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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

This heel turn strikes me as big divorced guy ener- Ah, I see.

An excerpt from the article detailing Jentleson's separation from his children's parent following their transition. This Jentleson guy seems like a real piece of shit!

Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Hell yeah someone call up this colonizing white dude and give him the ol what-for on standardizing the definition of planets

A wikipedia entry of Uruguayan astronomer Julio Ángel Fernández

More info on his contributions to standardizing the definition of a planet in 2006, and its Pluto subsequently being labeled a dwarf planet

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

lotta bad news today but it was a good day for birds down at the ol' Johnson Space Center. (Sorry for the quality my phone lense was dirty)

A juvenile(?) yellow-crested night heron(??) unfolding its wings in a sunning position. It was holding very still!

The same maybe(?) yellow-crested night heron sunning itself from a different point of view. It's standing alongside some rocks of a small pond, fully upright.

A tricolored heron wading in a pond, its gaze turned downward

A group of red-billed ibis and one egret hanging out in a pond. One of them looks to be mid feather fluff

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

lmao www.chron.com/culture/arti...

a man left a brave but unwise message voicing what we we've all been thinking

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Sewist friends: does anyone know what specific type of fabric these pants are made from? I'm guessing some kind of rayon blend but the blogger's fabric store link is broken and I want to steal this whole look

A blonde woman wearing a pink sweater and orange pants

Another photo of the same blonde woman wearing a pink sweater and wide leg orange pants

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

If it doesn't qualify my next choice would be the Most English English language books

Book cover for Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I'm not sure if this counts since it wasn't originally in English

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

my Diarrhea Planet t-shirt is no longer a band shirt but now a heavy-handed national observation. dumbest fucking timeline, man.

Man with beard and red beanie wearing a Diarrhea Planet t-shirt, from the Hardtimes.net article, "Man Hoping Diarrhea Planet T-Shirt Distracts From Goatwhore Tattoo"

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Seems to work for a few mainstream religions. Sure, they haven't seen the rapture yet

Tobias Funke saying "but it might work for us"

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I don't think any of my friends supported what's his face after the whole Nazi tattoo thing came out, but if you doubled down you're a fucking dumb choad lol. Anyway my string of hearts is flowering the lil blooms are so cute!!

A cabinet of plants focusing on a few fines of a string of hearts plant

A closer version of the string of hearts vines, with the vines on the right showing three small flowers

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Another perfect day in the US healthcare system, where a low dose hormone pill to stop persistent bleeding will cost me $6k a month but just straight up yoinking the whole organ will cost me [checks notes] about $350.

An automated text notification from CVS pharmacy alerting the recipient that a prescription for the medication, Slynd, will cost $5,923.41.

A screenshot of health insurance deductible and out-of-pocket maximum spending. The remaining amount for the deductible shows $370, and the remaining amount for out-of-pocket maximum shows $342.38.

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Found a childhood picture of Me Causing Problems™️ that looks like it's aspiring to Renaissance proportions

A photo of roughly half a dozen girl scouts goofing off in an unspecified event space. A girl just right of center is standing up and tugging at her ears and making a grimacing face while some of the other girls look on or gesture at her. The date at the bottom right hand side of this photo indicates it was taken in November 1990.

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Looks like this year's summer interns should be arriving any day now!!

A pregnant deer grazing on some grass while people walk around a tree-lined sidewalk in the background.

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Annoying my partner by repeatedly trying to pitch this """seasonal""" summer job to him

A job listing for an HR business partner in Antarctica

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I have a great concept for a theme park ride with an even better idea for a name if Six Flags wants to hire me~

Construction scaffolding on the side of a multi-story building. There's a large black tube that runs down the scaffolding, likely for safe and easy disposal

A closer shot of the black tube, where it terminates just above a bright green dumpster

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

The calls to expand SCOTUS are no longer sufficient, democrats can only rely on one tool for reliable change

It's the monster truck Gravedigger, here to make this SUPREME COURT SUPRÊME MORT

this SUNDAY
SUNDAY
SUNDAY

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

check out this delightful shuttle era NASA simulation for neurovestibular training that looks like it would have cost half your allotted tokens at a Dave & Busters

A screen shot of a science experiment record's image section detailing a lot of technical hardware. It includes head mounted VR display, a tilt device, an astronaut wearing a head display, and two polygon-heavy images of what is only titled "PAT room"

A vr-type room with what I can only describe as having a polygonal vibe. This was likely created in the 90s, and so the design reflects the technology available at the time. The virtual room cube shaped, with floor and ceiling looking like white and grey checkered tiles, and one wall having blue and grey checkered tiles and the word "welcome" written on it. The further wall on the right is red and grey checkered tiles with a black door and a pink stylized 2-d figure outlined in the center of the opened door.

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

I got this from the wall of an abandoned, dilapidated East Texas Texas house that was surrounded by scattered rotting deer carcasses and a partially uncovered well.

A stylized wooden cat carving with a weirdly long neck and deeply unsettling human-like facial features

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

There's like zero information I can find about why this happened so I can only assume I've been banned for watching too many cat videos.

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Texas newscastes: freezing rain and sleet will make for potentially dangerous driving conditions, so being on the road unless it's an emergency the entire city of Dallas: [gets on the road]

A Google maps traffic image of part of Texas including Austin, Dallas, and Houston. Freeway traffic for the entire area surrounding Dallas is a yellow-orange color.

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

He personally may have changed his mind, but they have no intention of actually using their leadership to rally a strong enough vote to shut down the funding. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

"Their sentiments are expected to influence the vast majority of the Democrats’ 213-strong House caucus to vote no – although sufficient Democrats are believed to be ready to vote in favor to enable the legislation to pass. The party has no plans to whip its members into line to enforce the leadership view."

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

No new pictures Where are you at mentally

Metal gear solid main characters with text "we're all dogs in God's hot car"

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Now this might be on me, but I feel like a doctor should maybe mention in advance that the type of biopsy they're going to do is the kind that's gonna leave a cool scar

A top-down picture of a woman's head. Reddish hair is parted to show a small incision with stitches on a hairless patch on her scalp.

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

A yes, love to have my appliances exposed to the elements on my lovely and very real deck facing my very real backyard.

A picture of a backyard, but it doesn't look real. It looks like the storage shed is a tiny barn.

A picture of a deck, but it has items also included in a laundry room

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

I thought this was a 5 bedroom, but I count...7 bedrooms? 8 bedrooms?

Bedroom with blue and white striped bedspread, picture of single flower, white shelves, white desk, and grey chair

Bedroom with white striped bedspread, red drapes, sliding glass door, blue desk, and simple white chair

Bedroom with white bedspread, pictures of sea creatures but also a single American flag that's oddly spaced, blue desk, and simple white chair

Bedroom with blue and white striped bedspread, picture of multiple daisies, two windows, blue desk, and simple white chair

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Uh these bedrooms sure do seem repetitive...

A bedroom with a beige bedspread, large window, blue desk, and simple white chair

A bedroom with a beige bedspread, two windows, blue desk, and simple white chair

A bedroom with a blue and white striped bedspread, two windows, picture of multiple flowers, blue desk, and simple white chair

Bedroom with light blue bedspread, brown artwork, white shelves, white desk, and grey chair

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

First, there's this orchid that pops up in multiple pictures. It's aggressively present.

A picture supposedly of the interior of this home. There's a table in the foreground, and a potted pink orchid is on it.

A picture supposedly of the interior of this home. It's the kitchen sink. Another potted pink orchid is in the background.

A picture supposedly of the interior of this home. It's one of the bathrooms, with what appears to be a branching potted pink orchid on top of the toilet.

A picture supposedly of the interior of this home. The same bathroom, but another angle. One of the pink orchid branches is creeping into view on the left hand side

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

I've seen rental listings that use AI to stage homes, but this is the first time I've seen a full on AI slop home listing. Let's take a tour, shall we?

Zillow screenshot for a rental listing at 4038 Woodfox St, Houston, TX. The home looks 3d rendered and unnatural, like something from Pixar circa 2005.

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

[wiping away a tear] Marvin Zindler would have loved to yell about this

From local news heading:
"Only on 13: New photos, emails reveal extent of rat problem in HPD drug evidence vault" and there's a still image from a video of a rat emerging from a shelf.

https://abc13-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/abc13.com/amp/post/13rat-infestation-houston-police-departments-drug-evidence-vault-new-photos-emails-reveal/18280421/?amp_gsa=1&amp_js_v=a9&usqp=mq331AQIUAKwASCAAgM%3D#amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&aoh=17655943596466&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Fabc13.com%2Fpost%2F13rat-infestation-houston-police-departments-drug-evidence-vault-new-photos-emails-reveal%2F18280421%2F

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Count Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

i hope I learn to be funny again soon

The "most used words" word cloud generator for blue sky. Words like "fucking""Texas""space" and "health" are highly prominent.

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