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@woe2you.beige.party.ap.brid.gy
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Web designer/developer from Bridgend. Reluctant woodworker. Occasional technology victim. Fediverse gurning champion. I can earworm myself at the drop of a reference. 🌉 bridged from ⁂ beige.party/@woe2you, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Bruce Lawson ✅ ♫ ♿ ✌️♂️✊ @brucelawson.vivaldi.net.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
Finally, a CAPTCHA that doesn't require me to instantly know what American fire hydrants or school buses look like.
A grid showing 16 different Roman busts, with the rubric "Please click each image containing an emperor of the Flavian dynasty
If there are none, click skip"
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woe2you @woe2you.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
Oh, fuck you.You've made a killing from me over the years but that's not enough, you want to hoover up data from my phone too. #enshittification
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woe2you @woe2you.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
Having a bit of a weekend. My router died yesterday, so I've had to haul out the ISP router I've kept stashed in a box against this eventuality, but the router was also running my reverse proxy so all my services are a bit bollocksed. #homelab
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woe2you @woe2you.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
I may have scored a bargain. #woodworking
A refurbished Evolution R255TBL+ table saw for a hair over £225.
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myrmepropagandist @futurebird.sauropods.win.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
"please don't give root to the text generator" shouldn't need to be on the rules list... but here we are.
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Bruce Lawson ✅ ♫ ♿ ✌️♂️✊ @brucelawson.vivaldi.net.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
If I don't keep my car roadworthy and crash into yours, it hasn't gone "rogue", it's my negligence and I'm responsible. If my dog attacks you, I am liable. There are no rogue AIs, just negligent AI companies. Prosecute them.
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woe2you @woe2you.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
I use two kettles on a regular basis. On one, the switch goes up. On the other the switch goes down. It's a source of great annoyance and many delayed beverages.
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lea @lea.ordinary.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
If you/your project is affected by DigitalOcean stopping their OSS credits program, please shoot me a PM immediately. Might be able to help. Boosts for visibility would be appreciated. #foss #linux
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👻 Furbland's Very Spooky Account™ 👻 @groupnebula563.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
are they called abba because that's the structure of all of their songs
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woe2you @woe2you.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
catfishing.net #828 - 9/10 🎉 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈 🐈🐈🐟🐈🐈
catfishing.net
catfishing - the Wikipedia guessing game
Guess the Wikipedia article from its categories. 10 interesting people, places, and things to guess every day.
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woe2you @woe2you.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
I'm attempting to make a small floating shelf, but my wood glue has a me-proof cap.
The culprit, sitting on my very messy workbench
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M.S. Bellows, Jr. @msbellows.c.im.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
I'm so old, I remember when software that spread into the wild and infiltrated other people's computers and did harmful things to them that the users didn't ask it to was called "malware" instead of "AI" and the people that spread it were prosecuted instead of given billions in venture capital […]
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taco, cultist bird/cat :verified420: :neocat_floof_devil: @fedi.birdcat.online · 23/09/2026
EVERYONE IT HAS HAPPENED ONE OF MY BOXES OF CABLES AND DEAD HARDWARE HAS YIELDED A JST 2.0 PH 4 PIN CONNECTOR PLUG THAT I WAS GOING TO HAVE TO BUY OFF OF AMAZON AND NOW I CAN JUST HARVEST IT OFF OF A DEAD FAN NEVER THROW ANYTHING AWAY
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woe2you @woe2you.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
I have once again been left to make dinner unsupervised. Regular readers will be aware of how much of a mistake that was.
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woe2you @woe2you.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
Oh good, Beige is borked again. Just got a notification from 2 hours ago.
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woe2you @woe2you.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
It's curry night.
A very orange chicken balti simmers in a pan. Breaking the surface are birds eye chillis and rings of red onionBombay aloo. The potatoes are golden, the masala is thick and red and clings to them.
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woe2you @woe2you.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
I have not developed web-slinging superpowers, I regret to report. Just a regular spider, unwilling to share my Crocs.
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woe2you @woe2you.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
Just got up and made egg fried rice. Because why not.
A black frying pan full of egg fried rice. It has peas in it, just so I can say I ate a vegetable.
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woe2you @woe2you.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
Back from the zoo. We did not bring a lemur back with us.
A curious ring-tailed lemur perched on the wheel of a wheelchair, investigating the contents.
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woe2you @woe2you.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
Got up bright and early to go too the zoo this morning. Just what I need, I thought. A chance to see some animals and get close to nature. Little did I know as I was walking out to the garage for my morning smoke that nature was close to me. Something in my shoe bit or stung me. I didn't see […]
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woe2you @woe2you.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
Apparently the Proclaimers have bravely come out as cunts ahead of an album release, saving a lot of people a purchase they'd go on to regret.
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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
Schrödinger wakes up, groggy, no memory of the last few hours, unsure of his surroundings. He seems to be confined inside some kind of box. There is a strange mechanism at one end. His pulses quickens; from outside he hears a cat purring.
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jaz :twt: :wales_flag: ⁂ @jaz.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026
I'd much rather see a Follow Hashtag button than pretty much the same chart for every hashtag. While we're at it, I'd prefer it to be measured over the past 12 hours, not two days.
A view of trending hashtags, with very similar sparkle charts for each
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Guy Emerson @angloperanakan.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026
This Is Just To Say I have trained on the proofs that were on our servers and which you were probably saving for publication. Forgive me I can't rule out that your proofs improved our models but burning $15m on a $1m prize so lean and so slop
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woe2you @woe2you.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026
RE: beige.party/@woe2you/11724061594850… C'mon Fedi, 82 to beat. You can do it. vole.wtf/gurning
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woe2you @woe2you.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026
Is Beige chugging for anyone else?
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woe2you @woe2you.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026
I am by nature quite a blokey bloke, but I do have capital-H Hair (I know most of you haven't met me, so just imagine a midway point between 80s metal band and Bill Bailey). Anyway, due to that I try to resist the natural male urge to buy a 28-in-1 […] [Original post on beige.party]
A bottle of Pantene "Classic Clean" shampoo sitting in the shower, lightly beaded with water
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woe2you @woe2you.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026
Just realised I should have upgraded from Proxmox 8 to 9 a week ago. Oops. Luckily it seems to have gone without a hitch. #homelab
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Ambivalent Dictator For Life @pikesley.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026
"Why weren't there enough cops around when the Fash turned up in Dover?" "Why do you never see Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus in the same place at the same time?"
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Evan Prodromou 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇬🇷🇵🇸 @evan.cosocial.ca.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026
Hell is other people's Makefiles
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woe2you @woe2you.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026
I'm trying to migrate a new client from $existingHost to my server because it's performing like a dog and throwing errors. They insist there's nothing wrong at their end. They're also charging $client for domain registration. Problem is WHOIS says the domain is actually with $oldRegistrar. It's […]
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woe2you @woe2you.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026
I know he's not the hero, but real life is making him more and more relatable. #gaming
Michael Douglas' character from Falling Down stands in a Playstation store. Text reads: I don't want to "Rent" the game, I want to own the game, which is why I clicked the button that said "Buy"
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Mike Conley (:mconley) ⚙️ @mconley.fosstodon.org.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026
*sigh* The internet has ruined me.
How do I describe this? It's a sculpture of two hands pulling apart... something?
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Real Gaz on a proper bike: gazza_d@toot.bike @gazza-d.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I see yer Da is handling the divorce well...
A picture from the Guardian of a man at the Reform conference dressed in a union jack suit with a walking cane. Photo taken by Tolga Akmen.
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 04/09/2026
So, if I understand Nigel Farage's argument correctly it is: "Everyone I trusted and elevated into a position of responsibility is constantly doing crimes that benefit me but of which I somehow have no knowledge. I am a man with the character, judgement, and intelligence to run the country." Ok.
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woe2you @woe2you.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026
Fedi missed connections post: someone posted their nails painted in a colour I can only describe as "Pillars of Creation". It was a bluey-purpley colour with silver sparkles and I nearly dropped a comment to ask what it was but stupidly I didn't because it was someone I didn't really know but […]
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woe2you @woe2you.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026
In a win for Victorian slang @lexicaleigh has a playlist called "Got the Morbs"
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Ambivalent Dictator For Life @pikesley.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026
Imagine believing, like genuinely believing, that Market Forces should be anywhere near fucking healthcare
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Bruce Lawson ✅ ♫ ♿ ✌️♂️✊ @brucelawson.vivaldi.net.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026
I'm enjoying the caption of an MP's comment as KKKermit (aka Nigel Farage) returned to the Commons after spaffing away taxpayer's money on a needless by-election.
Farage enters the Commons. Subtitle: "See you next time"
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woe2you @woe2you.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026
Woke up from a bizarre dream with a head full of Mott the Hoople.
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woe2you @woe2you.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026
Dear Fediverse. What would you do if your nearest and dearest were deliberately inventing malapropisms on the fly to break your brain? I've just been subjected to "I have no ducks in that horse race".
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woe2you @woe2you.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026
Every so often I accidentally catch sight of myself in a mirror and contemplate getting fit again for a moment. Then I remember it takes effort, and I'm really not that motivated.
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🇺🇦 haxadecimal 🚫👑 @brouhaha.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2026
We clearly must have Mozarts today, and at least a couple of them probably got the same upbringing he did to nurture their skill and talent, and we would therefore have:

* a musician of significant talent, dedication, and skill,

* who can write music across a bunch of different contemporary genres,

* who explicitly draws from the work of other musicians to build their style, and

* who is willing to do the musical equivalent of shitposting and wear fancy outfits while doing it.

I can only conclude that the modern day Mozart is Weird Al Yankovic.

I will not be taking questions.

[juxtaposed images of Mozart and Yankovic]
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woe2you @woe2you.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2026
I have once more made non-photogenic food. It's a knack.
Two plates on the kitchen counter, piled with chicken balti, pilau rice and Bombay aloo.
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Iris Volk @funkvolk.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/08/2025
Tag war gut 😌
Meme, father asks: "Are ya winning, son?"
Son, sitting at the computer, answers: "I'm making 11 people laugh on mastodon"
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Lety Does Stuff @lety.doesstuff.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
now people are asking what fork i recommend idk one with four little pointy sticks on the end, three is too little
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woe2you @woe2you.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026
Dolly, Tim Curry AND Peter Cullen? Not a good week.
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woe2you @woe2you.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026
Back up the valleys for a couple of days. It started raining last night, which was nice. Can't smell burning any more.
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woe2you @woe2you.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026
New video www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhdihArH2gg… A short demo today. We're digging through social media posts for The Man. This video is also available on Peertube: tube.woe2you.co.uk/w #gaming #VideoGames #LetsPlay
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PeerTube, an ActivityPub-federated video streaming platform using P2P directly in your web browser.
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