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Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 16h

That's exactly it! They're lovely and generous but, fuck, are they exhausting!

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DR LUKANSTEIN'S MONSTER ⚧️ @beastcutter.bsky.social · 22h

i am once again asking you to check out the first 6 chapters of my upcoming 1920s Gothic Noir novel LAZARUS. Paris! Art! Opium! Gay sex! Jazz! Vampires 👀 beastcutter.itch.io/lazarus-teaser

The hallway opened like a throat. From the main room, hands appeared to take my coat, my hat. I let them, soothed by the cushioning darkness, given a velvet quality by the haze of smoke. From within this shroud came points of soft light; the low, controlled glow of an opium lamp. They scattered the murky room like dying stars. Amongst them, amongst the pillows and furs, lay piles of unmoving contorted flesh. Bodies on bodies. Limp, cast across one another careless. A mass grave. Their breath was soft, almost invisible, their half-closed eyes sucked into a drowning pool of dreaming. Atop a bunk lay a woman in repose, as if painted, her face turned from me, her hand hanging limp over the edge.
This was a house of the dead. Its denizens never-living. All those years I had lived beneath the soil, in those cut, festering wells of misery and fear. It was here alone I could feel the soft embrace of the grave.

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Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 17h

That feeling when your parents' bi-annual visit is over

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DR LUKANSTEIN'S MONSTER ⚧️ @beastcutter.bsky.social · 22h

Obsessed with my friend @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social 's cat, Mary Wollstonecraft, who is tiny, full of rage, and absolutely gormless

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Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Yeah, PAULIE! Maybe you SHOULD 😤

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Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

His films are far more average than most people seem to think, but I have a deep, deep love for Hill House and Midnight Mass (incidentally the only two of his shows that he personally directed)

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Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

As if, one day, someone just said "looksmaxxing" and the world went, "That's a fine enough word."

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Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

How DARE anyone ever call themself a "master" of their own craft. Anyone who is even vaguely competent at any skill knows enough to know that they are not a "master" of fuck all!

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Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

To the beautiful young woman at the supermarket, Just because you're straight, that doesn't mean you have to settle for the man with his hood up, his mouth hanging open, and one hand on his penis. There's nothing stopping you from raising your standards xxx

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Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

She's a big Hellraiser fan. Loves a bit of torture

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Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

🎃IT'S HALLOWEEN SEASON, GHOULS! 🎃 Here's my horror and horror-themed film collection! And my baby kitty-cat, Mary Wollstonecraft.

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Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Realising that, with the exception of Moving Pictures, these all came out when I was 15-25. Makes sense!

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Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Haha yeah I saw a friend do it and just Googled it lol

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Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Do you ever love someone so much you're like, I JUST WANNA PUT YOUR BUTT IN MY BUTT AND BE ONE BIG LOVE BUTT

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Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Hey, YouTube, what the fuck is this shit in my fucking Studio app, you cunts?

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Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Lost a few subs since talking about a Palestinian book. Good riddance!

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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Love hearing @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social making a case for Pacific Rim as a cinematic masterpiece. If you want to remember everything you love about this absolute banger, watch this. youtu.be/zAc-ebTEnlg

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Pacific Rim is Actually a Masterpiece

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Lance Parkin @lanceparkin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

New word: CLICKWALL. (n) The opposite of clickbait. A headline so unappealing, promising so little reward even by the standards of these things, that it is physically impossible to tap the link to the article.

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Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I was 35 when I found out that I don't have a stigmatism; I have astigmatism 😐

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Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

At the gym, American weights are in lbs?! What are these, medieval gyms?!

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Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

While I don't love looking at photos of my old self, I can never get rid of them because Egg Willow did a lifetime of cool shit in her 20s

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Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It's been ten years since I walked along the Great Wall of China in -15°C, met a fat orange cat, and hung out with a French model (the only other person there). It was a wild day. But something about me looks so different...

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Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I miss the era of the Internet where the whole thing actually felt large, where blogs and websites were glorified online magazines dedicated to myriad hobbies and interests. I used to own one of those blogs, and it was a good life, but being a fan of others was even better. Bring it back!

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Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Went to Comic Con with this gorgeous wee hobbit 🖤

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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

for more wholesome good old fashioned fun, check out my book kickstarter: kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun

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Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

What's something very nitpicky that you feel so strongly about, you'd gladly make a situation awkward just to correct people on it? For me, it's when someone refers to chimps as monkeys. I'll happily stop a party dead by screaming, "UM, ACTUALLY, THEY'RE APES!"

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Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Holy SHIT, Psy, this is killer!! You've done Andy proud! Wow!

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Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I read books in the kitchen because I'm CLEVER

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Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If you're someone who uses ChatGPT or any other LLM, and you also have or want to have children, I truly believe you are either one of the dumbest or one of the most wretched people on Satan's green Earth. When your children grow up in an artless world that's burning around them, it'll be your fault

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Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Letterboxd letting me know when I missed out on a fun hang with friends🥲

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Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

If Bella had chosen Jacob and had her daughter with him instead, he would've then wanted to fuck his own baby x

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Jennifer Zayas @lilybubbles310.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

If you aren't following BOTH of @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social 's channels on YouTube (or here for that matter), what is wrong with you? She's AMAZING!

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DR LUKANSTEIN'S MONSTER ⚧️ @beastcutter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Holy shit this is the "top seller" in the free horror tag on itch. Thank you for your interest! It's a 90s post-soviet horror/thriller about an aging loser vampire and a human meat dealer running into trouble with the vampire mob. And did I mention it's free? beastcutter.itch.io/a-weight-of-...

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A WEIGHT OF CARRION FLESH by Lukan Garrow

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Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Not at all! It makes the game more engrossing and strategic. I love it

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