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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 3h

feeling genuinely hopeful for November's election results but immediately self-sabotaging with intrusive doomers thoughts like "what does winning look like to a ruling party of family annihilators?"

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

god can you imagine the drama of an eventual Boerbert Blowup? Rooting for them

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Entering my cicada era: emerging from an extended brooding period to overwhelm the haters with my resplendence, and screaming.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/09/2026

really makes you wonder if rats fleeing a sinking ship ever consider another rat in particular especially contemptible, craven, worm-like, etc

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Ooh I'm very curious what the possible ways are to address the mosaic effect! I would imagine several folks would be presenting on that topic at this sort of conference!

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I see a lot of people mentioning Revelation Space, but if you don't want the full 7 book experience there's a spinoff/standalone series, the Prefect Dreyfuss Emergencies, that's just 3 books and has more of a detective/noir feel (but with cool space stations)

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

"yeah I take drugs for malaria that might make me go blind because my body can't distinguish between a virus and the hair on my head."

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I have a confession: all these years I've been accidentally reading "agitprop" as "agriprop" and thought there was some discourse I inherently couldn't understand because I wasn't from, like, Idaho or something

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Not drawing conclusions one way or another from its existence but I will say other profile stubs do appear to have a variety of publication links if you poke around. Guess it depends on document accession dates maybe

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

As someone who works with DOI related stuff and academic citations, it's interesting that she has a kcl profile stub with the War Studies school, but it's only linked to a publication with another War Studies researcher (with a full profile)

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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

*suspicious lobster wife* where did you get that shrimp *still confused lobster* you're never gonna believe this

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

But immediately hired on at the shit talking factory as a foreman

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I think it's a genius idea revoke all hybrid work options and force government workers/contractors back to the office 5 days a week right as oil prices are hitting a staggering new high, masterful gambit sir

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

This heel turn strikes me as big divorced guy ener- Ah, I see.

An excerpt from the article detailing Jentleson's separation from his children's parent following their transition. This Jentleson guy seems like a real piece of shit!

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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

wake me up when they release phone by the foot and i can just tear off as much phone as i need

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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

“They’re calling it the ‘Oedipus Challenge’, a new viral Tik Tok craze that has fathers groups worried.”

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

New global social marketing strategy: "swamp ass" as a compliment

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The amount of calories I can put away when I'm on progesterone - which I have to take to mitigate my risk of uterine cancer - makes me really peeved!!! Pre-hormones I had a fantastic diet, now I can eat a birria taco platter for 2 as a midnight snack and still feel peckish. Incredibly disrespectful!

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

some docs can be jerks sure, but often I've found that people with PhDs outside the medical field feel their grad degree puts them on equal footing with MDs so they want praise for finding pubmed abstracts like they unlocked a secret level no one else gets to access.

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

MAHA is the natural outcome to the cohort of people who have successfully wielded "I want to speak to your manager" at every other challenge in their lives

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I hope the reddit thread is flooded with comments like "girl hmu if u need an accomplice or an alibi"

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Not that it really matters, I think someone used a double neutral base like a 7NN without doing color balance for grey coverage so it's looking super ashy and dark in the natural light. So it's just a different shade of blonde but he still looks like shit

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Yeah this doesn't seem newsworthy except that he's super vain and self conscious so I think it would have a non-zero impact on his policy decisions if people collectively telling him his new hair color looked like shit

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Someone used either a level 8 with too much of a blue base or, most likely, a level 7 with a double neutral base to help cover grey, but 7NN tends to come out green toned if you don't soften your greys first

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I hate to be that pedantic person but this is an ash blonde (more like ASS blonde heh heh) shade of hair color that was probably over toned, combined with natural light angle.

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Considering how all the economists keep brow beating that our collective impoverishment is all in our heads, this must be a realtor skill issue right????

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Preventative safety measures dictate all models should be pushed off cliffs

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I can't believe we found someone in the wild unironically asking astronomers to check their privilege for [checks notes] ontological frameworks

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Hell yeah someone call up this colonizing white dude and give him the ol what-for on standardizing the definition of planets

A wikipedia entry of Uruguayan astronomer Julio Ángel Fernández

More info on his contributions to standardizing the definition of a planet in 2006, and its Pluto subsequently being labeled a dwarf planet

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Into the trebuchet with the rest of the white house

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers.

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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

My fingers, typing: I must not fedpost. Fedposting is the freedom-killer. Fedposting is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fedpost. I will allow it to pass over me and through me. My brain:

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

lotta bad news today but it was a good day for birds down at the ol' Johnson Space Center. (Sorry for the quality my phone lense was dirty)

A juvenile(?) yellow-crested night heron(??) unfolding its wings in a sunning position. It was holding very still!

The same maybe(?) yellow-crested night heron sunning itself from a different point of view. It's standing alongside some rocks of a small pond, fully upright.

A tricolored heron wading in a pond, its gaze turned downward

A group of red-billed ibis and one egret hanging out in a pond. One of them looks to be mid feather fluff

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Defleshed: mandatory Motion activated: preferred but optional

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I want this but for my earthly remains, at my funeral

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Gonna become a niche conspiracy theorist about why they stopped letting us talk to all the coders and developers on our project that was supposed to be at the easy-peasy maintenance phase like 3 years ago (management obviously but throwing in some wendigo mythos for extra flavor)

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Oh no you don't want to see what I see on a science data repository backend. Crying, throwing up, etc.

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

cost of living

A crude drawing of a man with a pompadour in a black jacket and wearing no shirt with a microphone pointed at him, a caption says "with costs of living reportedly skyrocketing, channel 7 asks residents if they're feeling the pinch"

The man says "the cost of living? Yes. To live is to pay a terrible price in grief, in suffering, in pain."

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Oh no, I'm in Texas and yearn to escape the worsening swampocalypse~

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Unless there's some dramatic policy shift in the near future, which hey, isn't wholly impossible

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Oh it's not something I have to worry about any time soon, I can't afford anything aside from paying student loans until I die. Considering I'm on the cusp of middle age, I think I can safely say anything I manage to save is more likely to go to health related stuff than a cross country move, sadly.

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

This is probably indicative of a normal and functioning economy, to do this, for fun

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

My new hobby - after spending 10 hours at work and an hour in traffic that flips between zombie dystopia slowdowns and Mad Max race scenes - is to come home and save real estate listings of rural PA homes and emotionally scar myself with the knowledge I'll never be able to afford any of them.

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