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William

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William @wllmmnns.bsky.social · 16h
Officially calling it "the Romero trade"
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William @wllmmnns.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
JOHEI ORTIZ!
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William @wllmmnns.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
There it is: statical proof that it's the clutch-est home run of all time.
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William @wllmmnns.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wow!
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William @wllmmnns.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Let's see Paul Allen's muppet without elbows
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
It’s hard to blame woke DEI when the military is losing a war because of the straits.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
(sea monster bio) You've probably seen my writhing in The Atlantic
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William @wllmmnns.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
World Series Champion: Milwaukee Brewers
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William @wllmmnns.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
To the Packers credit, they immediately followed that announcement up with the following banger over the PA system (pay attention to the chorus, not the title): music.youtube.com/watch?v=QMzk...
music.youtube.com
I Love It (feat. Charli XCX)
YouTube video by Icona Pop - Topic
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
The Sea of Ice, by Caspar David Friedrich, 1823-24
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William @wllmmnns.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Certified banger
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 23/11/2024
[to the tune of “Owner of a Lonely Heart”] Cybertruck at family court
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty MAGA: Coastal elites use the cup to sip the blood of children Journalists: Trump brings fresh perspective to cup debate
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William @wllmmnns.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Choosing to believe that Jameis Winston is named after Dune. Anything happens in the duniverse.
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William @wllmmnns.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
media.tenor.com
a man wearing a hat and a red shirt says they are who we thought they were !
ALT: a man wearing a hat and a red shirt says they are who we thought they were !
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William @wllmmnns.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Air - October 8th. Auditorium Theater, Chicago
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William @wllmmnns.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Son of Bluesky did some major damage
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William @wllmmnns.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
🎧 And the mercy seat is waiting And I think my head is burning And in a way I'm yearning to be done with all this weighing of the truth
American III by Johnny Cash
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A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
This may be helpful for you new followers. You can block every single person on these lists. Just click on the subscribe button and it will give you the option to block every one on it. Here’s the first: bsky.app/profile/did:...
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William @wllmmnns.bsky.social · 08/09/2024
I cannot get over how much Tom Brady sounds exactly like Jack from 'Lost'.
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William @wllmmnns.bsky.social · 13/07/2024
Well damn, now I know why they're out of them #mysonisalsonamedbort
"We're out of BORT license plates. I repeat, we are out of BORT license plates."
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William @wllmmnns.bsky.social · 27/05/2024
Here for the discourse. This is the spot where we discuss Michael Mann's The Insider, right?
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William @wllmmnns.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
Absolutely LOVE it.
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William @wllmmnns.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
I mean, a recent classic, but rather topical considering Twitter is down for me during opening day for my football team.
A screenshot of a PixelatedBoat tweet showing classic early season Homer Simpson hugging his decrepit sandwich with a caption of "What people who are still using twitter look like".
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William @wllmmnns.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
AMERICAN FOOTBALL!
My team, the Green Bay Packers, is trouncing their rival, the Chicago Bears 38-14 with 12 minutes remaining to play.
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Root Beer Sandwich @genadoesthings.bsky.social · 06/08/2023
I made this. It took forever.
A cross stitch of Ned Flanders saying “if you can’t handle me at my diddliest, you don’t deserve me at my doodliest.”
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
What the chicken nuggets in my microwave see at 3AM:
Trumps mugshot through a microwave door
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William @wllmmnns.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
Welcoming people to Bluesky
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Joaquín Baldwin @joabaldwin.com · 18/08/2023
Never resent your centaur art. For me too, my centaur stupidity ended up becoming the most popular stuff I ever posted.
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William @wllmmnns.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
[Opens ClickHole] Harrison Ford said WHAT?!?
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William @wllmmnns.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
Oh yay, the GOP is looking to gerrymander the court now...
Protasiewicz won her seat by over 11%.
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