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Root Beer Sandwich

@genadoesthings.bsky.social
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Co-host of the Kill by Kill podcast, writer, too old for this shit. She/her, don’t be an a-hole.

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Root Beer Sandwich @genadoesthings.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Men will post a picture with “Why don’t women dress like this anymore” and it’s just a woman wearing a cardigan
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Anatomy of a Scream @anatomyofascream.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Today on #AOASPodSquad: @genadoesthings.bsky.social, @jennferatu.bsky.social, and @joelipsett.bsky.social are back to talk patron saint of the pod Rose Byrne’s Oscar-nominated performance in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025). Heads up: this film is *not* playing around!
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White Ladies in Crisis: If I Had Legs I Would Kick You (2025)
Podcast Episode · Anatomy of a Scream Pod Squad · 2026-02-10 · 37m
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Anatomy of a Scream @anatomyofascream.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Tomorrow on the #AOASPodSquad: @genadoesthings.bsky.social, @jennferatu.bsky.social, and @joelipsett.bsky.social return to talk Mary Bronstein's visceral depiction of motherhood starring Oscar nominee Rose Byrne
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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You | Official Trailer HD | A24
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Root Beer Sandwich @genadoesthings.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Popping in from my hiatus to promote this fun little suspenseful short story I wrote for DeathBed deathbed.ghost.io/sweet-nothin...
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Sweet Nothings
"If you spit it out, I'll shoot you."
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Root Beer Sandwich @genadoesthings.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Some personal news genawatchesthings.ghost.io/so-anyway-i-...
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So anyway, I got a kidney transplant
Thursday, January 8th started as an excessively ordinary day. I went to work (wearing new pants that I worried looked like pajama bottoms), planned to watch Is This Thing On? (which I had been putting...
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Root Beer Sandwich @genadoesthings.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
We need to bring back tarring and feathering
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Root Beer Sandwich @genadoesthings.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Bryan Cranston selling hemorrhoid cream
Bryan Cranston in a commercial for hemorrhoid cream
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
If you're still on X, you don't really get to complain about how you can't leave because everyone else is still on X. It's like people in traffic, complaining about traffic. You're the traffic.
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Root Beer Sandwich @genadoesthings.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Gonna take a few months off to write a Revolutionary Road-style domestic drama about Blondie & Dagwood web.law.duke.edu/cspd/publicd...
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Public Domain Day 2026 | Duke University School of Law
January 1, 2026 is Public Domain Day: Works from 1930 are open to all, as are sound recordings from 1925! By Jennifer Jenkins and James Boyle[1] CC BY 4.0 Please note that this site is only about US l...
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Joe Lipsett @joelipsett.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
What a dumb, funny movie! Had a blast closing out 2025 with @jennferatu.bsky.social and @genadoesthings.bsky.social
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Root Beer Sandwich @genadoesthings.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Show me how your 2025 went
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.
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Root Beer Sandwich @genadoesthings.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
The miracle of the Christmas Xanax
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Root Beer Sandwich @genadoesthings.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Wish I could be in the room with Bari Weiss when Trump pulls his usual “never heard of ‘em” bullshit
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a close up of spongebob wearing a tie and a hat
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
BREAKING: Here’s the 60 Minutes Segment Trump and CBS News Executives Don’t Want You to See Video (no paywall): bit.ly/4qn6Jn5
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Walter Chaw @mangiotto.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Perform empathy. Please. Perform the fuck out of it. It's so good to act with kindness. I hope it penetrates to a place where you feel it, too, but if you must act some way, act the right way. I'm not here to judge your authenticity, I just want you to be kind, thoughtful, and mortified by meanness.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I have to say I think it was a mistake putting Barry White in charge of CBS News. Great singer but he’s no journalist, and he’s been dead for 20 years
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Root Beer Sandwich @genadoesthings.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Pisses me off that I can’t find the horny Matthew Morrison Grinch musical in full anywhere. You can’t bury it forever, Peacock!!!!!
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Root Beer Sandwich @genadoesthings.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
A sign of how tragically boring I've become: I've texted more than one person with "Have you tried any of those prebiotic sodas yet? They're pretty good!"
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Root Beer Sandwich @genadoesthings.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Over at Facebook I’ve had a holiday tradition for the past few years of posting this childhood picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap while wearing some incredible pants.
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Root Beer Sandwich @genadoesthings.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
The Kurt Cobain-ing of every celebrity suicide has to stop. All it does is further inhibit the understanding of suicide and “what kind of person” does it.
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Root Beer Sandwich @genadoesthings.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I know Scrooged is hit or miss with a lot of people (I love it), but even the haters have to admit this is an A+++++ sight gag
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Root Beer Sandwich @genadoesthings.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
"And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad, the dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had..."
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Root Beer Sandwich @genadoesthings.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I have this on a t-shirt
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Root Beer Sandwich @genadoesthings.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
2026 is gonna be my year
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Root Beer Sandwich @genadoesthings.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
The number of people who refuse to hold the President of the United States, the leader of the free world, to a higher standard in his words and deeds than the average internet asswipe is *fascinating*.
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ceej @ceej.online · 11/12/2025
so many of our current problems stem from americans not being able to comprehend that a guy they know from tv might actually be stupid
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Root Beer Sandwich @genadoesthings.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
“Can I raise a practical question at this point?” “Yeah” “Are we gonna do Stonehenge tomorrow?” “No, we’re not gonna fucking do Stonehenge!”
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Louis Peitzman @louispeitzman.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Logging off: now more than ever.
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Root Beer Sandwich @genadoesthings.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
😔
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Root Beer Sandwich @genadoesthings.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I don’t know, man, in these troubling times maybe you should go for it and make a festive Eraserhead baby for your Christmas tree.
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Root Beer Sandwich @genadoesthings.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
I want this very badly
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Root Beer Sandwich @genadoesthings.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
The funniest thing about Olivia Nuzzi’s book is that you know she wrote it not just expecting to come out of it as a heroine, but the heir to Joan Didion’s throne. That palpable arrogance makes the smackdown she’s getting even more delicious.
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Root Beer Sandwich @genadoesthings.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Local Santa nude, waiting for you in hot tub
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Root Beer Sandwich @genadoesthings.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
I will take whatever compliments I can get
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Root Beer Sandwich @genadoesthings.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Paul Dano is such a bizarrely random target of Tarantino’s shit talking. That’s like saying you don’t like puppies or ice cream.
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Root Beer Sandwich @genadoesthings.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Truly one of the most unpleasant family films I’ve ever had the misfortune of sitting through, and responsible for one of the worst, most maudlin Christmas songs since “The Christmas Shoes”
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Root Beer Sandwich @genadoesthings.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Using a stadium umbrella when walking down a crowded city sidewalk?
Lemongrab from Adventure Time yelling “one million years dungeon, no trial”
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Root Beer Sandwich @genadoesthings.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
May this end up an artifact of a darker time
A Christmas ornament with “Fuck ICE” stitched on it
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
It's been 30 years. People just need to accept that Mariah Carey's All I Want For Christmas Is You is a stone cold Christmas classic and stop acting like it's some yearly assault on the purity of Christmas music playlists.
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Anatomy of a Scream @anatomyofascream.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Today on the #AOASPodSquad: Get out of the lake because @jennferatu.bsky.social, @genadoesthings.bsky.social, and @joelipsett.bsky.social have re-entered the Oscar race with a look at Nia DaCosta's update of Ibsen's famous play, HEDDA, starring a dazzling Tessa Thompson and a commanding Nina Hoss.
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White Ladies in Crisis: Hedda (2025)
Podcast Episode · Anatomy of a Scream Pod Squad · 11/28/2025 · 42m
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Root Beer Sandwich @genadoesthings.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
The last thing I want to do is get into a Star Wars debate on Thanksgiving (or any other day), but this remains a travesty.
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Root Beer Sandwich @genadoesthings.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen: U2 (twice) Nine Inch Nails Social Distortion Violent Femmes Gogol Bordello
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Anatomy of a Scream @anatomyofascream.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Tomorrow on #AOASPodSquad: @jennferatu.bsky.social, @genadoesthings.bsky.social, and @joelipsett.bsky.social hit up the party so that they can hang out with Hedda in Nia DaCosta's latest.
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Hedda - Official Trailer | Prime Video
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Root Beer Sandwich @genadoesthings.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
When are we getting a limited series about this guy
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Root Beer Sandwich @genadoesthings.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
A Thanksgiving present from last year. “It opens with Ted Raimi selling loose condoms to horny drive-in theater customers, so you know you’re about to watch a genuine goddamn motion picture.”
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This year, serve up Blood Rage for Thanksgiving
Football, schmootball, take Grandma & your favorite cousin on a trip to Shadow Woods.
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Rebecca Colesworthy @rcolesworthy.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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Root Beer Sandwich @genadoesthings.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
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Root Beer Sandwich @genadoesthings.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Share a reliable character actor Michael Stuhlbarg. Shamefully overlooked by the Academy for the performances in A Serious Man and Call Me By Your Name, great at playing both warm-hearted nerds and weasels, inexplicably adorable.
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