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Wizard of Drinks

@wizarddrink.bsky.social
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Hi, I Cassidy. 28 He/Him. I don't really do shit no more. I draw and drink Dr. Pepper. Hit my line.

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angelprofile ⋆⭒˚。⋆ @aquarieme.bsky.social · 10h
i don't think killing the rapists is enough i think we need to be doing something worse to them
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tro @trog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I started a new mhwilds save so sorry you're going to get me bitching about what they did to this beautiful franchise for the next few days.
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Pat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yes... and if they each gave me one dollar... well , then it would be my lucky day!
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tro @trog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
leaked monster hunter ascendance screeshot
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Spaghetti Night.” Pen and copic gray marker on paper. 

Our man is in the kitchen making spaghetti for his guests, who have become increasingly rowdy as they wait for dinner. More on them in a moment. He speaks into his landline phone with his oven mitts on, “Everybody’s pretty riled up for spaghetti night.” He is correct because sure enough we see his riled up dinner guests in the background. Two men play wrestle as a woman raises her hand to spank one of the wrestler's cheeks. She’s got great leverage on the windup so those cheeks are about to be pummeled, reader. Another man finds himself being carried by a woman with a crew-cut. Her strength is on display here because despite the man’s weight she’s able to effortlessly run around the living room with him slung over her shoulder like a ragdoll. Behind them we see another spaghetti night guest pumping his fists and shouting to the ceiling. Perhaps howling. 

Artist’s note: One of my favorite drawings. Love seeing the whole group having a great time together.
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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
resident evil movie review: everyone apologize to Zach Creggers NOW
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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the fact that someone made a legit good video game movie without regurgitating characters and plot points should be commended with the highest of rewards. the fact that he made that shit FEEL like resident evil without any key jangling is impressive
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K9-17 "Ripper" Pitjob @demogorgon.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
When the dude in her bio dies
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A man stands at the ticket counter of a movie theater. An employee asks if he’d like to upgrade his ticket. “Would you like to upgrade to Cinema VIP? You can pause the film for bathroom breaks.”  Our man is intrigued by the offer. Next slide. Inside the movie theater. The film has been paused and the movie screen lets the audience know: “PAUSED FOR VIP.” Our man stands at the center of the theater with his hands raised and a VIP badge attached to a lanyard around his neck. He’s part of the Cinema VIP program but at what cost? The other patrons have become increasingly upset with the pauses. A chorus of angry voices rain down on the VIP from around the theater. “Sit down, toilet boy,” one woman yells. She’s had enough of his potty breaks. “Oh COME on.” “Get this guy outta here.” “He ruined the trailers, too.” “Take his badge.” “3 times?!” “Put a diaper on.”
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026
Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is a very good point and the thing to understand is that’s not what’s happening on either side. The republicans are identifying all the people they want to target for degradation and a repeal of their civil rights. The democrats are giving a list of who they’re okay to do that to.
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 13/09/2026
for two months, I've been flying drones over Flock cameras to situation them in space and geography; I even got my commercial drone license in order to do it. I'd like to share this project with you all: it's called Records Of Enemy Surveillance: recordsofenemysurveillance.com
image of a residential intersection with one red car driving across it and a baseball field in the backgroundblack and white dithered image of two red squares around the flock cameras in the previous image, on either side of the intersection
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Pat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
*stinky, sweaty, hair falling out, 250 days into deployment, eating a piece of meat that looks like a dried out dog ear, liable to die at any moment* i cant wait to shoot my warrior cum into the broken toilet
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Wizard of Drinks @wizarddrink.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I recently went through a lot of my dad's old records, and they were basically all break collections and scratch records. Anyways I stg "I Was Only Bitch Years Old" and "Bj and Blowjob: Take Me To Your Dealer" was in there.
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Dreamboat Branny 🦢 @bransonreese.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Swan Boy cast working together to feed Baby God with a big spoon.
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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Marty mcfly: I guess you guys arent ready for that yet
fuck all of you
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A.J. Wilden🏳️‍⚧️ @wcwit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"They're not misunderstanding the film; they're co-opting a message"
Screencap from the interview linked in the quoted post

Marlow Stern (the interviewer):  You have one of the most renowned replies in Twitter history. Elon Musk tweeted out, “Take the red pill,” then Ivanka Trump enthusiastically wrote, “Taken!” to him, and then you replied, “Fuck both of you.” I’m curious how you feel about the co-opting of “The Matrix” by those on the right who don’t really seem to understand its messaging.

Lilly Wachowski: I mean, I can’t sit in a room and explain the movie to every single person who watches it. Even if I did sit in a room with Elon Musk and Ivanka Trump — yikes — it doesn’t matter. They’re not misunderstanding the film; they’re co-opting a message. And that’s what fascists do: They co-opt the messages of progressives and use it to their benefit to confuse and obfuscate what is going on and the intention of their ideology. They do it with everything. They do it with Martin Luther King Jr. Look at how they’ve changed the idea of what antisemitism is.
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Mega64 @mega64official.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
youtu.be/3FWCvzduYZg?...
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GOD Bless The U.S.A (9/11 Dance/Footwerk Group)
YouTube video by djyungtellem
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 10/09/2026
DLSS 5 is just a lighting pass and not an ai hallucin--
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A man is vacuuming while trying to make conversation with someone in another room. He is thrilled with the turning radius of the machine. A voice from the other room yells, “What?” The vacuuming man yells back, “I said this puppy’s got serious turning radius.” It’s likely he’ll continue to repeat himself over the sound of the vacuum  Artist’s note: I’m always aiming for bold and sloppy line work. We achieved that here.
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QTori 🍣 @qtori.art · 04/09/2026
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ballpoint pen, colored pencil, and copic gray marker on paper. A man sits at the table with a painting easel, painting supplies, and a small bowl of fruit. As he paints on the canvas he speaks to someone on his landline phone, “Had a dream that a witch told me to start painting - - yeah, doin’ a little fruit bowl thing.” Artist’s note: I probably should’ve painted the colors in this one  rather than used colored pencil. Whatever the witch represents in his psyche he is wise to listen to her.
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ChloeCade @chloecade.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
60 years without him today... I can't believe it 💔
Pigmon from episode 8 of the original Ultraman series.
Text reads:
"September 4, 1966, Pigmon, who was popular among the girls, died."
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log @logmore.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
There will be more Gather Ye Power tomorrow, but I'm not going to be around to tell you all when it appears. Please look around at about noon tomorrow. Okay?
Please wait warmly.
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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
set an alarm for everyone sleeping on me
unchill gal sits and reads a book. off screen someone says "hey- look at me"chill guy wearing a Gucci shirt and ripped jeans unchill gal: "You look like an asshole." ME!!! "HEY - Don't be mean to your little brother."I turn to him, furious, "and as for YOU- DO SOMETHING FUNNY!!!" chill guy sulks and says "ok ma.."
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tro @trog.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm getting deployed into the candy battalion in the war on hugs and kisses
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Wizard of Drinks @wizarddrink.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Streaming tonight! I've been in a movies kinda mood so I'll probably just be playing cine2nerdle battle and other movie based puzzles. Also scrandle. Stream starts at 8PM EST if anyone wanna hang out with meeeeeeeeee Twitch.tv/wizarddrinks
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💀 unfound footage 👻 @burg.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Cereal Killer from Hackers (1995) in the middle of his "we have no names, we are nameless" line. You'd think I'd go with Phantom Phreak, wouldn't you? Too on the nose, and not in his voice. This is some shit Cereal would say while like Phreak states at him like, dude, I'm right here, what are you talking about.
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Wizard of Drinks @wizarddrink.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'm unemployed rn so my sleep schedule has me waking up at the Crack of noon. This means whenever I read swanboy it is through a thick fog of sleep. Today that made me think that the detective in the last panel was suddenly wearing a very beautiful form fitting cocktail dress.
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log @logmore.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
GATHER YE POWER #34: The second chaplet of this segment. This is the one where users are given information about useful products coming in the future. I have attached promotional material below, and then you can see the full thing here: www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/ga...
Useful promotional material that explains the future of blood and gas technology
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WAYNERADIOTV @wayneradio.tv · 20/08/2026
yt copyright system just broke new ground. got hit with a claim on my Endacopia playthrough that doesn't hurt me much, I don't make money off VODs. but it is SO egregious I had to dispute it. they flagged me MAKING A PHONE CALL as some polish rap. and the label DENIED MY DISPUTE
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Wizard of Drinks @wizarddrink.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
We are live! Come hang and play and smile!!!! Twitch.tv/wizarddrinks
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Wizard of Drinks @wizarddrink.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Being unemployed has put me back on a lot of my old bullshit. Screening movies, playing DnD, and now it's STREAMING BABY! I'm playing BLOOD MALL RETAPED, and RENTAL tonight at 8:30PM EST! And since they're short I'll probably be fuckin around for a bit after. Come hang out at twitch.tv/wizarddrinks!
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Would you get their autograph?
Two panel comic. Panel 1: two bored-looking giant alien lice from the movie Cloverfield are sitting at a table with a paper coffee cup and a newsletter signup sheet on it. One louse is on its phone, the other sighs. Panel 2: the lice are sitting at a booth for celebrity signings at a fan convention (called Kooky Con). Seated at the tables on either side of the lice are actors Susan Sarandon and Ke Huy Quan. Each of the other celebrities are chatting with a line of fans at their respective tables. The lice gaze into space.
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404 Media @404media.co · 17/08/2026
SCOOP: 404 Media placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it. What did we find? It ended up at an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books. Yes. This is literally the logo outside the Amazon warehouse door. Read now:
404media.co
We Tracked a Shipment of Rare Books. It Ended at an Amazon AI Training Facility
We placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it, and found an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books.
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Dreamboat Branny 🦢 @bransonreese.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Were I a king sitting down to feast and one of my most embittered servants made eye contact with me and proposed a toast "to your health" I would happily take a sip of wine from my goblet which only moments earlier sat far outside of my narrow field of vision
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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
my transformers comic 11
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ompuco @ompu.co · 14/08/2026
opt.ompu.co
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Opt out of it.
Twitch management is so fucking pathetic for this one.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Baaulp @baaulp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Yeah whatever nothing matters
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WAYNERADIOTV @wayneradio.tv · 07/05/2026
Trog went on vacation so im dogsitting Im swingin her around n shit Lol she likes it or doesnt 🤷‍♂️ #JustVibes
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
"Hey, where'd you get that poop from?" "I found it in that tower over there." Me making poop comes to the Nintendo Switch 2 as a timed exclusive on August 14.
me making poop
https://bsky.app/profile/phillipbankss.bsky.social/post/3lbcrfd2eqs2p
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log @logmore.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
GATHER YE POWER #33 (SECTION 1): I am taking a new approach where I break my chapters down into smaller segments (known as chaplets) and upload them as I finish them. This is the first chaplet. A hors d'vourse of some kind. Enjoy: www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/ga...
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It's Hex! 🍎💙 @babyfur.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
quote tweet format:

original tweet: yeah we're poly. poly gonna bweakup 

quote tweet: image of an annoyed Marizpan and chuckling Homestar
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trc @catworld.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
the ghost in a cartridge that's forever stuck unplayed in a 9.8 graded sealed copy sitting on the shelf of some youtuber in los angeles
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Pat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I made an action comic and you can read it at battlegoblins.com
drawing of a goblin looking at you all crazy
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Wizard of Drinks @wizarddrink.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Artfight Attack for @artvee.dnd on Instagram, of their characters Clementine and Harlon. I'd drawn so many gorey violent attacks this year that I figured it was time to change it up and draw beautiful women instead. Also I'm ditching the retro vhs shit for now. That was starting to piss me off lol
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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
SHINRA NEWS: January 31st, 1997 Edition

Bisexuality

Not Gay. Not Straight. A New Sexual Identity Emerges.

Also includes the articles:

PRES. SHINRA'S FIRST NAME - What Was It

EGG AND CHIPS - A New Frontier In Bar Food
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