with the message:

"Yes I think we actually *should* ruin the futures of adult men who drug and gang rape a woman, thanks for asking."
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm literally in the middle of watching All Out right now. What the fuck.
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of my favorites since 205 Live. I can't believe this or process it
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm catching up on AEW All Out and saw the news that Pac died?! He just had a great match on this show. What the fuck?
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The thing I love about weddings is how it brings everyone together.........
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Deadpool: Fake Laugh, Hiding Real Pain
Alt: Deadpool: Fake Laugh, Hiding Real Pain
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Like... We are paying a professional to take pictures, put the nightmare rectangle away for most of the day and live in the moment.
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trying to decide if it's really necessary to tell guests that Meta glasses will not be allowed at the wedding. We have a small guest list so I'm not sure it needs to be said but... Yeah. We'll definitely be asking to keep phones put away during the ceremony and encourage keeping them put away after.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
X-Men never "became woke" you just grew up to be a bad person.
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Chris Wolfe @woffles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The first time I see an ad in a game is the time I close it and uninstall the game and leave a 1 star review. We already went through this with Deus Ex Human Revolution on loading screens. Advertise on your storefronts if you must but leave art alone.
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