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Justin

@wizardgrass.bsky.social
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is seven robots
A massive toy of a robot knight riding a robot brontosaurus
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Poster of Bruce Campbell starring in "Man With The Screaming Brain"
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
We're all revolver ocelot
Elderly Revolver Ocelot kisses elderly Solid Snake. The love and respect are real
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Baseball player doubled over in pain. Caption reads "Ruptured Testical"
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Evergreen Thank you @hausofdecline.bsky.social
Four panel comic
Panel 1: exhausted person contemplates suicide
Panel 2: a dog barks
Panel 3: person remembers they have a dog
Panel 4: person pets dog, feels emotional relief
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
There's a Chinese knock-off of Kung Fu Panda starring Rob Schneider as the panda warrior
Movie box art of an armored panda with a sword with several other semi mystical creatures including a rabbit, chicken, mantis, purple raccoon(?), and a flying pig(?). It is a cheap imitation of Kung Fu Panda
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This was last week
Dog enjoying a huge lake
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Sideways boat
Large boat tilted on its side for unknown reasons. There is a dog and a bottle of lite beer in the foreground
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The world's best dog
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Saying Hobbit are inhospitable to people who aren't from 'round here feels kinda fucked man
Serkis explained about the lack of the diversity. "The Shire feels very, very much like a very, a very white, you know... They're not very concerned about what goes on beyond the borders of The Shire, but they know they don't want people coming in."
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
open world game where you raise an adorable monster for fight
Cover art for the Playstation 1 game: Digimon World. Features a blue metal T-Rex
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
A biomechanical anime mother
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Hot & spicy braised duck tongue potato chips Tastes like BBQ jerky
Bag of potato chips claiming the flavor of Hot & spicy braised duck tongue
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I love watching the floor disintegrate
Vinyl floor tiles crumbling in golden hour light and shade
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Number 1 for a reason
Bulbasaur fashioned into a logo for a 30th anniversary. Bulbasaur is like a blue dinosaur with a green plant on its back
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Hell yes
A glossy gummy chunk of filthy dried syrup
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Forbidden taffy
Layers of filthy dried syrup on a scraping tool. More filth piled up beneath
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Something lives inside the machine
A dog (white fur, blue spots) intensely sniffs a blue machine, likely sensing a squirrel
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
A dog with its tongue out being offered a plate of spaghetti
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I'm just here for the zip-line
Screenshot of a post by the merriam-webster dictionary. The video shows words one after another in a sequence, with a prompt suggesting to screenshot the video, the word pictured being your word of 2026 and I'm on the zip-line baybeeeeee
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Played Twilight Imperium in my old theater
Foreground is a board game with hex shaped tiles. Background is the balcony of a theater with dim lights
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Where the eagles fly on the mountain high
Bright sunshine over a calm lake. Snow is on the ground, there's a white dog. Across the lake is a city
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
This terrible pos owns my heart
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I fucked these up so much
Puddles of marshmallow fluff on brown baking paper. They have no consistent shape or structure
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
We can go anywhere
Many paths forward, from left to right: open field, paved path, gravel path, stone walkway, jumbled boulders, and open water
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Doctor I'm no snitch but the killer is on my stove
A ninja brand nonstick skillet, the surface is cracking and porous and is actively poisoning everyone. I only use it to warm tortillas
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
This pig is the goat
Cover of Playstation 1 game Tomba! 2. Features a man with pink hair swinging a club, some flying bug, and two purple pigs with pitchforks
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Go to gym Champ
Adorable raccoon standing on a bench inside a squat rack
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Eastern European crash out demon lounging playfully by a kitchen sink
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Dog beach round 2
The best dog, a blue and gold spotted Australian shepherd, lounging in the shade on a beach
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
My bro is in the medbed
Vegeta napping beside a magical healing tank, inside is Goku healing
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
I love this terrible game
Cover art for the PS1 game "Digimon World"
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Ancient Greek painting of a gamestop investor rolling their stocks up a hill to the moon
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Me at the Walgreens negotiating with the pharmacist. Amphetamines DO work that's a fact
Me at the Walgreens negotiating with the pharmacist. I'm in a tan suit and hat pointing at my empty outstretched hand, demanding
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Post a horror movie everyone should see!
Movie poster titled "ROAR" featuring a roaring lion. Taglines include: "The most dangerous movie ever made. No animals were harmed, 70 cast and crew were"
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
A talking vanilla milkshake asserts they are 30 or 40 years old and do not need this (unclear what "this" is). The milkshake is speaking with a meatball. They are on a tennis court
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr
Wilfred Brimley in The Thing. Paunchy older man wielding a wood chopping axe
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Cicadas are good at being big
Real large winged green insect (cicada) on my hand
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
People on a yacht gamble on two chimps with knives fighting
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
I love when flowers grow between cracks in concrete
A bright orange flower growing between a crack in concrete
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Best friend
White dog with black spots lounging in shady grass on a bright summer day
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Ninjas
Professional historian with wild hair presenting "ninjas" as a concept
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
"Give Trans Folk Head" written in the bathroom of my bar
"Give Trans Folk Head" written in black sharpie marker on a chalk dusted black painted wall
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
The fog has been really cool
Thick fog on a beachFog covering a sandy field, sparse treesDense fog on a lightly wooded path. There's a white dog and an orange traffic cone
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Having a bath, a dark Russian (?) and playing with matches. Peaceful night (drink is Screwball peanutbutter whiskey, Kahlua, and a dash of heavy cream)
An alcoholic mixed drink that only appears to have too much cream, and a box of matches
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
baked my own hotpockets. Filling is beef, bell peppers, peas, and kale, cooked in two cans of High Life. Dough came out better than expected
Homemade hotpocket: ground beef, bell peppers, kale, and green peas. Several more in the background
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
This little bird is my friend
Small bird gives good luck
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Cooked this for you
Stir fry simmering in sauceStir fry over rice (pork, bell pepper, and mushrooms) in a green bowl
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Justin @wizardgrass.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Bahn Mi. Marinated chicken, kale, cucumber, on toasted French bread with a spicy mayo Marinade: gojuchang, soy sauce, rice wine vinegar, sesame oil, and a little sugar. Pan fried and finished with orange juice Dressing for kale: soy sauce, Dijon mustard, sesame oil, a little sugar, black pepper
Bahn Mi sandwich. Marinated chicken, kale, cucumber, on toasted French bread with a spicy mayo
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