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Justin

@wizardgrass.bsky.social
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I miss summer
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Google earth has updated its satellite images of Gaza. The destruction is almost incomprehensible.
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Roya Shahidi | Looking for work @rsdream12.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m in this image and I don’t like it
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Da Bears
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Zoey @zoeytro.pe · 08/09/2026
What STEM cretins think "human nature" is: Something about "optimization" or "knowledge-seeking" or some shit. The actual nature of humanity:
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Truckasaurus should be a voltron by now
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Playing a new tower defense game instead of writing?? Not this time! Okay yes this time
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Quesadilla chewing through my guts
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Watching anime about a chainsmoking cat instead of writing
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Suicide bomber isekai
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Layne Morgan @laynemorgan.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Local restaurant listing this menu item as "girl dinner" speaks to me in the craziest way
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tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Age is just a number” (friend who just unlocked his spin attack at 43 years old)
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Barry Butler Photography @barrybutler9.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Glass, Like Glass. Sunday's sunrise at the entrance to the Chicago River.
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Do we want to go out of our way for each other?" answered by days of silence means I'm a free man
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nothing like doing two bumps off a friend's shit but whoops wrong bag it's ketamine
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Take on me (take on me)
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Electric jeeps will be huge in cities
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George Pearkes @peark.es · 24/09/2026
*NY ACCUSES POLYMARKET OF RUNNING ILLEGAL GAMBLING OPERATION *NY GOV. HOCHUL, AG JAMES ANNOUNCE POLYMARKET SUIT IN STATEMENT
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Always Sunny may be anime
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
King of the Hill is anime
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Catch 22, Fahrenheit 451, and Slaughterhouse-Five are the same book
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
“Rather than worrying about eating a balanced diet or maintaining an active lifestyle, our advice is to spend as much time as possible in the gym hitting dumbbell curls until your biceps are crazy big.” — Dr. Willie Underwood III, American Medical Association president
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American Medical Association: ‘Huge Biceps Are Only Thing That Matters’
CHICAGO—Granting the public permission to disregard the organization’s previous recommendations, American Medical Association officials announced this week that huge biceps were now the only thing tha...
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I love writing a book I'd be mortified if friends read
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No place like bed
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Senator McConnell breathe on the mirror to vote no
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
do you think fast food companies are pissed off how expensive gambling has made it to advertise during sports now
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
TWO shower beers
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026
Beaver Overthinking Dam theonion.com/beaver-overthinking-da…
Beaver Overthinking Dam
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
New national bird: a wrecking ball
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Summer good autumn mid
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Metal Gear Solid is a great movie
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Neighbor listening to the dungeon crawler carl audiobook series and I know it's at least his second time through
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Politicians should be able to bribe voters with cash but if they don't pony up we get to beat them to death in the street
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molly @bugmom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I thik I need to be feral for ~6 weeks
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Watching Bears. Commercials, commercials. Football! Three plays, three penalties. Commercials
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Chop suey gets really dumb halfway through
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sisko best captain
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 19/09/2026
honestly same
a vending machine with a small printed sign taped to it:

the light inside
is broken but
i still work
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ice cream burrito
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Roll a banana in a tortilla with peanutbutter. Cook it a little bit It's nice
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dragonball Z has perma death when Piccolo absorbed Nail and Kami they're super dead
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
UNPRECEDENTED ENERGY CRISIS! YEEEEE HAWWWW
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Snoopy Surfing in Peanuts
ALT: Snoopy Surfing in Peanuts
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Cooking show we pour chickpeas from a bowl into another bowl to mash them then into a third bowl to season them
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Mosquitos love the hairless ape
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 17/09/2026
dudes rock
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tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I like the way you talk bro it’s cool how no one can glean any meaning from what you’re saying
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the best thing about being in my 40s by far has been the freedom to refer to anonymous guys in their late teens/early 20s as “kid” like Han Solo calls Luke in Star Wars. been waiting my whole life for this. worth every second. indescribable feeling of power.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hobo influencers doing everyday carry posts. "What's in my bindle?"
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Velodus✨ @velodus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You know who never accepted a Polymarket sponsorship when they were a player? That's right: Michael Jordan. Is it because Polymarket didn't exist when he was a player? Sure. Would he have accepted an endorsement deal with them if he could've? Almost certainly. But still!
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